₦airaland Forum

mikkypel:
Baba, we go reach dat level IJN

Amen

gottoboy:
Coogar where at thou? Man U dey chop am from my boys. .

So u be Gunner fan too? Wow!

killercute16:
Manchester United will win this match with a 2 goals range.







For more Akpos dry joke pls text akpos to 33112

Lmao

Chai, wenger dan see cheap club oh! Who score 4 Arsenal?

MuhdG:
Thanks man! I will work on it

Fixed! Thank me later

WARRIBLOOD:
No connections.. I drop bars ..them begin to shout we.. feel..
Why some broke unilag student.. like bovi
Them sit for hotspot.. they still can't win fee

Wifi/win fee? Warriblood the KOW HIMSELF!!!

I need to have my bath, should I use water?

SAVEDBABA:
God has to approve of it b4 i cn date a frnds sista

but u can 4uck a frnd's sister?

JigsawKillah:
Same wordplay. . . Different Scheme. . . You gon' call that bite?
I Bit Magic? That shît tragic. . . Proofs or fall and die
You tried my style and failed. . . Tools and all that nines
Let's talk about how your father died. . . He'd abused your mom at night
By day. . . He out, robbing schools and all at sight
Oba Aromo what? Alomo who? The tool. . . A drunkard right?
He got cursed by the villagers. . . He don't steal dough. . . Just food and all palmwine

You like cursing people's moms, you're gettin' a round huh, nigga!
Your lies so hot, you get guys shot without guns, nigga
Your mom hawks kerosene, you denied her when she came around your niggas
I saw her wearing one leg of shoe. . . I said 'you lost your shoe?'. . . She said 'nah, just found one' nigga!

Let me tell you what rhymes with Jigsawkillah. . .
Bruce's victor nigga

I passed everywhere you failed, trampled who trampled you
Got mad props. . . Got fat glocks. . . Beheaded whoever battled you
You're a snake but if I hiss when I'm pissed, it should rattle you
'cause your death comes after drawin' your First Blood. . . Rambo 2




Jigs

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

funlord:


Chai!

Lwkmd You No Well oh!

starlingslimnet:
Well i must say This is appalling and disgusting: Yes, it's hideous
and horrendous,despicable and deplorable; I had
say revolting more like awful and egregious.To me
this is flagitious, indecent,ghoulish and nauseous
perfect word is morbid. You wouldn't be wrong if you
say its repulsive and contemptible.

***faint***

Lwkmd ^^

Is this part of so called "CHANGE" Pmb and Apshit promised us months ago?

I want to have ma bath. Should I use water?

don4real18:
The age difference between Ojukwu and Bianca was 35 years..... So what's the fuss all about

Lion of Africa! Moreover, was Bianca married as a 4th wife?

BigBashiru:
Don't mind them. Its actually better to be married than for those young girls to be sleeping around. ..

Most Africans don't have capacity for depth and original thinking. I would encourage my 18 YEAR old daughter to be married to a born again Christian.

As a 4th wife to a 54years old man?

JigsawKillah:
They say Time is money, Jigs, why you lavishing that?
You lost a homie to this culture, why you still practicing that?
Guns don't kill people, people do, good excuse for grabbin' the mac?
See these hoods growin' deceitful. . . See what happened to Max?
When niggas start takin' internet too serious. . . I'm snatchin' that back

How sick are these niggas?. . . Obesemf. . . Dj5naira. . . Who wants the hospital?
These bars are the most Poetic ever possible
Beatin' me is impossible, I'm Boss to you
Your crews get the white? Your Crew See Fix? don't let me Cross to you!
Obese, the day GEJ becomes US President is the day I'll loss to you
No one considers you Boss, you couldn't pay your tithes, I'm the cost to you!
Giyazz got emotional on NL when he gave his trust to you
This fat blabber is a backstabber, you moaned out his secrets when Darkrebel gave his thrust to you!
You're an uppercased Fäggöt!

I say let's ride. . . DJ5naira needs this dick. . . I see the bîtch in you!
Your Clips Pop? Nigga I see the snitch in you!
Your style dates back to the 80s. . . I see the Myth in you!
I heard your last girl dumped you cos you couldn't fûck. . . Nigga I see a Bis in you!

2 words that rhymes with DJ5naira. . . Broke Nigga!
Three words. . . A Lowlifer, a Joke! Nigga!



Fûck outta here!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

obesemf:
_fuck your tactics, none cares if you love this

how can u have this light after taking darks hits

im bringing hard kicks, im an emcee with a hammer, u cant touch this

today the lyric is getting punched like am adding adlibs

i play nice, u running back like ray rice, fighting for gay rights,

you stay dim like bulbs in daylight

now you're dazed, right? debunk fake lines, i hate lies

bring ashewos holding torch lights, n i snuff him in broad day light

Kinglahkay, u called me out? high five,

you finna pay a high price, no show death, after this u go die twice

Jigsawkillah, likewise, is having his thighs sliced, lose his eye sight

cuz i write right, he bites right, i fight right while he hides right

he's the type to take a hug from a girl and buy her fried rice

you've failed in the game of life, your soul should be on free auction

if mama knew you'd turn out this way, she'd have put u up for adoption

gladyys made you her _bitch, so u better proceed with caution.

cuz the way you fumbled with Saw, i doubt carpentry is an option

OMG LMFAO!!!

captainflash:
howfar? how was the ban? DNT BITE AGAIN OOH....

Lmao

Mhizkel:
Can I smoke you?

Hian!

tolexy007:
mikel realy fire this girl..

OMG! Lmao

Katastrofy:
yaaayy..Tinubu go just dieee...hahaahah[/b]

godfatherism gone wrong.. i swear na pple like saraki fit tiffnubu...
he think say saraki na like ambode or fashola..

[b]he left ludo he dey play in lagos to come play chess in abuja..joker


SARAKI IS A POLITICIAN..

ALL OF THEM ARE CRIMINALS THOUGH

Lwkmd You Dey Mind Tinubu?

obainojazz:
but how come captainflash won you in 2go

Lmao

darkenedrebel:
alright...take your time

Is (s)he truely a female?

GIYAZZ:
Lol, you must be joking.

Joke aside, ah don't know their meaning.

Na Fp we dey so?

ELYMAXiimus:
who said so? bariga ain't what some slowpoke here portray it to be. it's a town, not a village.
the georaphy of the area is okay. the population is also there.
you won't see any free land lying around like in some villages.

land coss for there. Na for ikorodu land fit cheap small.
but that side no dey too okay, especially if you're a worker.

you wan buy land for lag? land no cheap for any for lag o.
this is due to the ever increasing population. almost all the land area have been occupied.
you'll have to have that dough enough m and in most cases, you'll buy a land together with the house built on it.

Naso the place open reach? A frnd recommended Bariga 4 me to get a good land though av neither heard nor been there b4. Oboi Wetin man go do? Instead of to waste the lil change wey ah get 4 I.T. Make ah invest am. Plus na Lag dey ma mind

GIYAZZ:
Lol, Na if the inspiration and shakitibobo to battle come.

Wetin be Shakitibobo and Alobam Self?

[quote author=ELYMAXiimus post=38477754][/quote]Ah hear say land cheap 4 there. Na true?

DMX RELEASED 4RM PRISON.

Expecting a blast 4rm this guy soon.......
@Elmax, shey you base 4 Lag? Where be Bariga?