₦airaland Forum

asunmoGGMU:
Fake story. Fowler, Osinbajo, Kemi Adeosun, BRF and more to come. Forget it, Tinubu is a seasoned politician anytime anywhere. He knows his onions.

MuhdG:
I sswear dis una cypher make sense

I can't wait see jigsawkillah's own.
It will be d madest.

Elvisonjack2:

mikuz:
I = Ah
South Russian English.

ddippset:
win-win? Lol. And how many pounds, dollars, naira or even cowries will get to you for your win-win? Or how many awards will you be given? All you will do is obtain more mbs and wail on, in your 'win-win' position.

vickertony:
manchester united is the most successful club in english football..they have been champions 20 times.
former manager sir alex ferguson is the most successful club manager in british football and one of football greats.

MuhdG:
Spot on.

Coog is a beast. Me think the olly person right now who has a chance of defeating coog is dark.

And i don't think dark knows this, but i do

playtheblues:
What's their favourite food?

sniperr007:
tot it was Philippines.

danbrowndmf:
Shoro niyen means "Na Talk Be that?"

coogar:
it's still baffling that 99% of the written i have seen from facebook's RG look utter wänk to me. what the heck was that? it looks like what a herbalist would say before blowing his white powder.

kendrick9:
Yes, but we know he won't.... that would be betrayal

bigval:
Hello sir, I would have been in your shoes if not for an uncle of mine who after 12yrs enslavement in the bank lost his job, he showed me the business of the 21st century, Its basically generating wealth from the present needs in Nigeria, pm me @ bigval007@gmail.com, and We will talk better

darkenedrebel:
una freestyles wack jare. .. ... You guys ain't touching those Unilag boys. .they do it for a living..You never see people wey dey freestyle for 5 days nonstop. ..even while lectures are going on.

JigsawKillah:
Check! Check! Check!




DJ5naira, read everything I write to you You wanna talk about guns? I'ma bring the nine to you You want a neutral ground Or should I bring the fight to you? Shoot 'Any' on the way, I ain't bringin' a wine to you
I'm Naughty with the flow. . . Bustin' as I go This Dj is a bîtch and a butty on the go But I'ma bring the heater to show he's softy than a snow Catch me in the garden pumpin' at the bro
Get it? Garden? Pumpkin? I'm king of Concept raps, dawg A dagger would leave on you a convex path, dawg You fûcked with a nigga who carry complex gats, dawg Your 'whole fam gets the message', we 'bomb Tecs' fast, dawg
I storm into your home, while your fam prayin' Send your sister to Junk box, it's a spam mailin' Your dad forced to inspect, we see the 'Man Aging' I got caps for ya'all but I ain't campaigning
See the bars light, but they drop heavy, nigga Said you wanted beef. . . This glock heavy, nigga I run up on your moms while she cookin' hot vege, nigga She gets chopped on the chopboard, I'm just tryna pop Lettuce nigga





Jigs!

Pundad:
I sex bitches to death...i'm the f.ucking grim-reaper/
My dick keep extending in hoes as they scream deeper/
my Thing whip her/
For having a dirty pucci...then my sperm pack the dirt away....Clean sweeper!/
The Thing sweet her/
She come dey lick my lollipop cos no stick is Deemed sweeter/
Even when i been tweet her/
Publicly say my thing miss her/
She never denied her master...she be redeemed peter!/
My c.ock dey fear crow cos she be dick eater/
Now me sef na clit licker/
I'm married to that pucci..right now it holds my ring finger!/
Yea..i'm finger-ing finger-ing.....deep in her!/
I say baby ya pucci is gold...she said i got the midas touch!/
I asked "might i suck?"/
She said 'in-between my legs favors you..i got a bias crouch!'/
Her dry pucci became greatly altered/
Looked like a well-kept garden....trimmed and adequately watered!/
Consumed her vitamins as i sucked on her juices/
Then two fingers plunged in the pucci/
This nigga kept chunking up the deuces!/
Then she said...i've been a bad girl, whip me baby/
I wore my condom, had my d.ick equipped in safety/
Then i started whipping crazy/
Mehn, the chick no lazy/
Was a fated union...the way both our hips kept running into each other!!!/
for..for..for..fork me harder...Oh now..the chick stutters?!/
forked her so hard till the bish shuddered/
OH!!! BABY!!! CRAZY!!! I've cum..the bish muttered/
i removed the squeezed rubber/
Then i spread my white cum all over her like its cheesebutter!/
Need to get back to office fast,i need to be a quickrunner/
I grabbed my clothes..and as i ran off..she yelled "greet ya boss for me"...Am his daughter!"
TO BE CONTINUED!

akponanefelix:
[b][/b]Representatives and senators, they must have met those conditions before now.

“So, they would not be exposed to the same rigorous scrutiny that those who were not members of the National Assembly will face.”

He added, “The Senate is also going to give priority to former members of the National Assembly in terms of the time for the screening. What I’m saying is that we may call up those, who are former members of the National Assembly before we begin to consider those, who are not members.

“We also, as a matter of modification for the take-a-bow-and-go, where it concerns only former members of the National Assembly, they may be questioned only by the chairman of that sitting, who is the President of the Senate.’’

No fewer than 25 petitions have been submitted by various individuals and groups seeking to stop the clearance of some of the 21 ministerial nominees.

Checks at the office of the Senate Committee on Ethics, Privileges and Public Petitions showed that 25 petitions had been submitted to it as of the close of work on Thursday.

Apart from the petition against former Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi , which was submitted by the three senators from Rivers State to the senate president on Wednesday, another senator representing Kaduna South Senatorial District, Danjuma La’ah, submitted his on Thursday against the nomination of Mrs. Amina Mohammed from Kaduna State.

La’ah wrote on behalf of the Southern Kaduna Coalition, an amalgamation of all the pressure and public interest groups of Southern Kaduna extraction. Mohammed’s accusers said she was not from Kaduna.

The petition, signed by the group’s coordinator, James Kanyi, read in part, “We have credible evidence to believe that she is an indigene of Gombe State and not Kaduna State as constitutionally required.”

Eleven of the ministerial nominees were however at the National Assembly on Thursday to submit their Curriculum Vitae ahead of next Tuesday’s screening.

The deadline for the submission of the CVs, according to the Senior Special Assistant to the President on National Assembly Matters (Senate), Ita Enang, is Friday (today).

Saraki on Thursday asked the committee of the Senate currently investigating the petitions against the nominees to submit its report before the screening starts next week.

Meanwhile, the Rivers State chapter of the All Progressives Congress has disagreed with the Senate new rule that a ministerial nominee must get the support of at least two senators from his state to scale through screening.

The spokesman for the APC in Rivers, Mr. Chris Finebone, told our correspondent in a telephone interview on Thursday that something was wrong with such a rule on the screening of ministerial nominees.

Finebone explained that a ministerial nominee did not need the support of any senator to be confirmed a minister.

The three representing Rivers State in the Senate – Olaka Nwogu, George Sekibo and Osinakachukwu Ideozu – are all members of the Peoples Democratic Party.

Amaechi, the nominee from the state is of the APC.

Calling on the Senate to forget about such criterion, Finebone recalled that Musiliu Obanikoro, who was from an APC state, but a member of the PDP, was able to scale through and became a minister.

He said, “I am sure that there is something wrong there; there is something not correct there. I know we have had cases where, for an example, Obanikoro never got the support of any senator and he scaled through. So, there is something I suspect that is not right there.

“Beyond Obanikoro, we have also had other examples where ministerial nominees never got the support of senators from their states and they scaled through. How about states where the senators are all from the opposition party? Does it mean that the Federal Government would surrender to the opposition?

“I don’t think it has been happening in the past. There were places where the senators were from the opposition, yet the Federal Government got its ministers not from the opposition party.

“The Senate should forget about such a rule because in the past it never came to play. I want to be sure that it is a new thing they have invented. But it does not work that way; it will not work that way. I don’t want to also believe that the rules are changing with some persons in mind.”

Also, a former aide to the immediate past governor of the state, Mr. Tony Okocha, recalled that two senators in the past had opposed the nomination of Mr. Henry Ogiri for a position in the Niger Delta Development Commission but that Ogiri eventually scaled through despite such opposition.

“It does not follow. Are we not Nigerians? Obanikoro, who was from a state in the opposition party in the past, was made a minister in recent past despite coming from the state from the opposition party,” Okocha said.

slap1:
Others need forms to declare their assets, but Amaechi would need an exercise book.

slap1:
Others need forms to declare their assets, but Amaechi would need an exercise book.

vizkiz:
here in plantain island where I live, we just heard about it