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midassultan:
.. I could say same to you!

Atleast mine was easy to read unlyk yours. Typing with pidgin would've been better for you. No offence though!

saaedlee:
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

Lwkmd

midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.

Type in English Plz!

Make ah just siddon dey Watch............ Una just wan use diz brawl do person longer throat ba?

lordfalcao:
He was compared because He Has potentials, who amongst arsenal have half His potential?

Smh

What abt SHUGA? I smell fish....

Mourinholic:
Leicester and other teams above us,do they spend like us? They have our strength and depth? Aren't the above us??

If Mourinho wasn't our coach,Ya all will be wanting the sack..

Fact

airmark:
Why will I defend when he hasn't attacked/you wanna trend ? join airmark in hashtag/
the only alex I respect is ferguson, Pissu sounds like a wack slang/

Your movement is slack and messed/you came 'cheap', this not how battlers appear/
whether you buy into it or not, my carriage will 'cost you an arm and leg'/

Your rants, as a major player i can side step/your products not ranked on my shelf/
i'm shutting down A P from pump action, like old petrol station at mile 12/

Turn to bird, fly to the states, england too/i can bring disease to newcastle/
if you claiming boss in the 'kitchen cabinet', then you will be biting more than what you can chew/

Call it sunday school morning teaching/curiousity kills a cat, while dog is peeping/
destroying building from foundation, boy skip drilling/you gon be fatally crushed from the ceiling/

Dont be deceived you aint stone's throw away from my level/you will be trampled upon if i address you/
throwing shots gon let you die faster than saudi pilgrims throwing stones at devil/

Lol

Adanna28:
Na Yankee ? Lool

The way words like "gonna, wonna, aint" dey take enter ma mouth whenever chick dey around e just tire me

Oyinbo Accent tinz oh

nobimafault:
it wz actualy a gift to My younger Bro ...but heard its btw 10 to 30k range here in ph.




Pls how can I know the one that can talk and where can I buy or get it In PH?

Check G.R.A Before Polo Club. Dem plenty 4 there.

Bonapart:
e pain you too But there can still be consideration

Lwkmd

Bonapart:
this babe bad o I dey feel you but 'mind made up already'

Lwkmd Baaaaad Guy

Abeg na which kind king dey wear suit inside im palace?

After the Reggae play the Bluez!!

EPL sha

AdeLaNa1:
Them dey page 2

Lmao

SmartMugu:
If "night", and "light" mean the same thing to you, I'm sure many other words would be. I'd say ure probably better off talking in the dialect you're comfortable with. After all, it's all about communication.

Gbam! Buhari is a example

arixsto2:
nait and lait abi
let your flat top of your tongue torch the back of your front tooth and drop it backward a bit- to pronounce - Night.



as for Light.
let the back of your tip tongue torch the back of your tooth and drop release your tongue backwsrd .


am not an expert. I hope it help sha.

Lmao Oga diz 1 go hard oh!

Mogidi:
There's hope bro, Buhari can hardly string two sentences together yet he is the president of Nigeria because of Kwarruption.

Lwkmd

Oyind17:
See as I dey laugh inside bus..

lol wetin dey make u laugh na? Na correct phonee ah dey speak now oh

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!


My mind was in an astral plane when I wrote these bars/ bearing a deleterious card and a mind-blowing cause/
To bring an impetuous war like the Trojan Horse/ so I spit with no remorse as I flow this verse/
Rhymes more detrimental than a goon with a heavy-metal/
One sentence renders your mental a slave to the instrumental
forged from the rhythm in these marvelous lines/
My name is G'iyasara and I'm a murderous type!/
I'm sicker than a prophet of God tryna get a lady Psychic laid/ getting you bïtches fücked for fun like a side chick's fate/
As you read this your brain explodes into a thousand pieces. . . and the knowledge released. . . travels through a seismic-wave!/
900,000 years before Christ's existence, I existed/
Was meant to be evicted by alien forces but I persisted/
And fought back gallantly and valorously with amours/ of metaphors I created when the world was without form!/
The bars I spat morphed into a sperm and formed the god, Uranus/
And I cursed the moon to wander at night for being a daily ignoramus!/
It's evident, my rhyme schemes are ethical and incredible/
Leave a biter needing medicals, my ink's a deadly chemical/
You worry about your biceps and feed your mentality with Telemundos/
While my mindset is wider than the space between Earth and Pluto/
Sharper than the lethal molars of a predator Aligator/
Gladiator, elimanator, imitator terminator/
I got a thinking catalyst engraved in my brain sector/ that's why I can write a thousand songs in 23 seconds/
Now you wonder why I'm yet to be signed to a label?/ they said my mind was not stable/
Cos I told them i practiced my eating manners on a periodic table!!/
In 046 we make Choruses from the site of a horror scene/
And if a demon possesses our kids, the devil asked for Apologies/
On a mic surface/ I spit easy but rhyme complex/
And the tune of my voice attracts and invites forces/ from asomatous worlds/
to come witness me spit these lethiferous puns/
It's a fact, i ain't tryna be humorous, punk!/
And be cautious, my lyricism is venomous and noxious/
I could kill y'all poachers by spitting in my sub-conscious/
I am the aftermath of a million collided energies/ hunted by a zillion supernatural martian enemies/
I eloped and found refuge on earth for centuries/ So i am not a human being, this being is just my undercover concealed identity!!!!

Grown Men Barz!

AdeLaNa1:
1 Manchester United 2 Manchester City 3 West Ham United 4 Arsenal 5 Tottenham Hotspur 6 Leicester City 7 Liverpool 8 Everton 9 Southampton 10 Crystal Palace

Thanx

sod09:
wetin go Google na because una day borrow first position we no go hear My prayer just play d way u played today next week Even de gea won't save una yansh Yeye de smell

Lol. Wetin diz one dey yarn? Me na Arsenal fan ooh!

EPL SWEET DIE!!!

[quote author=AdeLaNa1 post=38404840][/quote]the phone am using now cannot zoom. Can u plz copy and paste? Just the top ten biko!

Can anybody plz help me with the updated version of the epl table?

I once had similar problem in terms of pronounciation too. Mine was W for R. For example, I do pronounce "Rat" as "Wat", "Rest" as "West", "Read" as "rWed". But not anymore. All to frndz sha. Dem rude die. Omo dem yab sote nobi person tell me to change by force!

Akosxxx:
go get a dictionary & watch alot of American mpvies. guess tha ll help

Ghanian movies helps too

Ego

airmark:
Elymaxiimus , have you secured a job offshore?

Lmao

Iamsynord:
Geneienve, Omotola,Stella Damascus ,Tonto,Jim iyke ...

Wait oh! Na Stella Damascus title Ifunanya?