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SOME FUNNY PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE ATM.... Add yours.

Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I
used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to
proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

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iamaromolaeran:
mannnnn I don't know..........lol


everybody is now interested in rap battles nowadays..
lately drake and lil Wayne brawled on stage...and left fans to vote via internet.....even tuneshi....smh

Heywhizzy:
Who dash una immortalz..even perxin wey woman beat,u dey call am immortal..smh

Brawl And Win Teddybiyasi And I'll Deactivate Ma Nl Acct!

Giyaz ooh! Oboi Ya Head Dey There. See As You Hype The Thread Like Say Na Ibime Vs Coogar! 9ice 1 Bruh!

iamaromolaeran:
mook has beaten loaded lux. .and it seems drake wanna brawl him......

is drake gonna sing in the battle or what

lmfao

Lmao! Has Drake Turned Overnight Into A Lyricist?

patrickdarlins:
guys!!!!...its my birthday today!!!!help me celebrate with many likes.....kisses to u guys....i love u alllllll....@op...i will be back for ya quest....

Gay Alert!!! 14yrz Behind Barz Nobi Beans Ooh!

otijah: cain brought to God his finest of sheep do you really how much that sheep cost then. People who knows the worth of this feast don't bother about the price of the ram

Cain? Smh

kingdimes: I am a god depressed.../
decapitated my self....so every verse o spit will be off
the head/
turn Ur rib cage to a luxury chest/
necromancer...my lineage is known for mortuary
stylistic n writing eulogies for the dead/
y'all ain't seen nothing yet;/

Smh

Ksslib: Nigga!! peeps keep saying .. Na .. to your shiit like sodium/
U just spit voluminous jargons all over the forum/
Do ask ya father he'll attest like.. density .. we prefer D.O.p.e .. 'mass over volume'/
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Ya style never colorful.. even after we tossed ur comments over purple/
but since you cherish looking trouble/
i'l order gays r@pe ya pa .. bleep ya ma.. & leave the scene looking like that... physics topic ... sad, moment of a couple/
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Ur crew knows i'm respected all over da zone.. old soldier/
decapitated and dropped ur mothers 'collar bone in the fridge'. . how i give a 'cold shoulder'/
Still I stripped her naked.. her back i curved/
ffucked her with D1ck soaked in.. Gulder.. now, like beyonce.. she's... drunk in love/
Your dumb lines suggests ur brain's on vacation.. never to resume/
even your stupid father looks like a clown costume/
reason.. i had him roasted in petrol.. no cologne .. but i made ya pa fume/
I take lives like an empty net.. my shots never misses target/
but this noisy hideous baboon kept trolling NL..makin rackets/
not until i blasted both his arms, leaving him sleeveless like.. monkey jacket/
The frustrated gay ll never agree. i spit hotter/
cos i re-introduced slavery when i made his.. ma maid .. like mammy water/
Engineered with flows that strike with a touch of thunder/
but like 'lazarus & the rich man' .. your dry lines keep 'begging for a ... drop of water'/
I defiled death.. bleep Yolo/
in battle i 'deter gents' without a touch of omo/
he kept advertising his wack recording all over like tonto/
jumping from d1ck to D1ck.. frog looking homo/ with... no single kobo/
yaazzz.. everything bout you reeks poverty..
thats why ur mum sells.. cheap.. to anything with few change in pocket .. cos her... p.u.$$y na promo/

Hahahahahaha Bad Boy.

Where's Coogar?

mikuz: Abeg make una no vex, me lost one of ma uncles, Mik ll be back sooner than you know it.

Rip Chief Agu . . .

Ma Condolence Man!

iamaromolaeran: .


just make sure to wear the knive a condom.....I heard she got AIDS and Ebola that could rust the steel

Lmao Ofcourse I Will. I Might Even Triple The Durex B4 Drilling Dah Her Yeye Condemn Oil Well!

captainflash: when ur sicknes is over, i call u out.. . .

Flash! You Prepare Better Drug 4 The Guy Ni?

captainflash: yhu weed abi?

Lmao

sosiqdude: OMG!!...this guy is so heartless...FFUCK with knife in her ovulation period...

Dah Babe Wahala Too Much Jor!

yeyenatu: you and what plastic gadget? Maybe i'd let you watch.

Knife? The one teddy used to eat her sharwama? Let's see if I don't end slicing off that attachment between your legs.




YeaYeaNot 2.0

Chai. Na Amadioha Go Impregnate You With 5ive Albino Midget Sha.

If You Mean Lust At 1st Sight. Yes!

[quote author=sconp post=/post/26830598]I want to battle flash! [/quote]Sorry You Can't. He's Our Oga Here. You Gatz Brawl Ibime, Coogar, Krone, Fyh Geoxpress And Giyaz B4 You Can Be Given The Opportunity To Brawl Flash. Understood?

coogar: yeyenatu needs to get laid - it's obvious she's ovulating

Seriously. Maybe I'll Volunteer Maself By 4uckin Her With A Knife!

yeyenatu: who are you talking to? Will you ever stop sticking your head in the toilet and pressing flush for once?!!! We already know you are washed up, stop fanning a dying ember. Dude, stay your lane!!! Like seriously!!!

Kr0ne shouldn't battle that guy.

@coogar: come and confirm na.


YeaYeaNot 2.0

Like Seriously, You Deserve Some Ass Whopping Now!

PaulThor: nothing personal..


hehehe..diss @ kingdimes

Am here again to kill wit ease/
smoking cannibis, am ill wit weeds/
am more igbo boy dan king illbliss/
cos wen thornando blows u surely hide as u feel his breeze/
Am a sick rhymer... not like wack king dimes/
stop claiming kingship wen you'er lacking rhymes/
Of all your track records your last in line/
Or should i tie a bomb to ya n help u blast in time?/

Wen thor speaks, u cant stick out your head/
Cos am always ready to slit mouths or necks/
Its a pity wen i see da Weak tout called vet/
Cos you failed maths, physics, plus nine more, you'r purely a king witout 'subjects'/
Punching irony if sid is wack and you ali/
You lack focus n aim n wen u drop lines only few tally/
Your head dreadlocked......you must be the new marley/
You've lost lots of battles....u even turned an inspiration.....to buhari/

Fact is the nerd lack words/
His lame, his legs are hurt/
his ironman.. But only in puns he bends hard rods/
micheal willed moonwalker to u.. Now Every step u take still end backwards/
i invaded his niche with my macro diss/
I got him shattered by my hard thrown hits/
And my whirlwind siphoned his/
So aint my fault i got him all 'bent up' like iphone 6/

Boy, internet failed u.. Lack the fits online/
anytime his head starts itching he scratches n feeds on 'lies'/
Cos ur a dead car battery, cldnt start after my kicks all night/
Oya arise n shine.... But Like arctics in winters, we aint gonna see.....this son rise /
dias never a time with raps he blended/
Ur made my jobber. I got all ya plea Shredded/
Mere clapping hands had the flea ended/
Lolzz.. mumu, you one be head by force nii? Ok wit isis you are now beheaded/

moving to the lab, let me hve d cat tested/
He became da burnt german musuem, had his arts wasted/
Its no news on 2go i had his acts bested/
king of the jungle cant bite cos his tit still flat chested/

keep saying ur a tough heel, u know in within ur not/
My killing punches did end the teen on hurts/
And his spleen? All cut/
infact i had u all broken up, d only thing still straight is dat line.. inbetween your butt/

without LED tvs, its so clear/
I did give him gruesome tear/
Cos his just ordinary, i mean his so mere/
Though I cherished his boring lines,atleast it got me rid of insomia/
If ur game? i will be punching pads, ...nice u are sony/
But ur joke's boring.. Its lies u are funny/
Be u king or pharoah, i did kick u back to da womb, so go and die in ur mummy/

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,


Still The Phoenix... Order....

Murder Dem!!!

yeyenatu: Kr0ne don't you dare brawl that dude!!! If I hear?!!!!!

And stop replying the guy. Haba!!! Y'all are just annoying!!!

@coogar! You don high on adulterated alomo.


Captainflash and iam better!

Iamaromo.... with iamdeji


YeaYeaNot

Will You Ever Be Reasonable 4 Once?

teddybiyasi: Monday we having elymax vs teddybiyasi

Gbam!!!

Coz Itz A Must jor. Can't Eat Any Solid Food Witout Meat ooh!

Ichie

coogar: i am still extremely hated.
aromo should let his pen game do the talking. if he talks less & works harder, he would soon silence his critics.

ok, naija folks....

how good is phyno? is he as good as modo or MI?

Lol It Can't Be Possible Na. He's An Indigenous Rapper!

Fishing

Where's teddybiyasi?

Limerick: hey man, you mean, had it been yu both live in the same compound like 'face me i slap u' 4 instance. Everymorning, teddy would see u, kneel and say 'Good morning uncle krone'. And u go dey send am go buy recharge cards, gv am money to buy buiscuits... Is that what u insinuating?

Lmao!

iamaromolaeran: enjoy some of my classworks

9ice Artwork Boi. Your Indeed Multi Talented. Keep It Up!!

iamaromolaeran: enjoy some of my classworks

9ice Artwork Boi. Your Indeed Multi Talented. Keep It Up!

teddybiyasi: without saying much

it's demn sure you gat hatred for me

Why Would I? I Neither Know Nor Have Seen You B4. So How? Why Did You Fink So?