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1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45
mins hours)with huge amount of money he has brought in
for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue
behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of
money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God
why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging
him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me. :’(

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common
pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u
borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them,
At a bank in ‪#‎Nigeria‬,once someone tells u "can I have ur
pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the
bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all
they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i
am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur
back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me
dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the
first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the
bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the
cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey
dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil) ....
thats my team

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a
problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their
belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps
shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank
Unclad,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for
africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb
questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and
taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting
in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no
dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for
today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will
ask someone else again. I tire for these people.


You can add up Yours!!

Cranium:
I.see u YOUNG DA NAVAL....sosique has accepted a battle deadline for thursday....pls create a THREAD

Im Nat A Mod Here. Where's Lagunna Or Guykhena? Please Attend To This Guy!

Did Any1 Just Mentioned Eminem As A Poet?? Coogar, Your Attention Is Needed Here.

@Giyazz , Which Of Them Died? The Big Or The Fair Small 1 Via The Pix You Posted?

Testerfuze:
So the kid came back/its a pity tho dáh he won't stop been whack/
You never roll like a model .....ýou roll like a novice do/
Dis nigga 4rm the brothel....ok we don notice you/

Check d clips....fuse is known 4 castin Gore scenes/
The thug brings...tight multies dah throw ur trash drops in dust bins/
Am all clean....may Allah forgive me 4 am bout 2 commit more sins /

You claim 2 fly corn and amaze/ar you outta ur mindabi you don chop craze/
You shud knw dat Punch Has been used by ksslib/
If you've got nuttin good 2 offer us Oga abeg go sleep.

#Rapberry

Lmao! Murder!!!

Topic And Emcee I'll Like To Do The Lecturing.

*. Metaphor/Similey ===> Coogar.

*. Punchline ===> Ibime.

*. Flow ===> Saw.

*. Humour/Comic Wordies ===> Warriblood.

*. Closer ===> U3.

Ok.

Yea!

YoungDaNaval:
;Dopener: Iam...breathing space...lol, drugs

rhymes: clasiksam did u jux spell dat oxl to rhyme wit sale? Cos i feel it is olx rada...plus bossom does nt in anyway rhyme wit belt, so Iam wins dis easily

sims/metz: ok clasiksam's Shawarma quick to 'fall flat' like his grandma's
bosom got me rolling on d floor...buh Iam's was cray...he’s like "one mb"…..his lifespan
on nl...."won't exceed a day. Iam wins dis crit

punchline: Iam...i min...he was evrywia, poor landing for clasiksam, slippery runway?

personals: Iam...d goretti tho ...clasiksam payed no attention to dis

flow: Iam, easy n digestable

wordplay: ok, its lyk dis crit is totally new to clasiksam...tak a look at Iam's premovie clip, trailers (truck), lawn done (london)

closer: Iam...classic


on d basis of 0 to all

and without deepthoughts



mvgt Iamwhoteva...

Bodybagging if u ask me...

Clasiksam, welldone tho

Mvgt ==> Sharwama!

Adedayo516:
When exam don almost start, nah hin you go dey see them dey play Christian music, dey roll for ground say them dey pray... Solution.. Once dem start their show off pray, true on your gbedu..

Do me I do you

Lmao Which League Do You Belong To? Me Na Confirm #TEAM_GAMER! Me And Person No Dey Drag 1 Socket Wey Dey Near Ma Bunk ooh!

Adedayo516:
The prayer warriors.. They turn the room into a revival ground all by them self..

The extreme Loners .. They don't gist, don't greet, don't answer greetings..

The sellers.. They turn the room into a mini mart, well, being business oriented is a positive thing though and as per say you be there room mate, small small advantage like buying on credit go dey.

Choi, Your Head Dey There.! Na Dem Full Ma Hostel.

gsparks01:
the Rappers

Im Guilty

MarthaK:
No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

Wetin You Go Find 4 Boys Hostel?

Who Still Remember Savannah Bank here? Lmao E No Go Better 4 Dah Bank ooh!

DumeloDumelo:
I so much hate UBA. From their always faulty doors to their bad customer service.

2nded

Diamond Bank All The Way!

EcoBank Dey Try Sha.

Diamond Bank All The Way!

captainflash:
LMao. .bro long tym o

Oga Aw Far? Where've You Been All These While? You Just Dey Scarce Anyhow Like Private Part!

ELYMAXiimus:
thanx... I'll check..

Hei Don't Bother To Check. You're Still 15!

I C/O Coogar/Ibime 4 A 30linez Brawl. If I Tie A Crit, I Win. Deal??






*løok left/right. pick up ma slipperz & run away*

ELYMAXiimus:
Nairalanders. Is there anyother section as fun as rapbattles?
I try going through the sections but they all seem extremely boring to me........

Try Sexuality

Where's Fredooo?

Lanceslot:
Dream on, we're winning today. We will spell arsenal put kpom for the back.

I Reject It! *sprinkle Anointing Water*

Dear God Of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob. I Commit This Match In2 Your Hands. Arsenal Must Win IJN, AMEN! Welbeck Must Score Hatrick IJN, AMEN! Chelshit Will Be Put To Shame In Tha Mighty Name Of Jesus! Amen! Let The Game Begin!


@FELLOW GUNNERZ, FEAR NOT!

john4reala:
Wetin concern...me...?? HOW MUCH IS EH SECOND HAND NOKIA 3310 with front and back camera??

Lmao

So Falcao Scored His Debut 4 Woman Divided @Last? Nawa oh

Geoxpress:
then weting the rest be?

I Don't Know 4 Now, We'll Need To Consult The gods 1st!

Hahahaha Where's Falcao When We Need Him Most Lmao!

iamaromolaeran:
you just wanna complain and find fault....

how did I stretch now?? his verse was even longer than mine.....smh....

No Mind Dem. They Need To Wash Their Eyez With Omo.

Geoxpress:
Lwkmd. Fuckyouhard, that guy bad sha. I agree

True Talk!

Is Falcao REALLY DOING?

Falcao Eeh! Mah Hear Say Tha Guy Sabi Foolball! Lmao