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Samantha124:
But I'm not a Nigerian woman..

You mustn't expect others to find what is funny to you funny to them... That's selfish.

Moreover which country are u from

Angrygoat:
Accord

Buy and drive to the grave. V8,v12

Which year is that car.omo v8 Na fast and furious be that oooo

Samantha124:
But I'm not a Nigerian woman..

You mustn't expect others to find what is funny to you funny to them... That's selfish.

Even at that to see Nigeria girl that have good sense of humor hard I swear,send them wat is funny u will something like what? Must everything be about money.i Dey even reason say I Dey come Ghana come marry self

Samantha124:
What you see as funny, others may not, especially if it might be offensive towards them.

I personally don't like stand up comedies, I don't remember ever finding any humour in them.

That is exactly what he is saying that you lack sense of humor

AllDModsAreMaad:
You dull o, that is where the betrayal came in, as my guy e suppose get my back, if not for anything, for the risky risks and help I have given to him that 100x of the said amount can't get him.
Normally, shey I no fit go my guy house tell am sey I dey hungry, won't he give me?

FYI, we dey eat for each other house wella before I moved to his own place.


He knows I have the money and I will surely drop it, people wey I dey buy drink for steady with money wey pass that amount.
I was just coming back from school, fermished, hungry and stressed, what I needed was to eat before anything.

Another thing is, even if the other guy initiated it, he shouldn't have let it stand.

I packed out because I felt if person fit comot food for my front, such person can carry out harmful action towards me if opportunity show up.
Do you know what it means to sleep with people?
Can you sleep with people you don't trust?

I guess you be kid, if not you will know what it means to remove food in front of someone by someone you call a close friend.

Why am I even explaining to you, alaye comot for my mention.

You are not a good person,is only a evil person that only think of the day some one do bad to him,what of the day he did good to u for accommodating you.when u know that u have somewhere to pack to why don’t u pack there from start.moreover since he already beg u,u should forgive him.from the look of things ur real guy did not actually put u for mind is the other guy u brought home that remind him that u haven’t drop ur own money.this are small things u should just make joke out of it,nd forget about it.As human being we will definitely offend each other we just have to over look some things,but u take it too far that is unfair

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed.
Thanks!

Kindly play a good gospel music,or better still invite ur boyfriend around nd use moan to pepper each other.life is simple we just have to b diplomatic about it

Mohisah:
kuku kee di ops... Person ask of 17yrs ago smth u go divert am to 2023... Lol

I swear he is after my life,🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
But nothing is too much for God to do sha

Cryomancer:
Dey play... I wouldn't advice that though due to the double wish-bone suspension that the accord is fitted with compared to the more reliable McPherson suspensions that you will find in other cars.

The suspension is very good for balance but as for drifting, i strongly doubt it. I am a drifter but I have never used it to drift before sha due to the fear of the suspension giving way in the process.

Anyway you can ask those Hausa guys up north for advice because those people can drift with anything even with Toyota Sienna

I will make enquiry though,my own take is that he should not give me problm I hate push start car with passion.

Kasdat5:
Aspire , to desire & enquire , what you require .
If Dangote can do it. , so can you . I hope you are motivated.

Yea,I’m motivated

nurey:
Genuine honda DW1 as at 2022 when I asked is 8k per liter, changing interval should be a year if you can afford it. The transmission is very sensitive

Sir pls how many liter will b enough

Kasdat5:
Why not go for the 2023 Honda Accord!!
You'd enjoy every bit of it. My 1 cent ..

2023,that is latest Honda Accord,the money will b too much

nurey:
1. 2003 to 2004 acord had a shitty gear that gave way easily, solution is to change fluid regularly if you can afford every year and ensure you buy Genuine Honda DW1 Automatic transmission fluid.

2. ball joint, just ensure you buy correct tokunbo and always inspect the front legs when you hear strange noise.

apart from this 2 major issues, others are minor.

Pls sir,did u know the price for the gear fluid nd in space of how many month should i be changing it,because the gear nd engine are tokunbo nd I won’t like to damage it,as this will be my first car I will be buying

Cryomancer:
Very nice and reliable car.. Just ensure you use specified oil and carry out your maintenance when due and you'll be fine. The power under the hood for a 4cylinder engine is also impressive especially if you are a speedster.

Speaking from experience as a user.

😁😁😁😁😁
Make I go they learn my drift skills than

youngfocus:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

But there is no ball joint that can use one year as my brother said he will help me install one that can use one year tokunbo
But I Dey fear because I don’t want something that will disgrace me for road ooo

Angrygoat:
Very go's,just use right oil,right gear oil and change ball joints every 6 months if u dey stay off road area.

Ai one light one,
Wey my lighter aya aya.
My honda na,
My honda,come drive my honda
Shey o ni pawa
No para,if your ball joints scatter.

Awe

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m about to buy Honda eod 2004,how good is the car it? come with tokunbo engine and gear
Is going to be my first car though
I wanna know about the pros and cons of the car as I don’t really like stress

How did u even know weather ur wife will in b interested in that business,did u even know weather ur wife will have her own career she wanna go into,this is why most ppl have problem in marriage now u wife will know u income nd everything about u,Oga married out of business.ur wife can go into another thing must u b in dsame line of business.if businesses crumbing,both of u will suffer together,so many disadvantages

sonofspada:
Yes oooh.

I had just entered UNIPORT. I was enjoying the freedom , spending a full night with the female gender.

One early morning my mom after trying to reach me the previous night, she badged in in me the next morning, I was on top a girl, she enter my house cos she had spare keys , she enter see us , follow backyard commot. Since 2009 till now we haven't spoken about that incident lol .

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

lolu2019:
no friend or family anywhere.

Yes ooo,the world is just becoming trash each blessed day

Stephen2324:
I fit believe anything but you see that "he is just a friend" I no go believe.

Paul Na you

Jayjerjay:
But at least this TECNO device is getting into the competitive market...

For Africa sha not country like US,Canada nd all that because ppl there won’t patronize the bull shi*t they call phone

wiseone28:
You are a fool to generalize a tribe..


Tell us your state let me give you 100s link about your girls

They already say you should not argue with a fool because he will drag you to is his level and beat you with experience,so I don’t need to argue with you ok

rtdCivilservant:
Very dumb human being. U had one experience with an Akwa ibom girl, and u came to nairaland and heard someone complain about Akwa ibom girls, and in ur empty and dumb head it is enough to make a stupid conclusion about a people.

Ode[stup*d] did u bothered to read comments with ppl testifying to it,from two,three,ppl u will get the truth

flokii:
Those girls are doing it o.. just like the OP said, it's raw or nothing, they will even tell you to pour the thing inside that they can take care of themselves.

Boss are u ever with my girlfriend,this is exactly what she do tell me that I should do it she will take care of herself that I should not worry.I'm shocked with this response u are 150% accurate.

joeargy:
Hi everyone, I will appreciate ur advice...

My son is 2yrs old , when he was born I and my wife named him Charles but my wife's mother and father can't stop calling him Daniel, when ever my son is at their place for holidays or visits, they call him Daniel and all their neighbors and friends now call my son Daniel.

I remembered I told my wife about it and her mother heard and felt bad, he is my son and not theirs, I understand grandparents give their grand children names too, I have a name from my grandparents but they call me by the one my parents gave me...

What do I do house?

Why u Dey streeed urself pikin wey fit wake up one day talk say he no go bear jerey or Jeremiah say Na star boy be my name and ppl will b calling him star boy,I change my name when I grow up and that is the name everybody is calling me.even my mum self so why stressing urself

flokii:
@OP You've confirmed it yourself.. they are very promiscuous.
The reason HIV/AIDS is prevalent in Akwa Ibom, Cross River is because they are highly promiscuous and they don't like to use condom.

I don’t know why someone will still b having raw sex with the level of exposure we have currently,and some people are still defending them,I know some of them are good but they are just 10% out of 100

MrAgbako:
Naso dem be. I have dated an akwa ibom gal. Her story is for another day. Jux leave dem for akwa ibom guys DAT will use same cheating to pepper dem back 😂

Thanx bro I don’t get time to b using cheating to pepper anybody make we just Dey our dey

Donire:
How r u sure u don't also need a DNA test with ur daddy.
Instances can make any human cheat, not supporting that but, humans will always be humans. So if e work for u, thank God.

Will u come nd help my daddy to do it,the only thing is that u will only need to go to heaven in other to get his own DNA sample rubbish
That instance kill u there,mayb u want to compared woman on than to the kind of woman we have In this this current days.if not for civilization the kind of family I come from they don’t born the woman well to cheat.the woman will die instantly but things have evolved so use ur head when u are doing comparisons

steeltrust:
Oga don’t generalize it biko
Say the one you meet
My elder brothers wife is from akwaibom and having her as a sister Inlaw is the best thing in our family

I’ve dated some from there too and the best I ever dated till date is from calabar

Those people from that side are priceless


In every tribe or state
We have the good, the bad and the terrible

Don’t generalize it
Thank you

Oga did u even read the write up at all,the girl is good sincerely speaking she is everything I want in a woman beautiful respect,funny,she is not stingy,nd have a very good vibe,but the only thing that spoil her is this her promiscuous life style.note she is very smart just that I out smart her that is why I know all what she did or u think is I don’t I will caught her,u better tell ur brother to run dna test or else just Dey play they are very smart in covering up there act.

Donire:
As you dey date your girlfriend, destiny etiko come invite you for a night bleep, oga swear say u no go do. Shey na becos she's a woman, so she must loyal. You marry her, na u born am. U dey Bleep somebody daughter for free, u get mind the come write episode about her

Is better to keep mute than saying what u don’t know,I like the girl and I already having it in mind to take things further,imagine when u already think u have gotten to ur bus stop and that is when they are telling u just started.moreover not everybody sleep around once I started dating someone I will only do it with that person only.but it really hurt when u been faithful to a bitch.if u can b sleeping around I can’t do it ok

Donire:
Have you read recent story about a well established doctor (married) in SA, who claim a corpse of a dead prisoner , months later the picture the doc and presumed dead prisoner in a mall.
Oga life is what u make out of it.
If u no wan Bleep am again move on. Every body dey do wetin sweet their life, na one life we get.
If your wife cheat on you, move on if u r no more interested , no come create story. Na wetin sweet her she do, na her life , her body.

This is the problem we are facing currently in this world,by not holding accountability for there action ppl will just come with Na her life Na her body,not know some else is been hurt,so if u married u can also say Na ur life Na ur money by not feeding ur family or giving them money.the world is really bleeped I swear

almarthins:
You serious about this matter o!
Na some of them be like that. I don meet 3, na d last one really showed me say I no learn my lesson. So when the fourth one wan enter, I no open door o.

She wan come do interview for Lagos, and na my house she wan lodge. My mind no just accept "ekimini". Na so we end the friendship o.

Weather some or all I don mark that state,that is how statistics work just pick one or two nd use it for ur sampling there rest Na probabilities