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falcon01:
Biology 🤷‍♂️

There is this things call rhesus factor,I guess when is positive there is injection they must gv the person weather she have miscarriage or give birth or else she won't be able to concive again.i just hope her case is not like that but wat ever way she should adopt ND live life to fullest

Intrepid01:
The only thing I can draw from the chat is that you’ve almost ruined that girls life with sex. She secretly examines her life and the kind of things you’ve done to her in bed and sometimes wonder if she’s a human being or an object but because of poverty she has accepted her fate but take succour in billing you as a way to console herself that you’re caring and you love her.

You see women are deep and there are many reasons they do what they do, it will take God alone to fully comprehend. Just give her the ew phone and repair the old phone. That’s like paying for another 1 year service in the bedroom. But pls sha make sure you wife her, spare innocent niggas from ending up with a borehole drilled by another wicked nigga😃😀😅

U are right on point they Don lodge tired

orohbiro:
Please I want to send this as a note of warning pls just because you are privilege to see my picture does not give you the effrontery to walk up to me in public to say hi in front of my Friends. Today there is this dirty thing who approach me today in front of my friends telling me he knew me from nairaland is palm was dusty and short was dirty shame wan finish me, pls don't u ever in your life try it again. pls shoe get size

Which kind men way they approach u self ?u that you look like potatoes some man no get good eye for choosing spec I swear.potatoe

turmacs:
Just look at how this foolish criminal is confessing to crime..Openly admiting to falsely framing someone of theft and forcefully taking their property, agbaya......Even though the phone collector is a woman, some useless men are like that too, they just don't have sense and saying they behave like small pikin isj an insult to children... Broke and insecure men everywhere. Na Una mate dey buy GLE Benz for their babes for Festac here, na your mate dey build mansion dash woman.. Ordinary Tecno phone wey no reach 50k na him Una go dey carry Soldier go collect from a woman.. I don't have much to say but I have an advice for the ladies here, avoid broke men like plague, avoid them like cancer.. Sometimes too much suffering and poverty really messes with their brain and affects how they think, nonsense..Any guy above 23 years old that doesn't have a car, a House and 50+ million in the bank is a failure, avoid them for your own good and mental health.. A word is enough for the wise...

Trash u urself since when u have been doing ur hook up business how much did u have in ur account broke girl calling someone broke lol looking for one simp guy to take away her poverty that her father can not take away rubbish

ikeno:
Few years ago while driving to school to write an important test that morning and due to traffic on my normal route I decided to take a different route but the road is so bad that it almost dislodged my number plate almost falling off. I just had to remove it and place it on the dashboard cause am just few km from the school and I can easily get a mechanic to attach it back.

Suddenly this police van just double cross me and ordered me to park, they asked about my number plate and I showed it to them on the dashboard and explained how it happened.suddenly three of them were inside my vehicle already and said I should follow them to their state. Haba, baba I get very important test to write this morning and I don show u all my particulars and everything dey up to date even the number plate una don see am and see the front bumper damage small cause of the bad road that's why I remove am.baba,una get pikin for house wey be my age mate how u go feel if he get carryover?" I tried to explain.they were just telling me to follow their vehicle.

we sha got to their state and because they know am in hurry they said I should go and bring 50k." Watin happen,I thief persin thing.if una no collect 5k I go kukuma leave d moto for una when I come back I go bring lawyer cum.that was how they collectd the 5k and thank God, I just got there in the nick of time when the lecturer was giving out the question script.
That was how police almost made me fail my test😃

I'm swear arm robber have mercy more than all this Nigeria police men,most of them are animal in human clothes

Most of this tout appreciate education more than Nigeria police men.there was a day I wanted to buy petrol doing those day that there is fuel scarcity with the way those tout are scattering everything I just told them pls I have a test this money and I needed dis petrol to ride myself to school.all of them in one Accord eje ki student ra epo ko ma lo(allow the students to buy fuel nd be going)they allow me and I left,but the day police men arrested me around 10pm going to school which I have exam the next day after I show them my school i d card and books they are well convince that I have exam bt out of ther evil mind they told me to wait over there still 2am at night b4 dey allow to go

Bluezy13:
You may not have the urge to eat garden eggs until you see an aboki selling one.

This really cracked me up boss u are 150% right I never have the urge to eat garden egg in my life but once I saw aboki selling one I will surely buy

MrBrownJay1:
as much as these yeye women are to blame, WE (men) have to take part of the blame for giving attention to these yeye women, while we should ignore them completely. the reason so many of these women are doing what they do, is because they understand that "many" foolish men are enticed by such nonsense (regardless whether it is just to chop and clean mouth or more)...

so next time you see a biatch doing nonsense online to get men's attention, IGNORE THE ANIMAL!!!!

I even they skip such nonsense men are the problem if we don't gv such attention on platter of gold they won't b displaying nonsense

We are in a world where the ladies that get big boobs display her boobs,nd the one that have big bombom display her bombom and the one that can twist her waist do twerking videos,nobody show something intelligent again,excellent academic performance is no more appreciated again. everything is just about sex,drugs and party parents are not even helping.Hookup is now the order of the day,why Yahoo look like the only way to make it big.evil is now celebrated while been good is now see as weakness.is Only God that can heal the land

Purvan:
Which kin mumu behavior be this one ??

If na me , I go call am inside the house beat shege comot her body

U need to see a therapist

They are very promiscuous though,they can Bleep all ur friend nd relative together without given a Bleep about u.but they are caring nd good cook na only promiscuous lifestyle spoil them

More update pls.come finish Wetin u start oo

Life is two part some will appreciate ur honesty why some will see u as mumu,which other way do what work for u

Ibadan poly is very nice oooo for suspending exam for a day Yabatech will just move on like nothing happen infact make10 students die life goes on ni ,rip to the dead though

Sadisbala:
yes also he should not forget about extra gallon or jarcan incase if fuel finish in the car, because the car can consume fuel like the way you are drinking water when you are beaten by the hot sun

That is a lie the care is fuel economical,I use 19 liter from Ibadan to Lagos and is even inside inside Ibadan and still drive to Lagos even after getting to Lagos I’m still driving it around.ppl where shock I don’t know about others oooo but this one don’t consume fuel sir

DJInfluence:
congratulations. But your questions are things you should've asked before buying the car. Imagine if people with experience with that same model car comes here with only negative stories, what then?
To others, do your homework very well before buying anything, not buy and ask questions after.

If u check my other topic I already ask nd I’m ok with the feed back I get concerning the car b4 I make payment,ball joint I’m fully prepared for it

starpower:
Omo na money pit. Peopl tell me my 5 year old car is neat. Guesswahat! I only fix important stuff, i avoid rewires

That is it just avoid rewire that car is not wat every Tom and Dickson can just b touching touching most especially when it involves Rewire work apart from that is cool

PapaNnamdi:
always have an extra ball joint in your boot,

that's all, the eod is a strong lad, only ball joint issue

Thanx boss my brother is into mechanic so he will b the one to be helping me to buy original ball joint,not in the case mechanic will collect money for tokunbo and go and buy China that will spoil in 3month

buygala:
Na old motor.. If you try to fix every minor creak and rattle, it will bankrupt you.

For those kind of body creaks and rattles that don't affect drivability, just increase volume of radio and keep driving..

My colleague in the office spent close to 100k chasing one phantom barely noticeable creak in his car dashboard for months.. Last last, mecho wey dismantle dashboard no fit couple am back properly.. A broken clip here, broken plastic and a cut wire there, that's how matter escalated to the extent of airbag deploying on its own and nearly killing him while he was in the car, parked by the roadside... If e enter pothole, windscreen defroster and wiper go on, and plenty other gbege enter the moto.

All the what u listed here is as a result of giving ur car to Kareem mechanic,even if na Benz 2023 u buy if u give it to bad mechanic or rewire they will spoil the life of the car for u.so is better to give it to ppl that know about it because Honda car is very sensitive don’t give it to anyhow Rewire or mechanic,because nearly all the body part that use sensors

I have finally bought my first car,Honda eod I love the car movement nd stability,is there anything u want me to know about the car maintenance nd tips I will b glad for ur contribution thank you all

KendoRide:
Please does anyone know the current cost of registering your car and getting Number Plate in Nigeria today?

65k I have someone that can help u though if u are interested I just did mine tooo

Girlee:
😂😂 Bros she's just your girlfriend. I thought guys appreciates independent ladies🤔
Besides, you didn't mention that she's an orphan or the only child of a poor couple and hence, you're all that she's got. Her older sibling must have supported her in the phone purchase (that's if she has any 🤷) or maybe her parents did.
You were expecting her to wait for you? After all the months that have passed?
What does being an apprentice make her? Come on! Anyone could have offered to buy her a new phone and that's nothing you should fret about.
Insecurity everywhere 😒...

"Nigerian girls will not kill me" - what are you implying? That they're all like your girlfriend. Mhen! Your girlfriend, obviously isn't guilty of anything. People have their ways and don't always think it's an illegal way. Whichever means through which she got the phone shouldn't bother you as long as you're both still together.
Una relationship matter sef 😩💔...
Yunno I got my present phone while I was preparing for my WAEC, without a job and broke. I accepted this guy's friend request on Facebook 3 years ago and while we were chatting, I was slow in replying. He asked why and I told him my phone's screen was bad. He asked for my account details and sent me 50k immediately. We're just friends that haven't met in real life up till date. So chill! Be anxious for nothing...

What God can not do does not exist

Jennyclay:
Two things are involve here. It’s either you’re chatting with yourself or you’re cursed with the spirit of poverty .

Ordinary 3k you should have sent to her would have stopped you from disgracing your broke linage on a public forum like this.

Did she pull a gun on your broke head If you don’t have money, just tell her poverty is about to send you to your early grave and I’m very sure she would understand rather than coming here to disgrace yourself.

Shame on you!! Big shame!!

Hello dear,pls I need ur help I just need 3k for my food for today I really wish u can help me out

siofra:
This one that you know this ashawo business like this, it's like you, your parents, your sisters and your brothers are in the business. It's a family business.

If u are not into it why are u so pain like this,u should have read nd pass rather than this comment,anyway how is hookup business hope customers are really patronizing?enjoy it while it last though

almarthins:
If no be say pikin dey come try puna, some women go dey claim virgin after birth.

I swear Nd they will strongly stand by it

Na the way they are acting like nothing happened they amuse me most of the time

honda001:
5k

Thanx bro noted it will get to Lagos on Monday by God Grace

Samantha124:
You can check my profile.

U Dey fear to tell me which country u are from,or are u from Togo or Ghana 😂😂😂😂😂

opeyy:
A guy that shares his phone pw

Really let go on a date,my phone is always open so I don’t use passwords.i only used passwords on my iphone not just because I’m hiding something but because it is stolen the phone will b useless for the person that stole it