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Beauty and the beast

So jona can read

I chose to be a hater, the guy obviously has no respect for you, all you babes dating g boys, the guy hammer small bar come dey treat u like slave, mtcheew oshi

nicflame:
I could remember one went on and copied MIT (massachusetts institute of technology)exams for us as test. We failed woefully. He felt like a don.
Then guys saw the questions on net, downloaded all, and guess what, He gave the questions in the exam, and favor smiled down upon us..

was it in FUTO

Eat only beef

aristocrazzy:
Falcao and Van persie are rated 88 while Aguero,Benzema and Costa are rated 86 and 85
I don't understand why?
These are the three best strikers of last/current season and should be higher than VP and RF.

those people no sabi

Jamieb:
I may just add up to the list of nice guys gone bad due to one experience or the other. Now hear me out but before then, abuse, insult, and advice are allowed. They will only make me wiser. Here is my experience. There is this gal I have been asking out for a while now and she schools in Futo while I work at Ibadan. She is supposed to travel home for Xmas yesterday (20). Unknown to me she travelled all the way from Futon to Ibadan on wed (17) without telling anybody even her parents. On Thursday while getting ready for work she watsapped me to guess and should I say fortunately I guessed right. She said shez in IB but want have d chance to see me. I asked her while she is In Ibadan all she said is that she just want to visit the Aunty (she doesn't have any other person here apart from her but not sure sha). I guess I bleeped up by going to see her in her aunty's place cos . On getting there I am took her out to eat in a newby restaurant... On Fri I called her several times in the afternoon to know her movement but she won't pick (she said it earlier we might not see on cos she would be busy). Later in the night she picked and was sounding so how with no apology of not picking my call. That gone. She traved back to Abakaliki were sheis based and being the nice guy I was I still call her to check on her before, during her travel . What really broke the camel's back happens yesterday (Sunday). After calling her like 3x without picking I called back aging late in d evening only for her to be busy on calls. No callback from her. When she picked spoke to her in Anger about what's happening to her and she not picking ma calls. her reply was being busy but she was INA party from the music blaring underground. Funny enough she didn't call back to apologise and even when I try calling back to apologise to her about how I spoke to her on Phone she just kept on busying ma calls. What really got me thinking is about these things happening within 4 days. Funny enough this is someone that sounds so relax when we talk on phone and even for hours. Am travelling 2moro back home now and there is every possibilty we gonna see (should i bone her or try to ask her what the problem was).When I remember I will want to blame myself for going to see her at all but then I just have to look good in myself and tell my self that no gal is worth making me feel bad and feeling like a wuss. Guys welcome newly born again bad boy into your fold.

as i saw FUTo, i knew ur on a long thing

Johnrake69:
Each time I mention this to a girl their usual response is 'its a lie'. I graduated from the university last year and am currently serving. Mind you I have had female friends I liked and there are those that equally did like me so much buh we ended up not dating. please am I abnormal? cos the treatment I get each time I disclose this to the female folks is just dragging me crazy. please comments. thanks.

Nope u are perfectly normal but it depends on a lot of factors

but nl guys can form casanova ehhh

if i rap

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FIFA 15 made a lot of changes to player ratings with players like
Rooney,mata , Aguero dropping drastically and players like ibrahimovicandRobben finally hitting the 90 mark
This a a complete list of the top 50 players and their corresponding ratings

50. Giorgio Chiellini - Juventus (Italy)-84
49. Andrea Pirlo - Juventus (Italy)--84
48. Xabi Alonso - Bayern Munich (Germany)-84
47. Iker Casillas - Real Madrid (Spain)-84
46. Cesc Fàbregas- Chelsea FC (England)-84
45. Hugo Lloris - Tottenham Hotspur (England)-85
44. Javi Martinez - Bayern Munich (Germany)-85
43. Sergio Busquets - FC Barcelona (Spain)-85
42. Jérôme Boateng - Bayern Munich (Germany)-85
41. Juan Mata - Manchester United (England)-85
40. Karim Benzema - Real Madrid (Spain)-85
39. Carlos Tevez - Juventus (Italy)-85
38. Mario Götze - Bayern Munich (Germany)-85
37. Diego Costa - Chelsea FC (England)-85
36. Toni Kroos - Real Madrid (Spain)-85
35. Arturo Vidal - Juventus FC (Italy)-85
34. Petr Čech - Chelsea FC (England)-85
33. Edinson Cavani - Paris Saint-Germain (France)-86
32. James Rodríguez - Real Madrid (Spain)-86
31. Thibaut Courtois - Chelsea FC (England)-86
30. Neymar Jr. - FC Barcelona (Spain)-86
29. Mats Hummels - Borussia Dortmund (Germany)-86
28. Mesut Özil - Arsenal (England)-86
27. Thomas Müller - Bayern Munich (Germany)-86
26. Marco Reus - Borussia Dortmund (Germany)-86
25. Ángel Di María - Manchester United (England)-86
24. Sergio Agüero - Manchester City (England)-86
23. Wayne Rooney - Manchester United (England)-86
22. Yaya Touré - Manchester City (England)-86
21. Xavi - FC Barcelona (Spain)-86
20. Vincent Kompany - Manchester City (England)-86
19. Robert Lewandowski - Bayern Munich (Germany)-87
18. Luka Modrić - Real Madrid (Spain)-87
17. David Silva - Manchester City (England)-87
16. Thiago Silva - Paris Saint-Germain (France)-87
15. Sergio Ramos - Real Madrid (Spain)-87
14. Gareth Bale - Real Madrid (Spain)-87
13. Philipp Lahm - Bayern Munich (Germany)-87
12. Radamel Falcao - Manchester United (England)-88
11. Robin van Persie - Manchester United (England)-88
10. Eden Hazard - Chelsea FC (England)-88
9. Franck Ribéry - Bayern Munich (Germany)-88
8. Bastian Schweinsteiger - Bayern Munich (Germany)-88
7. Luis Suárez - FC Barcelona (Spain)-89
6. Andrés Iniesta - FC Barcelona (Spain)-89
5. Manuel Neuer - Bayern Munich (Germany)-90
4. Zlatan Ibrahimović - Paris Saint-Germain (France)-90
3. Arjen Robben - Bayern Munich (Germany)-90
2. Cristiano Ronaldo - Real Madrid (Spain)-92
1. Lionel Messi - FC Barcelona (Spain)-93

personally i dont think ibra should be up there and fabregas , rooney, neymar should have been rated higher
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Depends

ybalogs:
seriously, this trend is getting way out of hand. you see responsible looking,soft spoken beautiful ladies dieing for goons.Why is this so?

I haven't the slightest idea

what address should our application letter be addressed to

sultaan:
What type of car do you drive?
You can try out as a stunt driver first then maybe talk to darkknight about a rally.
If you drive anything less than 250hp you don't know how to drive yet.

I drive both manual and auto , i dont no the hp of my car, btw im still an undergrad

HumbledbYGrace:
You only want to drive cars?

yes

ideology:
Looking for wife doesn't entail stopping any lady you see thinking she's the right one.

I'm picky I don't stop just any lady

ideology:
Hmmmm …
If I should comment

One of the things men are yet to learn is to have a focus in life they really wanna be successful.
How many people who are successful in life started out with chasing ladies and stopping any woman they see on the road.

Until some men stop chasing ladies or stopping ladies because she looks good or beautiful; until then … complains will keep rising. Don't forget that there are many beautiful women infact as it is written the beautiful ones are not yet born. Will you keep chasing every lady you see.


Men; define your life, have a focus, who would you love to have as a wife, where are you seeing yourself in the next 5, 10, 25 years??

if we all learn these lessons, you won't stop just any girl on the road, mall, cinema. Etc.

Be yourself!!

being nice can be natural, but I don't think being nice includes opening doors, drinking garri and buying her Brazilian hair, and some other things I hear some guys do.
our love propels us to give, our time, money and energy to ensure the lady is happy. That doesn't mean turn to a fool.

Most times we complain of ladies but We are the ones making them believe that is the right way.
Making it worst, the elderly men.

As a man be friendly with everyone of them, have limits and respect yourself. Help anyone that comes your way as much as you can but Don't get fooled.
Love and develop yourself and ensure that you are happy.
There is time for everything.…

I said nice not mugulicious
And yes I have a vision and I have a plan for my life in the next 15 but is it when I'm where I'm want to be I will start looking for q wife under duress

Chuksteric:
hahaha.... bro try nekede or imsu girls. distance helps alot and futo girls feel important even the ugliest of them.... hope this helps

I don roam owerri like mad man

honeeyplum:
please anybody have an idea of how i can download this game free to my pc?

u need to get Ann android emulator

andromida:
I see you may be doing something that turns these ladies off if her friends are avoiding you as well. While it's cool to be yourself constant rejection is bad for anyone's self esteem so i'd say you need to stop something you are doing probably you are rejecting yourself on some level you are unaware of there is a difference between a one time heart break and consistent rejection from women who seemed to be into you initially.

Yes I think I might be doing something wrong but as to what it is I dont know

Is there a Santa Claus?

No known species of reindeer can fly. However, there are hundreds of thousands, even millions of species of living organisms yet to be classified. While most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. Since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with. This is due to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits/second.

This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has .001 seconds to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles/household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles; not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once ever 31 hours, plus feeding etc.

So Santa's sleigh must be moving at 650 miles/second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on the earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can run, TOPS, 15 miles/hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-size Lego set (2 lb.); the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 lbs. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see above) could pull 10 TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with 8, or even 9 reindeer. We need 214,200. This increases the payload - not counting the weight of the sleigh to 353,430 tons. This is four times the weight of the ocean-liner Queen Elizabeth!!!

353,00 tons traveling at 650 miles/second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy!!! Per second!!! Each!!! In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within .00426th of a second. Meanwhile, Santa will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity, A 250 lb Santa (seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of this sleigh by 4,315,015 lbs. of force.

Therefore, if Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve ... he's dead now.

Merry Christmas!

Yes we shall conquer it with windows

MizMyColi:
No Hun, Nooo

You shouldn't pretend. You shouldn't.

I've been in your shoes too, and that's why I can relate with how it feels for you.

Our world as we know it is so used to people having manipulative tendencies, having a motive for being nice and just plain wickedness. So it beats the imagination of most people when a person is so nice.....without any string attached really. They'd label you a hypocrite.

But then, I understand that in this world.....there are certain kinds of people who are just that way. They are models of love. Burn them all you want, use them all you want......even if they decide to stop being nice (like they can anyway)......there's this feeling of discontent, this feeling of emptiness that they feel. The reason's simple --- they don't know how to be any less.

I take it you're in that category. I am too. But one problem I've had to and I'm still learning to overcome is that of insecurity. I think you should work on that too.

You need to embrace yourself fully......your gifts. It's not a cross, it's not a burden. You need to let your value for self and your worth emanate from within.

Finally, you need to guard your heart. You need to apply wisdom. Y'see, because loving's a default setting in you, you're prone to love and become attached to just about anything lovable and attachable, here's where you need to apply restraint and caution.

It's not a bad thing to think and fall in love carefully.

It's not a bad thing to be self aware and do your best to protect your heart from people who aren't worth it.

Ladies, at times can be mean .... I for one, even though I like to be shown affection and attention ..... I prefer when it's done in moderation. I expect my partner to be sensitive enough to know when it's time to just let things be --- and vice versa.

You just keep living and keep learning. With the right guidance and actions, I'm sure there'll be this lady who shares your values and loves just as much as you do, she might be on NL for all we know!!

I kid! I kid!
All the best

Thanks a million

Ugly niggas how Christmas go be

MizMyColi:

@yougice

He has spoken my mind. It's harsh. But it's true. I've learnt too @TheEmboldened.

Thanks U-rine

Thanks , I tried pretending but it only got worse
BTW its youngice

Mutuwa:
Op?

Did you know that greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.

Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive?

Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated?

Did you know the one who takes care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most?

Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me.

Always shame the devil plz..don't allow trifflings like this to deter u from being nice..

Spoken like a wise man

Williamso:
Don't change what you do. Continue to be yourself. You'll definitely come across people who are looking for your type, trust me on that!!!

Forget the bad boy issh. If you aren't a bad boy naturally, you'll end up being worse with the ladies...

thanks a million that bad boy ish , is so not me