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simpleseyi:
I am a Southerner. Most Southerners believe that Northern Nigeria produces only Almajiris, yams, tomatoes, peppers and groundnut. But I have met many very very brilliant Northerners. This guy is another exceptionally brilliant Northern Nigerian.

The muslim north is a land of extremities
Either very rich or very poor
Fanatical or understanding
Very intelligent or very dull

herald9:
Seems the devil doesn't want some people to see the new year

Op of non

I never do this
I will remove next year

tosyne2much:
let's give honour to whom honour is due

Na lalasticlala be the king of FP
Abeg no dey do that comparism again else my threads no go dey hit FP again be dat ooo

I like this guy
No homo
Happy new year jare
Washere

Afrok:
Op immediately I saw the part where U said he told U to call him UR ELDER BROTHER, I knew it's most likely a dead end. Don't worry op since he doesn't seem to care about U, u'll get over it once school activities starts taking most of ur time and new people starts coming into ur life, u'll might outgrow the feelings and enjoy urself without killing urself about the thoughts of him.

If he's urs, he'll come back. Please take this my simple word into 2015; NEVER LOOSE SLEEP OVER SOMEONE WHO'S PROBABLY IN BED WITH ANOTHER PERSON .

Once a guy tells u this
Its all over

She might not be feeling you well
And some ladies are just like that

Oohh I told chinedu to redraw 50 k

Abeg who dey make FP pass lalasticlala or tosyne2much

But that place dey smell o

atlwireles:
I like seeing threads, where people celebrate their progress. You have just started, more blessings are still coming your way IJN.

Finally a non hater

Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall.



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'...




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy

Dude this shit has happened to me
Damn it was nasty

edozie04:
Google is your friend but seriously do not dare drifting with that car

why

The op is the subject , example and answer to the writeup BTW I was expecting an e-war

berem:
Any one who wishes General Muhammadu Buhari death,may the wishes and fulfilment of painful death go back to his family in million folds in Jesus name!!

Are u well

Jeezuzpick:
I hear you.....

Saheed graduated from FUT Minna tho.....

I wouldn't know if he got a first class or 2-1.
That's because I finished a couple years before he did.
He was this computer wiz.....

Nice to see we're not without hope in this we country.

PS. That Chevy Volt's awesome!

Google it.

I have the video

U can't graduate from FUTO with a 1st class and not shine in the world
Repping FUTO

I won't mind if this thread makes FP
Madam .....

how much

NnamdiN:
why should it? Except the dude is abnormal. A stark nakked sister is equivalent to a stark nakked guy to a "normal" brother.

this comment finish work

dunkem21:
Hian, Abomination kwa.

I dey sleep naked sef with my sisters for same room. Sometimes, dey go tell me to go and shave .. with that their sharp mouth.

I dey help them unclip their bra, massage their shoulders and understand their monthly cycles.

It means nothing and doesn't move a vein.

likewise me,nothing fit happen
never

my house don full finish
my sisters and i sleep in the same room
two are older than me and one is younger
them go comot from bathroom with towel enter room comot towell
nothing fit enter my mind , or am i a bastard

hensben:
Ashawo nor be work

Na profession