₦airaland Forum

waywardpikin:
I'll go straight to the point. As the year draws to a close, here are some of the things that occurred on NL this year:

- Sambisa forest was the most referred to location following the Chibok girls saga. Some pass there everyday on their way to work while some were advised to relocate there.

- We were made to understand that diaris godu o. And if you already knew that, you were still reminded multiple times. Patience I hail o.

- The derailer's association of NL proved to be a serious plague that every thread owner feared as they made it a habit to roam from thread to thread asking who dey play match, asking for BB chargers, Nokia torchlight batteries and other irrelevancies. What the hell does an Itel charger have to do with the topic of the thread? When you observe any member of the derailer's association (and they are many) lurking around on your thread, dear Oga and Madam, your thread is about to be derailed.

- Space booking was taken to a whole new direction this year as comments such as 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' were rife on FP topics. To a newcomer 'qqqhs' and 'gjqiq' is nothing but gibberish, but make no mistake, the hustle to be on the first page is real, and these monikers are only booking space. Ahdismdsfs...

- Short guys suffered the most this year. They were the worst hit as every girl suddenly couldn't, cannot, and will not date a short guy. If you like have a billion dollars in your account and be as handsome as I am. They still would not date you. Why? Cos you are short. Short guys pele o. Rest assured that I feel your pain(s?) and empathize with your situation/condition.

- Everybody schooled in France

- The Ten Types Of People Crew held sway on the Romance Section, spearheaded by tosyn2much, and we got to learn about the different types of people we could meet in different situations. For example, 10 types of boko haram suicide bombers you could meet in a marketplace, 10 types of people you could meet in a molue, 10 types of people you could meet in the toilet, etc.

- Tonto Dikeh lost her position as FP queen this year. Perhaps her contract with Seun had expired, or maybe they broke up, or maybe she just stopped giving Seun the pvnnny for whatever reason, na she sabi. Whatever the case maybe, it was Tonto Dikeh out - Linda Ikeji in. That's right! Anything that had Linda Ikeji in it stood a greater chance of making front page. Just watch, it's highly likely that this thread will make front page. Why? It's got Linda Ikeji in it!

- With the elections drawing closer, the PDP e-warriors and the APC supporters of APC (as I see them refer to each other o make una no bite my head) have doubled their efforts at attacking, thwarting and undermining each other as more and more political threads make front page. That's good for them, but I remain apolitical so that's none of my business.

- Oh and that reminds me! Kermit the frog (from Sesame street) also had a good year, sipping his tea (especially Lipton) and minding his business. Suddenly everybody also started minding their own business as well. Iffa hear! But wetin consign me anyway? It's none of my business.

- All in all, I'd say the Romance Section dominated the front page, much to the consternation of other 'serious-minded' individuals, and the 'How-Did-This-Get-On-FrontPage' Crew were forced to work round the clock, asking questions that no one really cares about, while sipping their Lipton and doing the Kermit. Lol

Anyway, that's that about that. What did you learn from Nairaland this year?

Keep it clean, keep it simple, keep it fun...

KanwuliaJara:
Another ANGRY BLACK WOMAN SPEAKS OUT!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UAgVCT-AdM

Kidash:
This morning as the ongoing protest continue in unijos.the military men opened fire at student killing 3 and leaving others injured the administration have asked the student to vacate the hostel...please right now we are scared and the militry people are chasing us pointing guns at us is this another war? *update*The University of Jos has now been shut indefinately by the authorities to avoid further escalation. Source-ICEfm 96.1 aka Ujay fm

MizAusta:
Op, this is your opinion and should obviously be respected. But I have to concede that your assumption is very shallow.

Perharps you are just intent on sparking a debate; if so it's

Dpress:
it's easy.
Just make a complete sentence in French.

Kachisbarbie:
Not all are fake o...
I gat two girlfriends with massive butt.
Though I prefer one of them own, because she is tall and it sits well, the other one is short, so her butt looks like it wants to fall off.

Khalessi:
Which part of my comment did you see an insult?you just want to start up problems huh! All this cheap like seekers.Mind you I don't stay in Nigeria so there is no way in hell am using free MB so if you have nothing to say go watch paint dry.

godsonarablord:
Bros.. Your lie fit cure Ebola.. Even though you go lie.. I na tiny tiny.. I God of war3.. God mode..

pumpingmachine:
porn addict

JEITO:
What class of striker is Emenike abeg?