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Tuntheycr7:
A man went on a night out with his

friends the wife is furious and tells

the kids that when he comes back

they must not open the door for him.

At about12 o'clock the man comes

back and knocks...

the Wife tells him "go sleep where your

coming from " and the man

answered" I'm not here to sleep my

dear , I'm here to collect condoms in

my room on top of the table or give it

to me,

there'r lots of women at the party!"

The wife opened the door and dragz him inside. sayin

"eediortt" you are not going anywhere enter now. me sef neva satisfied.
She locked d door

Acegoals:
Hello All,

Sometime last week I had an intelligent discussion with my colleagues about the above topic. Almost all vouched in favour of opting for a professional course as against a Master's degree or MBA which may likely come later.

Umpteen times fresh graduates rush towards gaining a Master's degree immediately they are out of school without having experience of the workplace at all. Some argue that this could be detrimental to the Master's degree studies since most of what will be taught is directly related to real experiences in the workplace

What do you think? Do you agree? Or are you of the opinion that once the fund is available for the Master's Degree, the young graduate should opt for it or rather go for a professional course in his/her field? Let's talk...

pinkshell:
So now it feels okay for a lady to borrow a man she isn't married to some money.
But a lady who request to use her man's car for the mean time is termed a gold digger.

I hope to God u weren't among dose wu abused the lady wu ask her BF for a car yestady? Cos u men av 50mouths, u say 1 tin 2day n den change mouth 2mrw.

YungwizzzyPt7:
Girls can jealous sha....


babe you fine jorrr!!! you hot pass them



make I pm u?

wakacome:
what a nigerian president will say is that "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak...

but the man try sha

kowema:
Level 101...Frustrating

Sunnycliff:
Is this really true? my area in Owerri, along port harcourt road just slightly improved on light

barcanista:
The PDP apologists are the most unpatriotic in the world. They flip flap when you bring issues to their end and use insults/abuses as a defense. Shamefully, they are backed by the Admin who promotes anything in their favor whether real or imagined.

Its a shame

Ohwhy:
I got an alert today for desopadec. I thought they said it was 50k, I saw 30k. I think they are sending it school by school. Am in Unilag

iyabodeh:
Ehn, why you no vote my candidate and you come dey insult them join. That's wasn't nice na.

cowleg:
I stay in owerri and I have never hear of that medical centre before!!!

iyabodeh:
the person that transferred mb to you didn't know your 'I wanna use Google for my integrated science assignment' actually meant i'm nairalanding to show off my cheese brain. You try sha.


I'm cold oooo! Who wants to cuddle?

Ohwhy:
Desopadec shud not forget us oooo

iyabodeh:
Clueless stud wannabe!

englishmart:
your comment left much to desire. That is if you understand what I mean.

cowleg:
All this place you mention are far from my end. I am based in south east and I dontr know anybody at those place. I am really annoyed.

cowleg:
All this place you mention are far from my end. I am based in south east and I dontr know anybody at those place. I am really annoyed.

vest:
condom/contraceptive

Acidosis:
Mr Bakare shouldn't have walked out of the Church. Only riff-raffs do that.

We all know Kumuyi's level and authority today, while Bakare is somewhere in Lagos fulfilling the mission of APC whilst propagating Bible sermons.

TV is a devil's box (like it or not)! Only a pastoral riff-raff will make inference to a JOY soap advert on the pulpit! The same advert that depicts unclothedness, unclad models, et cetera.

By their fruits, we shall know them!

HumbledbYGrace:
Nice, missing a flight for me is what I am still going to write home about. The best, exhausting, dramatic escapade I will never forgot because it was my first time flying.

I was excited about leaving "flying" and anxious about going.

I have heard so many weird stories about flights, all the missing planes, the crashes and the thought of dying kept me clutching my duvet tightly under my chin waiting for the alarm to ring. My flight was @ 7am and I had to be at the airport atleast 2hours prior the flight.

I couldn't wake up when my alarm rang, I moved it up to 2hours later, which was an hour before my flight. When reality finally sucked in, it was late, I arrived at the airport 15minutes before my flight and I was told to pay the penalty fee for them to book me into another flight. I made calls as I was flying around Southern Africa, I couldn't leave the airport to get cash, but nobody came through, I had to go back to my place to get cash. When I returned, the flight they booked for me had also left me behind, the penalty fee had skyrocked. It was midday and I was pissed, wanted to give up and asked them to cancel the flight....but I did manage to get the last flight of the day with a reduced amount, if it wasn't for THE FIRST TIME ehn!....I would have given them my middle finger and used the bus.

Btw I had the best expirience ever, I will never miss a flight again for anything, not if I can help it. Mine was just due to doubt and fear though.

nickvanilla:
For those who use android phones,ocassionally you'll be faced with msgs telling you that your whatsapp has expired.well if you don't have enough mb to re-install,simply backdate your phone I.e take your date a few months back and continue whatsapping.hope this helps.

donigspain:
Oh my....

I can identify these cloud genres from the pics:

- Cirro-cumulus
- Cumulus
- Developing Cumulonimbus (East of Pic)
- Altocumulus

Third picture looks like the development of Cumulonimbus cloud (great vertical extent). I am of the opinion that there is ongoing weather activity to the EAST of the picture.

Other pics:
Oh, how I love the multi-colour effect of radiation transmissivity created by a combination of atmospheric H₂0, aerosols and ozone. A beauty to behold.

SHOW OFF

Marc9:
Some medics cld be so funny atimes. When has marriage become the solution to fibroids?! Instead of telling you the location of the fibroids, he was advising out of line.

Here's the fact. Fibroid is found in the uterus of most ladies. The size and the location simply determine how serious it is. Some ladies have inconspicuous sized fibroids(multiple and tiny), while others have conspicuous sized fibroids( which could be multiple and large).

Your fibroids are large, but not too large. Some fibroids could grow as large as 90mm. For a 40mm fibroids, well the gynae could review and indicate myomectomy if it's imperative, or could place you on estrogen/progesterone antagonists, since the growth of fibroids is hormone dependent(estrogen/progesterone).

The Vaginal Swab she did, I wonder why she would diagnose you with Candida albican, when every lady likely has yeast in her genital. The growth rate determines its pathogenic tendency. Was the resulted stated as mild, moderate, or heavy growth?

lalasticlala:
contradictions