₦airaland Forum

coldsoup:
today Na today I no fit sleep
Hbd to moi

coldsoup:
today Na today I no fit sleep
Hbd to moi

tpia6:
Why are nairalanders so hung up on accents?

Is this an inferiority complex?

Or some kind of fixation?

Imagine someone listing all their family members who "have lived abroad for 20 years and have no abroad accent". This is the height of joblessness, have you no life.

italo:
Yes. Pastor Biodun COZA told Ese he was showing her a higher level of grace when she was uncomfortable with having sex with him. That is claiming to be right.

Pastor Chris said masturbation is not a sin.

A pastor in America asked his members to come to 'church' stark naked and claimed to be right.

Another one in Brazil asked his female members to suck "anointed milk" from his penis.

All these fraudsters will go to heaven...only homosexuals should we torment and send to hell.

Fooooooools!

Chuukwudi:
Go jump into the Otammiri river! Or better still, Browse Am!

AndyBoomba:
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Hi guys....I met my gf about 4yrs ago thru 2go social
network...she based at bayelsa while I was leaving at
PH...I actually saw her 4 d 1st time dat same year we
started dating and we didn't get to c again until dis
year after 3yrs...well d issue here is dat I told my gf a
lot of lies about myself....actually when we met...she
was a student of NDU,an 100lvl student going to
200lvl...I was an aspirant then...came to bayelsa to
write Post Ume but I told her I was a student of Imsu
also in 100lvl....I didn't get admitted dat year in
bayelsa...I lata moved to futo to do pre-degree where
latter gain admission...I latter lied to her again dat I
had prob. With imsu and dat I transfer to futo
thereby dropping by a level..in issue here is dat ryt
now my gf is serving at osun state....am in 300lvl
presently but she thinks am in 400lvl and again I still
hav about 2yrs more in futo becos every course in d
school is 5yrs....I love her so much and I don't wanna
lose her....each day we get more stronger...she even
visited me in owerri 4rm camp and we hav spend lot
of time with me....pls guys Should I tell her d truth
becos I am really afraid of losing her

finofaya:
@OP, That's nice, really. But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. That is not a formula 1 car, or even any sort of race car. Also, we can already manufacture or assemble vehicles in Nigeria. In fact, cars are assembled and reassembled everyday by auto mechanics without university education. Its nice that these students were able to build their own chassis tho, and possibly other parts, especially with such a tight budget. If we could get the specifications of this car so that we can know exactly what was done, that would be e
ven better. More grease to their elbows!

Marc9:
Your first question. I'll say CLL may or may not be curable depending on its prognoses. But stage IV CLL has high risk groups and immediate treatment is required, because the cancer has progressed to other organs. At this stage, the person becomes anemic and thrombocytopenic.

Your second question. Yes CA do spread to other parts of the body. It's called 'metastasis'. CA can spread from the marrow down to the lungs, and when that happens, the condition becomes critical.

Your third question. Chances of survival depends on the nature of the treatment plan. But the rate hovers between 40 to 65%. But it all depends on treatment plan, and the metastatic progress of the CA

Marc9:
The reason you're amenorrhoeic is due to the extremely low estrogen(E2) and progesterone secretion. There's a negative feedback in which an high prolactin causes the GnRH to decrease the production of estrogen(E2) and progesterone. Your prolactin level is still high. The normal range is 12-20ng/ml, and your level is 37ng/ml. It still needs to drop lower.

Your blocked tubes, was it stated that both tubes are blocked? Or just one? And also, was the site of the occlusion stated, if it's proximal tube blockage, mid-tube blockage, or distal tube blockage?! Did your gynae bother to find out the cause of the tubal blockage? Was it infection? Was it scarring?

Well, depending on the site of the blockage and the cause, the situation can still be salvage. Don't know if you've heard of certain procedures like fertility massage that help dislodge scars in the tube. Regular exercise also helps dilate the tube as blood vessels become hyperemic.

Add me up on BBM, so I can give more insight on this.

Harmvirus:
H

Prince202020:
True Talk brother

initialize:
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initialize:
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stalyf:
X

davidoutomi:
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marieolae:
Calling your lover "baby" is the best thing a guy could do


It makes my stomach turn, it gives me butterflies,it makes me blush, I feel special,crazy,happy,loved,amazing all at the same time

I think most ladies can agree with me on this

I can only take an objection, if the guy means nothing to me

tosyne2much:
e.g, me

Richiy:
I tell you. Some guys go close their eyes call girls babe. Some go even call you dudette. If you call me babe, na guy I go call you.
But for girl to girl, its alright. I haff suffer.

chiibekee:
I love it especially when special people calls me that.
Call me everytime.

Kachisbarbie:
You know you ripped aunty-Tiwa of the 1st position#JustKidding#

____anyway I think it's quite preposterous that you would opine such a list and include ^{Tiwa/DENRELE/CHARLEYBOY/COSSY/PRINCE.UZOEGWU/Rukky/Emeka.Ike/ Halima etc}(take note of the names in CAPS) in the same set of Worst dressers - thereby subjecting the rest to such 'abaissement'

@Tiwa : you see what you have cause? Now lalasticlala, group you together with Denrele and co (people that their brains are kinda under construction)

@Rukky 'Sandals' : It's not by wearing Gucci this and Gucci that o

______that Prince Uzoegwu...hmm, the devil in collaboration with your enemies are dancing 'sekem' on your matter

SFTG

ufss:
Seriously this is just embarrassing

wickedness ROTFL

julisa2020:
This is the first time i'm creating a post on nairaland...so please...no harsh comments...if its not funny just tell me in a nice way...
One day,akpos was at home and his girlfriend called..
Girlfriend: sweetheart can i ask for something..
Akpos; why not...my love you can ask for anything..and it would be done..
Girlfriend: ok....can you buy me a brazillian or perovian weavon??..
(Akpos who dosnt have any idea about brazillian or perovian weavons said)
Akpos;sweetheart dont worry,infact i would buy you a dozen brazillian and perovian weavon..
Girlfriend: omg..are you serious...i love you so...much...thank you..
Akpos; no problem..i love you too..
Next day akpos went to a store where they sell weavons and told the shop attendant to give him 3brazillian and 3perovian weavons...when they did,he asked how much for everything and they said "1.5m naira sir"...hearing this akpos was seriously shocked and he said"sho...nor be the full store i wan buy o...na just these once.."and they told him that was how it was sold....akpos quietly walked out of the shop...on his way home,he was really confused on what to tell his girlfriend because he already promised her...
.mainwhile some little pevorian children who were begging along the roadside came to him saying.."broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20..."...akpos looked at them and got an idea...he took them to a corner, shaved their hairs and gave them #300 each..
They thanked him and ran along...akpos made the hairs into weavon forms and went home to give his girlfriend...she thanked him so much and went to the salon to fix it...
On that same day...there was a show they were going for in the evening...they both got there..and at the middle of the show,the spirit from the weavon entered inside her and she started saying"broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20.."

Iceking1:
A man comin on a revenge mission can
neva rule dis great nation Nigeria;
A man who sees his religion as the best
and believes the nation shuld b islamise
can neva rule our beloved Nigeria;
An old wicked wolf pretendin 2b a sheep
can neva rule this giant of africa Nigeria;
A man who believes in bloodshed and killin
of innocent Nigerians jst because he lost an
election,can and wil neva eva rule dis
sweet nation Nigeria;
A man who must discredit and lie
2nigerians on d day of his declaration can
neva rule dis rich nation Nigeria;
An old man full of bitternes and
resentment, who says if he loss d elections
den blood wil flow;can neva rule dis
blessed nation Nigeria;
A man who promised 2mak the country
UNGOVERNABLE for an elected and true
democrat,wil neva smell d seat of power or
rule dis beloved nation Nigeria;

A man who has ruled over your fathers many years ago and still want 2 rule over you, we say a big God 4bid to dat

A man whose apperance alone tells all d
wicked agenda in his mind can neva rule
dis lovely nation Nigeria;
A man who said in 2003 that muslim should only vote muslim ticket, can neva & ever rule dis gr8t nation

Please if u no THE man am talkin of , jst click
a LIkE

acenazt:
well beer has froth. the foam will clog the straw

Ojestas:
And some said she's bleaching. . When her mum is even a White woman. Some.girls ehn, if you don fair pass them or fine pass them or get money pass them or get better husband. . Dem go come form alliance of Beefers.

dplomaticVal:
beautiful then & ugly now.

NoContract:
@OP, please shut up witht your 'corrupted morality iish'
What a gang of self serving mofos blaming the west for their failed empathy. You rob your citizens, and build mansions overseas and companies, then you come back and claim the west are the ones messing you up!
What a bunch of hypocritial fools, fooling themselves since they forcefully ganed independence.
I've never seen such a sheepish country filled with 97% gullible people.
Chai! For 2014!

Chillisauce:
Dont mind dem, they will preach preach, after they hide one corner as per sister and brother in christ dey chock chock themselves.
Holy holy, but when you see what they do behind close doors, you sef go wonder.

red101:
foolish thread created by a boko haram member.
don't mind him. He wears western clothing but hates when women wear it.
ask him if he wears agbada to work every morning.

Tamee:

You killed it.
The OP is 'good' and the gym-suit gal is 'bad'. Thus, the world is balanced. I dunno why OP feels his degree of 'morals' has any bearing on how others should live their lives.
Naija people sha

ladygogo:
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

EfemenaXY:
You know, I get really irritated when people with a hidden agenda best known to them, try to turn a debate into a religious one. This cheap stunt of yours isn't going to work, but let me humor you nonetheless, assuming the real issue here is you not fully comprehending my posts so far:
Now, Mr FkForYou, this is an excerpt from 5minsmadness' initial poste:
And Ms Haftob's post trying to butteress his point about how women not "properly" covered up could be seen as s.ex.ua.l objects:
And my response to her:
You do understand that at this point, I'm letting her know that it matters not how much a woman covers herself, even if she's completely wrapped up like an Egyptian mummy, any man who wants to get between her legs will still find a way to do so, irrespective of what she wears!
And then a couple of posts on, I post two pictures - a painting of a young Nigerian girl in mid 19th century first, dressed in Nigerian traditional attire and a second picture of the same girl swathed in Victorian clothes from the same era.
Did I not clearly state what my preference was? Did you see any Christians jumping on my post claiming that my post "degraded" Christianity and or christian women? Seeing as the Victorians were staunch Christians?
Now does this help make things clearer to you or not?

endeedike:
Make una no finish am oo... draw am small small...

Tinyemeka:
Very tempting as it sounds, but if you kill him, it might bring out 10 more of his kind. Jihadist mindset.