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I am still rollinf on the floor laughing

Guys,



I couldn't stop laughing, Yes indeed!



We need to secure our properties. I fully understand the effect crime is having on all Nigerians, but this is excessively far. This was left outside a local mosque in Naija!!!

Oburo taa ka ike kpowara uzo abuo
its not today that the buttocks got split in two

Oburo taa ka anyi hubura awusa n'uta
No be today we begin see Hausa's with their bows and arrows

tosh you are very funny

I will demand for the list of her former clients, to make sure you are not among

wwyd if you find out that your mother ran away from the convent

I will ask you if bought my laptop for me :d

wwyd if I tell you that I'm tired

Men, you ain't looking bad

Mikel would have been in my list but for his recent misbehavior

Aisha abeg leave Mikel alone, what did he do?

Have you heard about one former Nigerian Player called Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji?

He died right there on the field of play, playing for Nigeria on August 12 1993. He was a qualified lawyer, had a wife a 2 kids, a mother, 2 brothers and 3 sisters.

Eighteen years later how have we honoured him? Nothing!!! Nobody remembers him anymore, the much the NFA could do was to observe a one minute silence for him at Saturday's FA Cup finals. Is that enough for somebody of his calibre that has all those mouth to feed if he was to be a life.

Simply put dear Aisha, we don't honour our heros past, and since we don't there nothing to labour for.

Jay Jay is not the richest Nigerian football player
Jay Jay is not the most successful Nigerian football player
Jay Jay is not worst Nigerian football player, but


Jay Jay is the Nigerian most celebrated player.

Today is his birthday

Click https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-72343.0.html to wish him a happy birthday

Love him or hate him, you can't ignore him

dachamp:
Okocha's BD? huh!
If we doubt these players age, why do we celebrate their BD

One of the many misguided comments on NL

Augustine Azuka ("Jay-Jay" Okocha (born August 14, 1973 in Enugu) is 34 years old today

Argueably one of the best football midfielders to have ever come out of Nigeria and Africa.

He currently plays in the Qatar league for Qatar SC, a move that was completed in July 2006.

Whilst at Bolton Wanderers, fans wore t-shirts that bore the legend "Jay Jay. So Good They Named Him Twice".

Okocha is known for his outstanding ball control and tricks, His entertaining and flamboyant style of play cannot be forgoten in a hurry. Jay also holds Turkish citizenship, his Turkish name Muhammed Yavuz.

Okocha's previous clubs are: Enugu Rangers, Borussia Neunkirchen, Eintracht Frankfurt, Paris Saint-Germain, Fenerbahçe, and Bolton.

He was regularly selected for the Nigeria national football team from 1993 until 2006. He was also captain of the Super Eagles when he retired from international football at the 2006 African Cup of Nations.

Okocha has played at the 1994, 1998 (where he was named in the official team of the tournament), and 2002 FIFA World Cup finals and many African Nations Cup tournaments. He was also a member of the Nigerian team that won the golden medal at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia.

He is a member of the FIFA 100, a list of the 125 greatest living footballers selected by Pelé in conjunction with FIFA's centenary celebrations. He has also been nominated BBC African footballer of the year (2004 and 2005).

Shall we all rise up and give a hearty cheers to whom honour is due. C-h-e-e-r-s-!

Nairalanders lets bring our cakes and champagne to celebrate on of our own. _{nobody will do it of us}

no

tpbm is happy

yes very very happy to see you

tpbm is happy to see me too

Yea yea


tpbm is pretty

very alert!


tpbm is drunk

Hmmm, yes sha


tpbm is shy

yes, a typical gemini

tpbm is sassy

somehow yes, but can't go now

tpbm is a gemini

nay

tpbm is tired

tpbm is a police informer

Laughter is good medicine.

At the same time ndi Igbo sikwa na 'ochi abughi uto'
Laughter is not fellowship

Yes oo

tpbm is jealous of somebody

I dont think so


tpbm has long legs

no I am not

tpbm has big lips

someone that is so sweet and cute, omo eko should know


tpbm is probing me

No I am not bored, just missing someone


tpbm can't sing

yea, can't be any other person, except me myself and I

tpbm is funny

Nah, I can't be at home by this time


tpbm can't dance

if you say so


tpbm is a stranger

Ignorance pardoned!

Isoko is in Delta State