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Lamanii22:
Maddo... What if she's completely faithful...

Is that even possible?

You forgot your meds in the kitchen


Go tell Iya Biliki say you want Amala, gbegiri and two cow hide. Mumu

If I had three kidneys, then maybe, just maybe.


My kidney can't be in a woman who someone else's sword is penetrating occasionally.

Talk about insecurity
Women don't ever know what they want
Screaming equality all over the internet from their insecure little space


Let my guy count his losses and use less than 6 months to remarry a younger, more beautiful and voluptuous bad fuc*ing bitch just to spite her stupid, insecure black Yansh. What a waste!!!!!

BotafogoJunior:
which yama yama be this,shebi you said in your first post that the soup is cooked without fire,which one come be roast and fry again.........shior!!!!

Oil full your head

Out of the approved sum
N98bn was voted for personnel cost
N15bn for overhead


Coupled with some classic 70's afrobeats, na Fela lyrics be this.

Tell us something we haven't heard before such as after cutting it up, she shredded the blokos together with some goat meat , then used it to make spaghetti meatballs and fed it to the rapist's family.

powerkey:
Why are yolobas forcing that JIHADIST on innoson?

Na by force?

So na you those hefty nurses dey find up and down with rope and handcuffs!

Salaro!!!!

Cityqueengirl:
I never knew I would have to post anything personal on nairaland but I deeply feel like sharing this.
I am a graduate in my late 20s. And I got employed in 2017. In 2018 I told my dad my intention to move out and be staying alone so that I would be a bit free. This is because all through my undergraduate years, I went to school from home and couldn't really have male friends around.

My mum was totally against it, but dad was indifferent . Her opinion was that men would play me and not get serious with me.

In July 2018, I moved to my own apartment. Now the problems is, men I meet are either after something else or just want to be eating my food or collecting money from me. The ones that are a sane: have trust issues.

I don't know if men think when a lady is living alone she's not to be trusted or she's a cheat.

In November 2019, late last year, I started dating this guy. And everything seems normal, till he starts snooping around my phone. Atimes he will visit my place without calling, but I will wave it off. I think of it as him just trying to surprise me.

But on the 15th of January this year, he wrote me a very long message on whatsapp telling me how I have been disloyal and dishonest deleting text messages. What sort of nonsense is that? Is it possible for him to see a deleted text message?
I was never even receiving text messages from admirers except on my birthday. Which he didn't even give me anything. I was even the one who transferred money to him to take us out because he had not been paid and was short on cash. He said he couldn't go out since he was short on cash that we should stay at home, but I said it was my birthday and really felt like eating out.
I feel there is nothing bad in helping him out when he is in need and this is how he is paying me back; accusing me falsely, painting me bad when I have not done anything wrong.

He went and hacked my Facebook and was sending me chat history of 2016 and 2017 that had no business with his life. Digging my privacy and lunching accusations as if I had met him in 2017 and 2018.

All my life I had only get to keep a single man at a time unlike most of other ladies around me. I am starting to believe the adage "don't keep all your eggs in one basket". I am thinking putting all my thoughts and hope in a single man while trying to settle down is a mistake.

Take him out to the beach, tell him how much you love him and how much the relationship means to you, then tell him what is hurting you.
C'est fini!

Realtalk20:
Please please please I repeat, you need to find a way to isolate yourself from others as you could be a primary conduit for spreading this .. that is if you can't avoid Chinese people for now

I know there are at least 3-5 million people like me in Lagos. A bird told me Africans are immune.

LadySwitz:
True or false? Did you come with condoms to her house? If yes, what for?

See the way u are already ranting like a he- goat about to be slaughtered. Shuuo!

E be like say I shake your table no be small. No worry next time na only vibrate I go vibrate am.

God bless. I'm in primary and secondary contact with Chinese people everyday.

I'm very much concerned about how two people transported the corpse of a five year old kid from Sagamu to Ajah to the burial site undetected.

These dumb broke ass girls dey house dey use free Facebook to ask for sub. Then they enter Twitter and lie. Why? Why you dey lie like this? Why?

Kekereekun123:
When its time for election 900k people would vote in lagos while 3m eligible voters stay at home. We are all suffering from out stupidity. Must apc always win lagos

Election in Lagos is another topic. Na ceremonial something. Before election, we dey sabi our next governor. It has never been in the hands of the electorate, kind sir.

dheaven:
Some private cars owners today will turn to commercial drivers.

Bros, na since Saturday. Everybody na street on these streets.

My people, today is Monday and already people are already feeling the full impact of the ban. The Lagos State government, regardless of it's positive vision and development strategies, owed the occupants of the state with the biggest economy in West Africa not just a rational explanation but also a solution before the ban took effect.

The cost of transportation, food and basically everything else will double in a matter of weeks.

The rate of petty crimes will increase. I doubt neighborhood corps riding bicycles can do much.

Lack of sufficient road side walks could lead to an increased case of hit and run in the metropolis.

The rate of unemployment just shot up by nothing less than 30%

To regulate the short distance commuting vehicles should have a smarter execution without disrupting the day to day activities of the average Lagosian who is almost always on the move. I am sure there are more than 50% of these commuters who would comply to whatever new rules the government puts in place. I mean, no be this same Lagos everybody on a bike had to wear a helmet? Even if na engineer's helmet sef.

LASG, please show some empathy. We're too much in this small state. How can 65 buses compensate? Our population can only be managed by underground tubes and monorails. As we no get, motorcycles and tricycles are our best bet, at least, for the time being. Transition from one mode of transportation to another in a city where there are more than 20 million people must be long term and not almost impromptu.

This one loud gan.


No matter the situation....I cannot come and go and kill myself.

Marry Kill the rapist (of underaged girls) sounds better.

How a billionaire is mingling with the likes of these murderous dogs is mind boggling.....they never tell us the truth.

My humble opinion;

1. The girl has refused her mother's training.
2. The guy is a huge vagina. Deserves slaps
3. She obviously didn't cum at all otherwise she'd be proud of the D.
4. Laspotech is a shitty school.
5. The average Laspotech guy has probably hit that. Why? Only Oloshos shout publicly about their sour sexual escapades.

Since 12,000 BC, Oyinbo no get shame.


Mummy is a G. Codedly and indirectly paid groom price.

It's 2020 and Madam Kemi is now seen as reliable source.


Isn't that just wonderful?

pocohantas:
12. Random. I just wanted to touch the water. I don't like getting in water though. Before my people would take me back

Best photo imo.

The story dey one kind.

Starz825:
Pls..I just want to know...which state/tribe get women wey get big muscle and hefty hands like men....

Nawa for this your own fetish bruh

favoryte33:
Yes! I mean what I say. I challenge y'all to proof me wrong dats if you've got balls. O sorry,women for no balls. U girls need to go back home to mama to get real life lessons on moral values and womanhood coz am sorry many of you have lost it. Imagine a girl would go out and be forming hard to get but a hoodrat in her street.

Who messed you up this bad?

Jibiti obo.


Raise your hand if you're guilty.

The only person I dey fo for on this list na Travis Scott. His babymama na billionaire. No be those leeching babymamas wet go dey ask 250k to by data.

SultanYoung:
hahahaha why going had over what is meant to be fun, abeg I lost my anger since last year am still searching for it if you help me find am I go reward you handsomely have a beautiful and exciting even Mesur

Oga there's no fun in downplaying someone else's achievement. You think say na beans she take stand there? Work harder bro.

SultanYoung:
nairaland is a forum of knowledge so go through this my friend.https://testyourself.psychtests.com/testid/3803

Fine. Are you her shrink? Cause last time I checked she doesn't know you exist.