₦airaland Forum

CAN IT BE USED AS REPLACEMENT TO VASELINE MASTURBATION




I dey ask this question as the president of Vaseline crew of nairaland (VCN)

onw Yahoo yahoo guy dey form chinco forgetting that u re a former FRAUDSTER




abi omo computer dey game retired omo Yahoo Yahoo

.ayam not understanding is this his living room (parlour) or kitchen





baba jah pls change my pasture from black to green abeg

poor maintenance is a hatchback to Nigerian government..barely 3years this railway was constructed we start hearing derailment so so so....infact ayam tired of my country....


Anybody that will help me secure Somalia citizenship should I welcome even if na Syria one

why is pepulo wicked like this.......buharia in his ultimate mind knows that he may survive this misery of sickness hence his side chic gonna still be there until he gain his lost memory......


Meanwhile latest happening in naija dey sweet me like

singing mama burukutu mami eeh...in awilo locumba voice




The latest happening in naija dey sweet me like

kajsa08:
m not educated coman beat me.
2 spoons of honey mng n night will help sweeten ur mood.
ps: m not d cause of ur misfortune.

mah sisita leave that ogbeni unfortunate.......

his problem is bigger than his sense of humor

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so hw are my going to withdraw my 600million in 5days as par heritage bank dnt arrow withdrawal of above 50million par day

fvcking truth she's not pretty...just cool...if this is the definition of pretty then mah bae is over beautiful

some are there to view the toto of the woman




modified...pls sombori should told the snappy to snapping the back of front of the lady I wantu saw her sumchin (her face)

chai mah iPad brothers from the landlocked zoned of away developers isn't appi with latest happening in town....for them they prefer bubu to any Yoruba person even if the person will relocate lagos to enugu





for una information osin baba has come to stay....my bubu will be handing over based on health related issues......


JAGABAN 3 - 1 SARAKKI

wandyvirus:
If you had any idea who King Jaja of opobo is you won't ever think the name can be used to insult or denigrate another human. Read up and fill your head with some history.

plsssssss mr historian history pls tell meh who's king jaja of opokoromo

Yorubest:
Good morning family

I can't sleep and cried all night

I've been married for 3yrs with a son

Before getting married I dated my husband for less than a year and everything was fine.

I don't want to bore you with the details but before getting married, my husband and I agreed to be honest and tell each other everything. I told him about my previous affairs and he didn't have problem with it but I couldn't tell him about the one with my present GM because I still work with him.

Somehow, he got to find out through one his friends who knows my boss. It's not as if he was told the details but he came from a meeting last Friday asking so many questions. It was about my boss and I had to confess to him.

Although what I had with my boss was a fling, he felt I was too cheap as he never asked me out but told me meet him in his house when his wife was away and I did and it happened. Just twice.

My husband keeps saying he doesn't trust me anymore. He's stopped touching me and he rarely talks to me and raises his voice now

He has a good job that pays well and his salary dwarfs mine but I love the job and my career.

What can I do to win him back? I'm confused. Help. No insults please

royalroy

u re not only cheap buh kinda cheap LovePeddler...u visited a married man when his wife isn't around, and u called that fling...flinging kor flexing ni

toluwalopsy:
Na u get ur mind so u fit think wetin you like. . I like the girl though!

and that's hw my own love flashes for yah




can we be 2face &anne!

toluwalopsy:
.Hmmmn! She speaks like me.

u mean ur jaja of opobo kinda english

YES EVERYBODY MUST DIE BUH CERTAINLY NOT THIS WAY

YES EVERYBODY MUST DIE BUT CERTAINLY NOT THIS WAY.....RIP TO ALL

0b10010011:







Flat-heads and crime re inseparable.

just as u and ur destiny are far, far far from each other

Fesisko:
for your information, I'm not from any of the three major Ethnic groups in Nigeria.but this tribal ranting in nairaland gat to stop. it's no longer funny. I missed nairaland of the good old days.

and believe me u will continue missing it..because everyday there got to be a newly uncultured child joining nairaland hence the mal-attitude continuously expanding

wait until Amaechi fashola and co start visiting u with trailer filled with money......



I have concluded that every single soul from Nigeria both young and old's even dead and yet to born ARE ALL CORRUPT

ipobarecriminals:
That's the voice of Wicked WIKE/PONMO cutting,Ewa aganyin servers governor FAYOSE speaking through the clueless one.Those who tagged Jona as a clueless one are right

and I believe who nurtured you are more clueless

sarrki:
What did he say now?

he said that u re far, far far from reaching ur destiny

Adminisher:
We know more than you that we are saying Buhari is a better leader than Yemi. Both of them are far, far, far better than GEJ

and we also know that u are far, far far to ur destiny

PrickGetSize:
Educate yourself first, maybe I'll engage you next time.

MR EDUCATED OLODO just carry ur education commot my face.l

PrickGetSize:
Any atheist that can survive this kind of accident and still not believe in God will remain a fool forever. Yes, I said it!

hey deluded mind....stay cool in ur territory.....tell me why the God u believe will allow this accident to happen or dnt u think that the victims will lost their money on this

Stevengold:
Na u pay em FVCKING bill? You don't have sense. Them never serious to get light yet. See mumu dey talk of America. pack well jare. Highest sex rate ko. And yet na we get 3rd place for highest HIV patients. Mugu.

BIA OGBENI OLODO IF U QUOTE ME AGAIN I WILL CAUSE U

Stevengold:
Your type reason only via the anus. So u think with such unorganized and dirty inscriptions PHCN will listen? Well una never serious to get light. Just imagine wetin and person wan use light do "to fvck girl for night" mumu protest. And please stay outta my post. Everyman is entitled to his opinion. Rubbish.

get lost ur fvcking opinion is irritating....whats ur fvcking problem with what he chooses to do with light he paid for....so because he gotta fvck he got no right to have light...


if that is the case there wouldn't be light in America for the next 10000year's because the highest rate of sex happens there......deluded soul like u

abescom:
You bloody wish I am jumping Danfo.

bro abi u don upgrade to lag bus

Stevengold:
With such protest,, PHCN won't give them light for the next 3 years. Senseless and useless protest.

bro I take God beg u CARRY UR AGGRESSION COMMOT FROM HERE......SO U THINK SAY NA EVERYBODY GET BAD FVCKING SILLY HEART LIKE URS.....



note : we are Nigerians we are the happiest peps on earth

abescom:
Well they should be prepared to stop me many times soon.

bro them no dey stop danfo...stop the road is all urs