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You know, the fact you are thinking about other things to do with money thus "slim fitting" the amount you spend on food. Says it all.[/quote]So they should steal to be able to use 15k 9k to make a pot of soup? Ugly fool

Wish I can meet you face to face and give you a good beating of your low life, son of Bitch pretending to be living comfortable. Idiotic mudafucker.

You can only say those trash with your keypad ODE!

Thank you so much Boss, your words are valid.

Good evening and happy Sunday guys!

Please kindly pardon my grammatical errors when you read, thank you!

I have a situation at hand which is……

I’m making plans to travel out of this country (as 9ja Don cast las las) so my immediate elder bro suggest I come join him in Malaysia but I don’t really like Malaysia of which I told him I will prefer Turkey but the problem is that I don’t have a good agent that can help me because I was denied Turkish visa last year that I tired.


After talking to him this evening I’m about considering going to Malaysia of which is not my mind because I really want to get out of this country, he asked if I have gotten the good agent for Turkey and I told him no. He still asked if I don’t want to come to Malaysia? And I said no! He said ok, look for the agent get back to me.

I need a good agent that can help me secure Turkish Visa, I mean a REAL AGENT not FAKE. Also know that I’m not ready to pay anything till I confirm the visa is Real. The money will not be a problem.

Please people in Turkey how is life over there? For me I’m going there to hustle as a street guy, my main is to get a side job there and support my street runs.

Should I join my bro in Malaysia or I should go to Turkey??


Thank you guys for reading.

Well I have Toyota spider 09 Toks, very neat in and out. My friend who based in Turkey bought it but unfortunately he never made it back home like he planned so he asked me to sell it ASAP.


If you are interested you can Beep me, 3.3M price.


You will fall in love with the ride because the dude has already piped up the ride to his taste. I decided to attach the pictures of the ride below.

WhatsApp me if interested: +234 7087414771

Location: Ogba

Thank you

Good day everyone and happy new week!

Please kindly pardon my grammatical errors, it will be kind of long note but please kindly read it thanks!


There is a good friend of mine we grew up together on the street of Mainland, we are best of friends so it happens that he rented two bedroom apartment on the Island (unto island way) while I choose to base at the mainland but I normally go to the island to spend time with him since I work from home so I can be anywhere and be doing my work, I do spend like 3 weeks or a month before going back to the mainland.

Note: he doesn’t disturb me whenever I come over, well lemme put it this way. Each time I want to go back to the mainland he will be begging me to stay back that what are my going back to do that I can’t do here? But based on who I be I don’t like overstaying my welcome because I like my privacy of which he knows.

Even sometimes he will drive down to the mainland to spend time with me because he likes mainland vibes sometimes, fast forward to last year when I went there I discovered that he impregnated a lil girl of which the both are having serious issues concerning the pregnancy because he asked the girl to abort the baby of which the girl told him that it’s already late because he didn’t give her funds for the pills and the girl has nowhere to stay.

The girl later came to me and explained everything that happened of which I do believe the girl because I know the kind of person my guy is, well I advised the girl not to abort the baby then talked senses into her brain and I did the same to my guy which they finally agreed to leave the pregnancy.

I was there like a month before going back to the mainland, (I can still remember the day I’m leaving the girl was crying begging me to stay more but I promised her that I will be back soon which I never did) finally she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl and the baby is her father’s lookalike. Now my Nigga is damn happy calling himself a father and posting the pictures of his baby online lol I’m so happy for him.

now my guy has been calling me to come over like I used to do but I keep telling him that I can’t because you are now a father so I can’t be free there anymore but he keep saying that nothing has changed that the baby mama is now in Abuja with the baby and I asked him why? He said that’s where they will be staying for now that I should come but I keep posting him for months not until this past Saturday I decided to come over, guess what?

I get here and discovered that the baby mama is still here lol I kept my cool then later that night I asked him how come? He said yes nah they traveled to Abuja and came back I said that’s good because for me I want them to be together at least due to their baby girl, the baby mama is just a little girl who don’t know much. I was aware that he got a shop and stock it very well, so he told me that he opened the shop for the girl and I was so happy about the new development.


He set up a massive cosmetic shop for the baby mama and the girl is doing pretty good, now my problem is that I don’t like how my guy behave towards the new born baby, I forgot to add that he invited a friend of his from a different state so the both, the baby mama and the new born has been living since last year that I left.

Now my concern is they smoke in the house knowing full well that a new born baby is there with them, they smoke everywhere, in the kitchen, parlor, rooms toilets. I talked to him last night concerning how him and his Nigga has been smoking inside the apartment instead of going downstairs to smoke and our discussion really got him well but guess what? Just midnight he started smoking because he was having issues with his guy lol I was the one that calmed them down last night due to the neighbors

Now I told him that I don’t feel comfortable staying here so I need to go back to mainland by Wednesday but he don’t want me to go, this is where I need advice because I have made up my mind to go back but he keep begging me. One thing about him is that he’s rugged and never listen to anyone.

I want to know if I made the right decision because i can’t be here with them, I want the baby mama to enjoy her stay here honestly.

Note that I live very very comfortable at the mainland as a single guy, i live alone and I don’t lack anything as a young guy.

Sorry for the long note and pardon my grammatical errors thank y’all

Goodluck buddy!
I look forward to see you on my television screen pretty soon! Once again Goodluck Dbull

You have my vote ALREADY!

Good day beloved NairaLanders, and happy weekend. I bet y’all are doing good!
Please don’t mind my errors because I’m not good in writing and NO INSULT!!! Thanks!

I need advice from you guys concerning what has been giving me sleepless nights.



Me and my siblings are preparing for our Dad’s burial which we have fixed the date and it’s already around the corner of which everything is on my head (Not money) I don’t think I can stand it there because the first son is not in the country while I’m the second son based in Lag, I will be the one handling the whole thing in the Villa (They said) and being too shy makes it worst because I can’t withstand public


To be honest going back home for the burial is giving me sleepless nights because I don’t know how to face them over there but it’s a MUST! me and my siblings don’t know anything about home because we the kids especially the boys hardly visit home. I don’t even know my uncles dem! (my mama say I be Igbo) most especially ME MYSELF!


I don’t know if there is any role I will play on the burial day? And task? Honestly I can’t face public and this shit is really affecting me seriously, I’m always shy in the public. All thanks to our big sister (Ada nne) who has been acting like the first son, may God continue to bless her and her family. she has been the one traveling to villa to meet the elders, king and some necessary people then come back to family group and give us the feedback.



The burial is about 75 percent ready and I still haven’t chose a date to travel down, although big sis will still be traveling next week drop some stuffs and meet some necessary people. So I’m waiting for her to get back first.



I want to know what to expect on that day and after the burial how long do I need to spend more before going back to Lag? Because I’m thinking three days after the burial? PLEASE ADVISE ME!

Please Bro how do I download apps on my smart tv? I’m using 43 inch smart television, any help please because I’m facing what the OP was saying too. I’m not enjoying my Dstv sub anymore and I do pay 7800k every month.

I understand you sis! Well I have those kind of female neighbors at home so what you said is hundred percent TRUE so I can relate lol

Even married men do come spend 3-4 days in their apartment and parked their cars in our compound
. But guess what? As a street Nigga I didn’t come with provisions or any of those nonsense. Even I’m still in her place as she won’t let me go and also my work allows me to go anywhere I want just that I must make sure “I Dey online 24/7” as I work from home


Like this now, I Dey one lounge around her neighborhood dey watch Man U match while she dey her office dey hustle.


But as a good Nigga of which I’m, I have decided to give her $750 worth of BTC for taking good care of me since I arrived here since she don’t want me to go till Friday.

Nice one bro! It’s a sure deal

Yes bro my helmet is always active.

Thanks Bro

Yes bro, I’m moving on with my life because time wait for nobody.

Good day y’all. I trust you guys are doing great this weekend.

Just want to share something with you guys and not to seek for any advice but please pardon my errors.


I met this girl late January via online (FB) and we vibe together, few weeks later I invited her over for the weekend of which she came. When she went back we continued and it seems everything is going well. She do most of the callings because am not good with calls.

When she came we discussed alot of things, she asked if i’m into any relationship and I said NO! Of Which is true because I find it very difficult to date. I told her I have been single for over 6 years but not that I don’t have Se* because I do whenever I feel like. Told her I do hookups whenever i feel like to have Se*. But I wanna give love a chance and see what happens between us.


Now to her own side, she told me that she hasn’t been in any relationship for over 8 months and also she doesn’t believe in love anymore due to too much heartbreaks. (I do understand her tho) so I asked her about her se* life and she asked me to promise her not to get mad if she tells me of which I did.

She told me that she has this guy that she normally calls to come over to her apartment and romance her (ONLY ROMANCE ACCORDING TO HER ) of which she pays the dude after work done. I was like “WOW”


I told her to stop it of which she promised, the thing is that I’m falling for her already and also I noticed that she’s in love with me (still doubting it) as a street Nigga I watch her moves very well despite she’s a bit far from me. she’s a jealous type too.


Now she has been on my neck to come spend the weekend with her in her place since she has been to mine almost four times and we live in the same state but bit far from each other but I keep posting her of which I finally gave in, OK. I arrived at her place yesterday to spend the weekend with her.

I came around her phone while she was making her hair at the nearby salon to check this particular number that keeps calling her even when she was in my place of which I asked her and she said Na her ex (ex wahala lol) Guess what? This girl is a cheat lol I saw their conversations and voice messages lol I quickly forwarded all the voice messages to my WhatsApp and deleted them from her message.


I listened to all the voice messages but I was not shocked at all lol, not only the so called ex. I went to her fB messages and see all her conversations with men, the one that got me mad was when one of her toasters asked her if she’s in a relationship and she boldly said NO! I took a screenshot aswell, she finally walked in and I pretended like everything was good lol


First thing I did when she walked in, I went to her and give her a romantic kisses and bleed her real good to the extent that she kept asking “babe what happened? you have never bleed me like this before” I told her sh*t always happens. As I’m typing this now she’s inside her room while I’m in sitting room.


I sha don tell her to go cook white rice and stew with turkey for me because Na wetin I wan eat be that. In her mind all is well lol I have decided to keep bleeding her till I go back to my place then when I got home I will forward the voice messages to her and that will be the END!

This is the reason why I don’t wanna be in any relationship honestly! What of marriage? Don’t think it will work for me either. I have made up my mind for baby mama SIMPLE!

Thank you guys for reading! And happy Sunday!!!

For me tomorrow is my birthday but I will be home all day, I don’t think I have celebrated my birthday before probably because of the kind of person I’m (private life, introvert.)

As soon as I wake up tomorrow morning I will pray then do laundry, take a shower and do the needful as a stoner then eat and relax, go online and make more money.

Probably will hangout at the neighborhood lounge and take some bottles then go back home and continue making money online.


This is how I will spend tomorrow as a single Nigga.

How I will spend my weekend as a single Nigga

Tomorrow I will wake up early to clean up my apartment (As usual) then take a shower before heading to supermarket when am back I will eat breakfast and take a nap.

When I wake up I will head to our neighborhood market to buy life chicken and stew stuffs of which I will cook on Sunday morning. I don’t go to church (I worship online)

I’m in talk/chat with this babe which I would like her to visit on Sunday to keep me company of which she has agreed on coming over on Sunday then go on Monday morning.

Well if she comes I have a place to take her being on Sunday so at least to hangout.

This is how I already plan my weekend so help me God. #Thugger

Blood convent? I will not advise my enemy to do such. Listen to this real experience…

I have friend and we both bears the same name, it happens that he took blood covent with his girlfriend back then.


Long story cut, the girl found someone who want to marry her ASAP and the Nigga is well doing fine, he spend lavishly on her. While all these was happening my guy was out of the country, so they fixed a date for the T/weeding bought things and things for the ceremony.

Just a day to the T/weeding the Nigga DEAD, everyone was like “WETIN HAPPEN”?? What could be the problem?? Well they later found out what the girl did. they girl later contacted my guy for them to look for solutions of which I still remember when the both came to Lag to meet one MAN OF GOD.

I don’t know the ending because I lost his contact that period, I got to reconnect with him just last week Wednesday after 7 years. My guy is now married but I don’t know if “Na” the girl or not.

We plan to meet this weekend so he gonna tell me everything that happened probably I will tell him your case and see what he will say.

In all SAY NO TO BLOOD CONVENT!