₦airaland Forum

MrMicholo:
I'm not angry that he sold the child but the price he sold 'it'...

That little boy is worth more than 75k, This man need to attend the Lagos business school so he will learn price determination and value exchange...
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If he was sensible enough, that child could have fetched him between 500k to a million buck...
Look at his cone head..

NPComplete:
Lol. Nigeria. Too many morons in one country.

Every unkempt derelict is now considered to be a madman in this country. U don't even need to be actually insane. Just be homeless and dirty looking, u automatically qualify.
All the church has to do is get one pastor hungry for publicity to say a few words of prayer and then shave the man's head and give him a good bath and, viola, he is certified sane again.

Secondly, there is no proof any madman has actually ever been cured since the day I have been seeing the news on Nairaland. Only very few madmen are actually permanently mad. Most insane people also have moments of lucidity where they can act sane and be alright. Their insanity is usually cyclical.
So usually, the pastor just has to get an insane person currently in a state of lucidity, feed him enough antipsychotic drugs that can cure 10 mad cows, then parades the temporarily sane psychotic up and down as a proof of being cured. But once the cycle of insanity returns, the pastor will not let us hear about it. They will just cover it up and claim the demons came back 7 folds. Clowns.

I challenge any of these churches to cure a real madman and let us watch him for a full year and see if he remains cured without the need for antipsychotics.

ManIzHot:
Seems number eight gives me hope that i can be employed by the sexdoll company
to code for them in Pidgin and Yoruba when need be

Client:- kini oruko re
Doll:- Oruko mi ni AI sexdoll, Bawo le se fe si? Se latan ni abi fe'gbe wole? Se Sidi oke ni abi dadubule?
Client:- Osi da o loju pe gbogbo sitili yi lo mo
Doll:- Be ni, be ba se fe si ni, Papapa wa, La gbori wole wa, Je ko yo wa, fo wo ti ogiri wa, Legbegbe wa ati be be lo

Vinstel:
Name of suspect:Abdulfatai Kayode
Anatomical analysis: cone headed
Ancestry: Fallen demon called oduduwa
Academic qualification: B.Sc Skull mining technology
Animal spirit: Bald headed vulture
Enters data into computer......scanning.......... Scanning........ Scanning....... Results are out!! Chai!!!!! It's them again!!!!! The sophisticated afonjeezies!!! Spits!! AFONJA!!!!!!!!

sdindan:
Even Emir is a lying Terrorist

Afrikprice:
Toyota Avalon. This is the only car that is worthy to be parked in a garage full of Bentleys.

It shows class when you drive it, especially when you top it up with a suit as the driver. It definitely suits Nigerian bankers.

The sleek design is something else. Toyota Avalon's fluency in luxuriousness and exhilarating extroversions isn't restrained to its provocative looks.

It can overtake a Presidential convoy of Toyota Prados without any members of the convoy seeing its red light.

It's like the Lamborghini Huracan for a Nigerian road.

baralatie:
not understanding

festwiz:
I believe the OP is talking about the signatures underneath user comments.