Love Machine:
Trump cant call buhari directly.There is a protocol that handles the president telecommunication.Esp,now that he is in a coma.

Biko come closer let me tell you something..

The title Should be Heavy security at old Governors office Oshogbo. The title 'President' is too heavy for this people, their head of state should just be called a governor.

Musharraf:

contact me on sulaymanmusharaf@gmail com pls

I have done that sir.

I am a civil engineering graduate. Then when I finish nysc, my thought was, I'm an engineer I will soon get a job. But it hasn't been easy. Had to leave my parent house for my brothers place because I've been termed a useless being by my dad. Nobody willing to help. Can still remember the day I was silently making supplications after subhi prayer when one man approached me. He said he has been seeing me frequently in mosque and that he want to know what I've been doing. I told him nothing and that I'm still waiting for God's time. He said he is going to help with my plight that I shouldn't worry.. Till now I've been regretting telling the man my plight cos he has not been coming to mosque like before ( cos he knows I will be in mosque) i'm even considering changing mosque because of him. I can take any job right now so far it's paying. I'm still waiting patiently for God's time cos I know God's time is the best.

Kids everywhere. The idiot even said 2face is his mentor.. I wonder why some people don't think with their brain.

As related through various channels, during the military campaign of Ghatfan and Anmar, a courageous chieftain named Ghowras unexpectedly appeared at the side of God’s Messenger, who was lying under a tree. Ghowras unsheathed his sword and asked God’s Messenger, ‘Who will save you from me now?’ God will, the Messenger replied. “God!” Then he prayed: “O God, suffice me against him in any way You will.



At that moment, Ghowras was knocked down and his sword slipped from his hand. God’s Messenger, upon him be peace and blessings, took the sword and asked him: Now, who will save you from me?



Ghowras began to tremble and entreated God’s Messenger to spare his life. ‘You are a noble, forgiving one; only forgiveness is expected of you,’ he pleaded. God’s Messenger forgave him, and when Ghowras returned to his tribe, he said to them: ‘I have just come from the best of mankind.’



• Abu Hurayra relates:



Abu Jahl once asked those near him: ‘Does Muhammad still rub his face against earth [i.e. make prostration]?’



– Yes, he does, they answered. Abu Jahl added:

– By Lat and ‘Uzza, if I see him doing that again, I will tread on his neck or bury his face with soil.’



A short while later God’s Messenger came and set out to pray. When he was in prostration, Abu Jahl approached him but suddenly turned back in fear and amazement, trying to protect himself with his hands. When asked why he had done so, he answered:

‘Truly, between him and me is a trench filled with fire, and something horrible and some wings.’



God’s Messenger commented on the event: “If he had approached me, the angels would have torn him to pieces.”
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Every nigerian wants to be in Ghana but there's no way a Ghanaian will even dream of travelling to a country like that nigeria. Are you kidding?

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Run a saloon, employ a professional to do the work for you and also learn how to barb from him. And you yourself will soon become a professional barber. My piece of advice though.

The out gone batch A corpers should beware of this scam.. Received this two messages from scammers today claiming they're my corper Mate. See the msg below.

They are his punching bags, no wonder he keeps winning.

Impunity everywhere.. spits..

ALAYORMII:


Happy new year

Where you dey serve for TR

Am in Jalingo

I wish you the same. Also in Jalingo. serving at Govt Sec Sch. Donga road

Taraba is paying 5k now.. I'm a living witness.

Aregbesola should be in that list... a very useless nonentity Governor.. smh

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Chukwudi718:
Mtcheew.. Am rocking my airtel 3gb fr #1500.. Times two better Dan glo

Kindly let me know how to subscribe to this plan. Thanks

It's supposed to be a joke, so funny.

When they don't know what to use money for again..

Chizzy20:
seems u hurt her...its bst u jst ignore her..

I didn't hurt her, the reverse was the case and I moved on..

Chizzy20:
seems u hurt her...its bst u jst ignore her..

I didn't hurt her, the reverse was the case.

rokiatu:
So what? Let her continue. When she come to her senses she will stop.

You are probably still in love with her like the above said.

Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll have to deal with that. I just pray she will soon come to her senses.

jasper7:
my first guess would be that you still love the gal, or you hurt her. if not I don't see reason why you should be any bit concerned with her tantrums really.

The best mental position to be at all times is the thought of the non-existence of your ex. They should all be dead to you. you ignore her and don'tt take it to the head.

Thanks really. I can't say I still love her or hate her. I know the feelings I had for her had died with time. it's just so creepy and annoying to wake up and see ludicrous text messages on my phone.

I don't know what else to do than to seek for reasonable advice from Nairalanders. We broke up about some months ago and we both moved on with our lives. But since last week( maybe she heard I've been engaged with someone else) Not a day goes by without receiving series of insult and abuse through text messages from her. I even went to the extent of blocking all numbers but she will still use another number to text me. I am loosing my nerves and I don't want to behave irrational.

That's the handiwork of cookies.

Ikpewe:
pls re u insane? a normal human can't say this "potholes as deep as a well and accidents everywhere" well? accidents everywhere? GOSH SOME PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY HYPONISE THAT THE DON'T KNOW THEIR LEFT FROM RIGHT.

I can see (HYPONISE) .... You are just a boy I need not respond to. please go back home for proper breastfeeding.

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kodded:
foolishness is when you realize buhari stop the railway lines ands you still support him

childishness is when you fail to understand that Shagari's government were in so much external debt and stopping the railway lines is one of the measures to save our economy. I rest my case.. Can't be arguing with you this early Monday morning

kodded:
illiteracy. Is when you enter the train and still ask what has he done ?

Absurdity is when you are in a train coach as old as my grandpa and you still called that transformation.

kodded:
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Landslide kor
Waterslide ni ?

Lot of people in ma area are now questioning the true agenda of apc because of their lies
Even check nairaland a lot of then have de camp


The truth is apc are the one making him to be unpopular cause when you have the likes of tinubu, ameachi and atiku behind you, there will be a lot of question ask
And the legendary lie Mohammed spreading false info and propaganda why willnt people go back to jonah ?

Lol. so when you have the legendary Jagaban on your side that will make you unpopular? And when Tinubu supported Jonathan back in 2011 he made him lose election and unpopular?? when it comes to spreading cheap lies and propaganda I think that's what you and dem doyin, ffk, reno and Co does best.