kodded:
stupidity is when you pass through lagos ibadan expreSs way without seeing a pothole or accident and you shout sai buhari

insanity is when you pass through Ilorin Jebba road with potholes as deep as a Well and accidents everywhere and you still dey shout Gej till 2019.

I think Op is living in an underground cos where I am, Buhari's popularity is increasing day by day even The first word the babies are learning here is sai Buhari. And besides, why won't it be increasing when the likes of Fayose, Madam peace and Co are campaigning for him. Stop this Cheap propaganda and let's face reality. Buhari will win this election with a landslide victory. GMB/PYO 2015

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ThisisBuhari:
If APC wins FFK and Ayo Fayose are going to commit suicide.

No, they won't be allowed to commit suicide, they will be sent down to kirikiri where they will be fed with worms and their hands tied in other not to commit suicide. Reno and okupe inclusive.

Change! Change!! Change!!! that's what we seek and that's what we gonna get. I have decided, Buhari/osinbajo 2015.

I guess Edwin Clark has been bitten by a rabid dog.. He has been running his mouth anyhow this days..

I don't know what these people are drinking this days, and op want me to believe this?? Tired of their propaganda.

PunkyBrewster:


Very much

If you so much like it, I can do that for if you don't mind..

PunkyBrewster:


Hahahaha. Number 5 sounds so beautiful

Yeah it's beautiful and I guess you like it

My advice to you op. If you want to live long, please and please try minding your own business cos this matter does not concerns you..

How to care and love a woman.
1. Give her money
2. Give her some more money
3. I said give her more money
4. My friend give her another money.
5. Build a castle, full am with money and throw her inside.. Lobatan...

brightology3:
D thunder wen go fire Op still dey do press up

In fact the thunder don finish press up, it's on its way.. I guess OP is high on local herbs..

Why will I enter a bus when the driver(Jonathan) and the conductor(Sambo) has no change. Na to enter another bus wey get change nah.
My people vote wisely, Buhari/Osibanjo 2015.

The only thing my bae knows is money, even if I tell her she is the only sugar in my tea it won't move her a bitshe will definitely go for number 3 (how much do you want?)

tomiobj:
Here is my story:

















I left my house some mins ago to get some fresh hot agege bread. When I got der they told me itt has finished






I dunno wat to do with my life again.

Your brain needs remodelling.

As the two of them waka come, na so them go waka go come 2015.

Librate:
Who what where when is 9ice is it a word,symbol or noun
Cus I school in france

Aren't you suppose to be tired of this I school in france nonsense? We don't care where you are schooling.

If you ask me, na who I go ask??

With immediate effect self.. And the whole team
should be dissolved. Tired of watching this
shameless people.

With immediate effect self.. And the whole team should be dissolved. Tired of watching this shameless people.

SlimSkipper:
#prison break

Season what abeg? my guess is season 3.

hushmail: God forbid

i reject

not my portion

back to sender

it is not a curse, it might even be a blessing to some people who have made so many mistakes in their life.

Just think about this (relax yourself properly and think. Pls don't be distracted. Just focus)
Now
If it happens that all you have labored for and even your present level and achievement so far in life
was just a dream and you wake Up as A jss1(Junior Secondary School One) student on monday morning and Your mum was like, Go and bath so you can go to school early...

And now it is clear to you that you where just dreaming before

What will U Do?
let me hear your Views...

butanep: Women are mysterious in the way they behave... most of then same the same thing and speak the same language...
1 I am on my period or I am on.... I was only fooled once but after them, I take it as nothing until I see myself. I don't take that funny joke seriously again because so many that ve told me, after I press on, I later find out, it's a big lie...
2 I was raped @ 9. I ve meet so many ladies that told me they were raped @ that particular age... I became confused about the age 9, but I know for my mind that most of them na washiiiii....
3. I don't love sex. That is the biggest fooling a woman can tell a man... that is just to scare you, but the truth is that most of then that say such actually love it...
4. My birthday is next month... some ladies celebrate their birthday like 5-6 times in a year... For every new guy, the next month is their birthday. But as a sharp guy, I know how to get them...
If a woman tell you 100 things.. 99 of them are lies...

I do not concur with this. Maybe you are yet to meet a real woman cos not all woman do that shit..

tuffgongjo: I thought u wanna give me a higher percentage,I would have sue you to "Law of Court".

Lol.