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Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 9:41pm On Sep 28, 2014
tuffgongjo: What is d percentage of such?
The percentage is slim though. Lets say 2%...
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 8:30pm On Sep 28, 2014
lawrenceunaa: partially but dont ask me hw (no offense) undecided
Tor... *shuts mouth*
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 8:18pm On Sep 28, 2014
HopeAtHand:

Mhmmmm, please can you explain clearly what that actually means cos ive been told dat severally and dnt rily get it.
Some girls or let me say most of them do really mean that but not my so called girlfriend. She only say such whenever she wants some goodies to be delivered at her doorstep. It is only confined to her, not all .
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 8:03pm On Sep 28, 2014
kurajordan: I don't love u bcuz of ur money
Some relationship are really like that.
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 8:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
lawrenceunaa: I wont comment till a lady say such to me

cos am nt foolish
Ehyaa, have you ever been in a relationship at all?
no offense, just "aksing" a question here. grin
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 4:57pm On Sep 28, 2014
libertyfather: Not in my life will that slowpoke chop my pomo, not really slowpoke they will just col em a disgusting name like that so u will think say she be one klassy babe...

Its either the guy just chop pomo not long ago or kinda tripping tinz, you just latter found out the slowpoke don chop pomo even over chop sef all weather peperish,hot,cold,soft,hard anyhow

This other one is not a lie though but like a notification..
when a girl look @ d time and says will be leaving in by 1:30 that's 20mins time guy she's telling you what you have to do do Quick ,leave all matter and get dwn to business if u get that scope she will be leaving by 8pm in the evening....abi I lie?
undecided
libertyfather: Not in my life will that slowpoke chop my pomo, not really slowpoke they will just col em a disgusting name like that so u will think say she be one klassy babe...

Its either the guy just chop pomo not long ago or kinda tripping tinz, you just latter found out the slowpoke don chop pomo even over chop sef all weather peperish,hot,cold,soft,hard anyhow

This other one is not a lie though but like a notification..
when a girl look @ d time and says will be leaving in by 1:30 that's 20mins time guy she's telling you what you have to do do Quick ,leave all matter and get dwn to business if u get that scope she will be leaving by 8pm in the evening....abi I lie?
undecided ?

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Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 10:31am On Sep 28, 2014
You stare, I don't care!
Either you are too lucky to have the coolest
woman by your side, or you are getting an
inflated ego without any reason if you believe
her on this. No matter how hard she tries to
look cool and composed, but the fact remains
that no woman loves it when her man ogles at
another woman. "After all, who wants to feel
like second best? And the 'I don't care attitude'
is usually to hide the vulnerability and a
pretence. Most women hate their man staring
at another woman,"

"I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now."
Once again, this statement is almost always
false, although at least it's told with the best
intentions, in order to soften rejection. It might
be followed by an additional excuse such as: "I
just came out of a bad relationship, and I don't
want to be hurt again," or "I'm just too busy
with my career right now to have a boyfriend."
The truth is, if the woman is single and at all
interested in you, she will certainly make the
time to date you. It's that simple.

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Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by Yukov(m): 10:09am On Sep 28, 2014
The "I am missing you, wish you were here" irony used to baffle me sometimes especially during her so so times.

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Education / Re: Popular Sayings That Do Not Sound Right by Yukov(m): 10:29pm On Sep 27, 2014
"SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE". To me, that's a lie. It should be "SLOW AND STEADY, NA LAST YOU GO CARRY". grin
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Beaten To Near Death By Angry Mob In Calabar [viewers Discretion] by Yukov(m): 4:23pm On Sep 23, 2014
emmyrichie: They should have killed em.
Imagine yourself, you walked up to a young boy with the intention to ask for direction, the boy has been directed by his parent to run away from strangers or better still shout for help. He did not know what you want and the next thing he did was to shout, calling you a kidnapper. The more you ask the boy to stop shouting, the louder his voice becomes, before you know it, people have already surrounded you. By the time the mob handle you, you will know that not all people called kidnappers are really one.

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Politics / Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Yukov(m): 10:28pm On Sep 07, 2014
Abuloma80: This morning (7th Sept): BOKO HARAM have finally surfaced at Michika (200km from Bama). Yes Boko Boys are now at Michika. The army kept at Gulak to see that Boko Boys don't go beyond Gulak fled away. That paved way for Boko Boys to pass Gulak and invade Michika. On reaching Michika they hoisted their flags and continue with their business for the day. They finally captured Michika while the military retreated to Maraba near Mubi, so as to prevent BH entering Mubi their next target. No time for pictures.

It started yesterday with Boko Boys sending the army out of Gulak and Michika. The residents followed suit, seeing soldiers running away from Boko Boys. From this morning to this time Boko Boys are doing their unimaginable havoc. First firing and bombing houses, close range shooting and slaughtering innocent people, breaking and looting warehouses and shops. Able body and young ladies are forcefully taken away. The rest are more horrific.
cry cry cry cry
Story for the gods, Zeus will be waiting to hear more from you. cool
Abuloma80: This morning (7th Sept): BOKO HARAM have finally surfaced at Michika (200km from Bama). Yes Boko Boys are now at Michika. The army kept at Gulak to see that Boko Boys don't go beyond Gulak fled away. That paved way for Boko Boys to pass Gulak and invade Michika. On reaching Michika they hoisted their flags and continue with their business for the day. They finally captured Michika while the military retreated to Maraba near Mubi, so as to prevent BH entering Mubi their next target. No time for pictures.

It started yesterday with Boko Boys sending the army out of Gulak and Michika. The residents followed suit, seeing soldiers running away from Boko Boys. From this morning to this time Boko Boys are doing their unimaginable havoc. First firing and bombing houses, close range shooting and slaughtering innocent people, breaking and looting warehouses and shops. Able body and young ladies are forcefully taken away. The rest are more horrific.
cry cry cry cry
Story for the gods, Zeus will be waiting to hear more from you.
Fashion / Re: Girls Who Wear Ankle-chain by Yukov(m): 10:13pm On Sep 07, 2014
cheesy
LilPeezy: Ma gf is addicted to it wella....she is not a lez nor prosti.....she is fuckin so onpoint buh is been a while allow me flow in sha.....so am beginning to suspect her
cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: US Urges Nigeria To Help Liberia, Others Tackle Ebola. by Yukov(m): 2:26pm On Sep 06, 2014
US government are wicked. All they want is for us to contact More Ebola for helping those countries.. Though they are our neighbor but sometimes some assistance ain't worth the risk.

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Business / Re: Dangote's Brother Sani's Accounts Frozen Over N5.2bn Loan by Yukov(m): 9:46pm On Sep 04, 2014
Sparrow13: Thats non of my business
Abi o.. wetin con concern us?.
Fashion / Re: Why Wear An Underwear? by Yukov(m): 9:38pm On Sep 04, 2014
Babymama1:

Go without and have your butt vibrating for people walking behind you
The men may be thrilled but the females want to puke
It is nasty for a lady to see another female vibrating like that
Nastier to see a the dirty triangle of a thong hanging above the jeans or showing through your clothes
You can avoid underwear when wearing jeans and you don't want the panty lines showing
Or when wearing panty hose
But underneath a dress please wear a clean underwear
It looks nasty when you don't
I am telling you,you can't see what we see behind you
It is ultra nasty and slutty
.. I like this.
Phones / Re: Samsung Unveils The Galaxy Note Edge With A Curved Screen (Photos) by Yukov(m): 5:04pm On Sep 04, 2014
chai.. my girlfriend must not see this. I no fit shout.

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