HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

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Abeg which station go show am??

Pls what's d kick-off time

Spongebob Squarepants

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D phone is hotting

That is why am came here

Do you able to call them

Is not already printed

We go close quicker

E dey make me anger

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Waiting 4 dah clueless bubu's own

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Time??

Keep d baby.....

Buh wait ooo wen u dhe chop d banana who u ask 4 advice

robosky02:
Rohr gives Chelsea star Mikel free attacking role
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Chelsea defensive midfielder Mikel Obi will be given a free role in the Super Eagles attack by new coach Gernot Rohr.

The Chelsea holding midfielder rolled back the years when he was given a free attacking role in midfield by coach Samson Siasia as Nigeria won a bronze medal at last month’s Rio Olympics.

The Eagles skipper will score a goal and prompt several attacking forays at Rio 2016.

Rohr had initially planned for Mikel to play as a defensive midfielder, but the player would rather be given freedom upfront, just as he did when he was named behind Lionel Messi in the race for the MVP of the 2005 FIFA U20 World Cup.

“Mikel will play in an attacking position under the new coach, not the holding midfield role he plays for his club,” an official, who watched the team’s training behind closed doors on Thursday.

In the meantime, the Eagles skipper has said Saturday’s match against Tanzania will be a fresh start as the country’s team aim to qualify for the 2018 World Cup.

“This is a new team and a new direction as we want to make sure we qualify for the World Cup,” he said.

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Dey gat chemistry

Heard there will be season 5 nxt year

Disneylady:
Have you ever imagined what your favorite foreign celebrities would have been called if they were Nigerians?
Mind if we help you?

1. Kanye West
With all that creativity in him and multiple sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo. He’s obviously looking for more investors to load his containers and bring more goods. From the way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.
2. Beyonce 
Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram about the government and oil and all that.

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How i met your mother

The next step

Prison break

Pinnochio syndrome

First Bae

1. Sex, love, marriage

Chai.....

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You need water to exercise—you thrive on it—yet so many people spend their days dehydrated. So, what gives?

It could be because, when it comes down to it, you may not even know exactly when you’re dehydrated. To solve that problem, we list the top signs you need to get way more H20 happy:



1. You Have a Headache
Unless you’re chugging water 24/7, your body is constantly losing fluid. That means you’re also losing essential salts like sodium and potassium because those are in the fluids you’re losing. Now get this: That salt loss actually changes the chemical makeup of your blood. Your brain, in turn, is super sensitive to that change—and it’s that sensitivity that triggers a headache. Make sense? The headaches get even worse, too, depending on how much water you lose. The more water you lose, the more your blood volume drops, which causes less oxygen flow to the brain, that causes your blood vessels to dilate, which can make your headache feel even worse. Mor*l of the story: Not enough water equals headache central.



2. Your Pee is Extra Yellow
Eek…kinda gross, right? But it’s true. The reason this happens is that your urine is over-concentrated with waste. When you’re fully hydrated, the waste is easily flushed out in a more efficient manner. But when there aren’t enough fluids in your body, the waste isn’t as easily flushed out, so it stays there.



3. You’re Constipated
Again, kinda gross. But again, totally true. And the reason is somewhat similar. See, water helps move your waste through your colon and out of your body. But if that water isn’t there to begin with, it won’t be able to move your food waste onward and outward as efficiently,