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To me the guy is a stand up comedian , got me rolling on the bed. Kachisbarbie hope no be the plane you follow??

To me this one na CEO of friendzone ooo

I think the basket did.. Lmao

lmao.. what if na Eba and okro soup?? ehn??

op, how much is this land?? lemme pay #6milla

YNWA!! like my post if you're a true red!!

yungchopofficial@yahoo.com

08034504229 whatsapp

abija starboy ke?? dagunro dorobucci nko??

lmao... nothing but the truth.. #boatengmustfall

Bravestan:
I am Stan, specialize in football punting with decent experience in betting and analysing football matches with excellent long term results. I do not believe in fixed matches and i will never believe on it, i have my strategies which one of them is hard work and dedication on what i believe. Though in football anything can happen. but when you know what u are doing your account will always be on PLUS. I can help you raise your account, This is a great option for punters who can not analyze matches when they are at work. Just set and forget, the tips does all the work for you. Never miss a winner.

Just PM me for more discussion.
wish you the best.
more greens.

yungchopofficial@yahoo.com

evils.. kingofcasting.. let thy casting begin!!!

there is this lady I've always crushed on since I saw her at the airport on my way to Lagos from pH city. luckily for me I came across her at magodo recently (she lives there). I always build up the courage to talk to her but the is this obstacle that's always preventing this process, guess what it is? SHES ALWAYS WITH HER FRIENDS!!! I mean I've never seen her alone. now I want you guys to suggest how I can approach her without her friends knowing about it... pardon my grammatical blunders please na love cause am... if I don't talk to her before Monday I'll commit suicide buy drinking 2 cold bottles of valeta wine

Naughtysite:
What is Twaci ?

probably a negro homo sapien residing in planet earth

marieolae:
I actually prefer Davido's music to be honest
Wizkid is trying,, but I'm just being real..
Wizkid is lyrically wack! It's definitely more of a problem for Wizkid to compose a song with decent lyrics
Honestly it's disturbing at times!

Davido's Remixes are better period!

bae but you like my songs more than that of davido ba??

Lalasticlala do the needful na

Kingblingz:
OWK I see! So na me good 2 stand? All of them should go 2 hell nd burn 2 ashes...

nicca that's harsh.. @justmag you need check up bro.. I still can't stop laffing

Who will you give the seat to? And why?

4!

Tosyne2much you've been posting Bullshits recently, why?
Lalasticlala why has Bullshits been making fp?

He should also have enough money for your funeral when you commit suicide

Bro is your weed from otuoke?

Incase....

If this thread no make front page make my garri no swell up

Sooner she would know that she has been defrauded sexually in ibadan

donbrowser:
Culled from many Nairalanders
Tags: Greenified Kachisbarbie Kenny1795 Idrismusty97 Lalasticlala Ishilove Obinoscopy
If you read through, you will agree with me that Nland users fit in properly to these classes

1. Likers: The "lazy ones" they dont have the time to quote or contribute, what they look out for is awesome posts to like. When you see 78, 200, 500 likes, they are the ones behind it.

2. Quoters: I wonder if some people have any other jobs than to quote you. This class mostly do that to gain attention. They quote you and comment with a smiley. What do you do in return? #Visit their profiles to add them back.

3. Space Bookers: You know them, dont you? by their "dots" you shall know them. They go from threads to threads using single dot to create space on 1st pages of hot topics.
#Like they will get paid for it.

4. E-fighters: Despite the no.2 rule of Nland that rules against fighting, Nland is a cool boxing ring for e-punches and kicks. After 1st 5 sensible comments, the next thing you have is 2 or more people e-fighting eachother on Nland.

5. Grammarians: Many of them will help you proofread for free, their major duty on Nland is to mark errors and correct them.

6. Comedians:
The most hilarious comments are made by them, many of them are just wasting talents on Nland. You read some comments and roll off your bed. Just follow them for uninterrupted laughs.

7. Derailers:
The most annoying set of users. Imagine someone asking for a cube of sugar when the topic is about politics. Thank God many of them are ignored.

8. Spectators: They just watch and read posts and topics, they have. They are the "guests" on Nland, they are always more than members online.

9. PM-ers: I dont know how they find it comfortable sending you a private msg just to say "I Love Your Comments About...."

10. The clueless commenters: These are the ones that have no idea of a topic but just want to comment. They are more like the "Space bookers" but they don't always comment on first page. Sometimes on the sixth page you would see them with useless comments like "End time things", "Chai", "Na wa o", "Hmmm", "Ehya" and some silly Smiley(Without even quoting anybody)etc As if it is by force to comment undecided. If i am a Mod i would hide their comments and ban all these people. When intellectuals are discussing topics like "World War looming" and its likes you would see these clueless people commenting "End time things". What is so hard to just sit back and observed the discussion? If you observe for much longer you may have something useful to contribute.
Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it
intelligent/sarcastic/funny...

11. Anti-seuns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person.

12. Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare.

13. Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics.

14. E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family kiss

15. Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.
-kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now tongue)
-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?)
-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)

16. Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.

chisos!!! bring proof bro or you go to jail for false accusation

Esdb3:
You also forgot to add:

It is only in uniilorin, there exists VC's list, Oba's list, Governor's list etc.

It is only in uniilorin, muslims are first given good courses before christians are even considered.

It is only in unilorin christians are forced to sit for islamic education lectures all in a bid to get sympathisers for their wicked religions.

It is only in uniilorin a lecturer will ask you to join eckancar.

It is only in uniilorin, you will be expelled when you, a muslim sides up with christians whenever there is religious feud.

Speak the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

only the list stuff I'd true.. I have to say the truth... But the rest ain't true bro... Fhurck yhou