₦airaland Forum

Unibenstudent: Just a random question, as for me that is impossible

the fear of your wife buying peruvian hair from your joint account is the beginning of . . . . complete it .

Sagamite: How have governors performed in the states you know.

Make sure you give sensible reasons for justifying your judgement.

How have they performed considering my earlier analysis:



https://www.nairaland.com/658179/sagamites-analysis-state-governors

arebesola of Osun has an HND!! But he's the best governor in Nigeria!

Kachisbarbie: My advice is that anything worth doing is worth doing well...they shouldn't forget their KNUCKLES and KNEES

am even looking for a good bc with quick results which one are you using?

echobee: Bad belle

ok till 7:45

tosyne2much: Arsenal all the way... I gat my money on them

am sorry for you and your money! Team wey be say their jersey tight pass their defence

kennygee: Wetin i do o. That Merril Lynch tho.

asin ehn, am just imagining things!! Omo this is pounds in the making, atleast they will make 40k pounds per month and you know how much that is!? And multiply it by 12 , then multiply it by numbers of years the will work there!! These students are already billionaires!!

tosyne2much: haha padi mi, no be you suppose dey do this.. You wan derail my thread ni ?

sorry jare ma big man knack am for amsterdam ni o, eif he enter 9ja that phonw will automatically become my own as the baby of the house drop your pin or number jare, I'll remove the post and comment

There's nothing new under the sun!! I'll come out jare

My bigman and my momsy wedding no dey there?? The list is crap

hilariousdammie: 1. na only you waka come?
2. i donate my family on behalf of 20 million
3. my husband Dr GEJ and SAMBO is a quite people
4. vote umblerra and press your finger for umberra
5. history is not completely without ojukwu
6. my husband and sambo ia a good people
8. my fellow widow
9. a good mother take care of his children
10. the people sitting before you were once a children
11.ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.

WHICH ONE IS YOUR BEST?

till una kill this woman abi?? And if she die now na una go first start to type RIP, and if na frontpage they hungry just give it up, this crap aint gonna get up to 10 comments

Kachisbarbie: Go and ask 'soponna'

and what is sopoona!? Are you an Igbo lady abi calabar

When and how did you hear of nairaland?? mine was in 2007, boys still dey boarding school nigbayen I've always been a guest but I signed up last year sha

Kachisbarbie: Hahahhahahahaha

when exactly do you go to bed self? And tell me what you're still doing till this time

Crocz: Men don't wrap married women, do they?

they do and that's whay you're doing, lemme summon the right authorities to handle your case . Tosyne2much , valmunich , naijaboiy sumbody is wrappering somebody here o!! Crocz its better you take to your heels before the arrive

Hail men I don talk am @ op

chibwike: Lol..are you sure?

yeah so damn sure. . . But shey you see what you and kachisbarbie af cause abi?? una don open ma nyash for NL with that "he's growing" statement so tay marie self say I be her little bro as old as I am!! . . . . . . . . @marieolae am seriously blushing here o . . . . . . . . . @kelvingraphics as your list take plenty like that I no enter abi?? Issorait

Yungmilio2: hmm delta babes
have been hearing interesting stories about delta girls
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I hope ur own go be dsame
and them talk say whona nice gan
hope you nice ?
@ Dygeasy,young way never chop , kolamark and co
I don book this moniker
you guys should Waka now dot com

and tha fvck told you that?? | shey be na moniker you book?? Na omolade me I book

@chibwike -- my mentor!
@kachisbarbie --she's ma closest female friend
@tosyne2much -- ma realest nigga
@priscaoge --
@marieolae -- make I no talk
@rozzay -- always saying rubbish
@temigracie -- I schooled her in a debate recently
@naijaboiy -- you warrido hommie
@seun -- when will one of my threads make fp?? till iphone 6 start selling for 5k?? Ehn!?

hawtimolly: Lool no oh ama delta girl reporting live from one side local govt based on*whistle*

omolade oya go and marry your bed jor!

tejpot: Don't allow your look get into your head.
Does that answer your question?

thank you!

This got me cracking mehn , , ,

Somebody should summarize those post up there

She should know the difference between boyfriend and father . . .

berem: abeg you get white for there?
Meaning: do you have 50naira?


Teeth full your mouth
Meaning: you talk too much

you be warri girl?! .. . . . My guy you get bread for hand?? Bread - money

Forget : it means to harm . . . . Example . . . Guy ; na me you dey talk to like that?? I go forget this knife for your body o. . . . . . . . tear Gas to run quickly without thinking twice . . . Example ; omo as police show yesterday na so I tear gas o . . . . . see your hand . . . Example broda ofego. . . Month don end and I no see your hand o. (Meaning he hasn't received anything from ofego ) am tired I would have typed more

Kachisbarbie: He has really grown o
...yungchop my guy...lol

Aunty edith and broda chibwike, boys need to grow na