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jnrbayano: You.

Because you captured the whole thing expertly.

and that's suppose to mean?? Kids sha!

There was a beautiful girl(omo ge) who
was admired by four men: a hunter, a
singer, medical doctor and a fisherman.
One day this beautiful girl went to wash
her clothes at the river. Coincidentally
these four men were there. All of a sudden
a crocodile bite the girl and dragged her
into the water. The singer immediately
composed a beautiful song and started
singing. The crocodile raised its head
above the water to listen to the song. The
hunter shot the crocodile dead and,
surprisingly the girl floated on water.
The
fisherman dove into the water and
brought the girl to the shore. The doctor treated
the girl's injuries and she
became
well. Now tell me, who do u think
deserves to marry the Girl among these
four men? And give a reason

Omo please scotland be an independent country jare, so that your currency will be less that the dollars. Hereby making it possible for people to visit the place, pounds is a very stupid currency! Ma papa nearly sell him house because ma brother wan go school for UK

For fvcks sake, warris dhis?

unyours: this childish attitude explains it all

u and ochon, u need attention?? Ok, you've been noticed. Where's kachisbarbie?

ADDED SUGARS
The more sugar you eat, the higher your blood-
glucose level will be, which triggers the release of
the hormone insulin making your body store fat.
Eating a high quantity of sugar in one sitting
causes your body to remain in the fat
accumulation mode for longer periods. It’s not
always easy to detect foods that contain added
sugars. Obvious items such as confectionery,
cakes and deserts are loaded with refined sugar
and provide empty calories. These foods can be
reduced in an attempt to manage your health.
Being cognizant of other more seemingly
innocent foods such as pasta, rice and milk,
which sometimes contain considerable amounts
of sugar, will help you monitor your health.
HEART DISEASE
Large amounts of added sugars reduce high
density lipoprotein levels and raise triglyceride
levels, These two factors are fundamental to the
onset of heart disease. Excessive sugar
consumption can cause you to become
overweight, increasing your risk of cardiovascular
disease, which the American Heart Association
stated affect a greater number of men in
comparison to non-menopausal women.
PROSTATE CANCER
The American Cancer Society states that prostate
cancer is the second most common form of
cancer in the United States and the second
highest cause for mortality next to lung cancer.
Sugar is a major source of energy for cancerous
cells, and cancer thrives when excess sugar is
consumed. Minimal stress, regular exercise and a
healthy balanced diet containing fruits,
vegetables and fresh fish may help reduce your
risks of developing prostate and other cancers.
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
A common misconception about sugar is that it
causes type two diabetes. Although this is
incorrect, consuming foods loaded with sugar and
fats on a regular basis, coupled with little or no
exercise can lead to obesity, a leading cause of
diabetes type II. One of the symptoms of diabetes
in men is erectile dysfunction, which researchers
at the Brady Urological Institute at John Hopkins
suggested links to hyperglycemia. When sexual
stimulation occurs, the enzyme neuronal nitric
oxide synthase or nNOS releases. This activates
the release of nitric oxide, or NO, to nerve
endings. Penile smooth muscles relax temporarily
and blood flow increases rapidly for brief periods,
resulting in an erection. As blood vessels continue
to dilate and muscular tissue further relaxes,
blood flow intensifies and the activation of
endothelilal nitric oxide synthase, or eNOS,
occurs, appearing in penile blood vessels. This
sets off a continual release of NO to maintain the
erection. O-GIcNAc blood sugar in hyperglycemia
relates to erectile dysfunction, researchers
explained, as it interferes with the activation of
eNOS, hampering the production of NO to
interrupt the vascular erection process. Erectile
dysfunction can also manifest in response to
cancer treatments.
REFERENCES
Time: Study: Too Much Sugar Increases Heart Risks American Heart Association: Risk Factors and
Coronary Heart Disease American Cancer Society: What Are The Key Statistics About Prostate Cancer

Cajetanspeaks: For real? That's very cheap, the owner dashed her the house. The least you can get a 4bedroom or 5bedroom duplex around Maitama, Wuse2,Asokoro and likes is 300million,it can get to 800million depending on the space and facilities.

seriously?

If I tell you that ma sister bought her 4bedroom duplex in asokoro for 116milla, you will know that's wassup wassup! well her husband na oil magnate sha!! As form me the only house I'll buy in Abuja that will worth that amount is the house that Jesus christ will lodge into when he returns to earth!!

RESPECT to em Secondary school girls! no make ups buh they are flawlessly beautiful. Well who says its a crime for a girl to wear make ups? No girl will like to be called ugly so they will warefa they can to look good. If only plastic surgery was cheaper than brazilian hair. . . all girls will look like megan fox

The first thing that comes to ma mind then is how to get her digits, buh now I'll just ask oluwa to grant me a girl like her

Muslim girls are usually dayum!! So beautiful. Especially the hausa and fulanis

Chanchit: Currently in Goethe institute for German language.

that's in lasgidi abi?? Is it in ilorin too? And how much is it please

Only broke moraFvkas will chase a girl for 1 year even if he wants to date her, if na the totor1to part too, hol #3500 for hand enter ashii joint buy pepper soup dey munch while you search for your package, if you see the package you want; ENTER THE PLACE and exit. #teamPaperChase

. . .

To post pictures na die abi?? Seun?? Why re my pics not showing?

Boredom sha!! Oya RATE it on a scale of 10, like it and LeaVE!! Am the greatest artist of all times (G.O.A.T) aint talking isi ewu

Lollyad: I would prefer the Freezed one sire

really!? Just tell bar man to give you. @rkarang bro I've been in the romance section ni o, those babes ehn agent9 bro! Make I give you 1naira make you add to ur 9 use am buy kunu? Fashi vodka

Wheesin rkarang yungmilio2 abasstoheeb agent9 alimtoheeb lblessing and err'body I dey hail o, abeg follow me drink boiled menses

You know this and you're here on NL?? Ok. Mods please take it to jokes section jor

Oya oga seun na front page ankara be this sir

aaronson: The more you keep begging for attention the more you gonna be getting disregarded and ignored!!!! Learn the guy code and quit the bullcrap,let you head do thinking and not what you see,what you see might be illusion sometimes.

true words. Thanks

chimerase2: how can u beg a gal to add u back I mean wat is wrong with we guys, pls am not abusing u but u need to tink abt ur self pls

youself na wa 4 u o. Anyway iyaff hear you sir av given up woman wrappering!

Kachisbarbie: Yungchoooppp
Since you gave up woman-wrappering, your inspiration is flowing well!
I enjoyed this!!
My favorite is Robert Drury and the other survivors of Essex...
As much as I enjoyed reading this, I don't enjoy those Pirate movies.

mine is robert drury too! The nigga got balls mehn

Chanchit: Currently learning deutsch(German) and I dnt think its that hard, I fear french more, but I can't go near languages that does not have alphabets.

danke !

priscaoge: U say?? Simple? With this their Arabic letters that look like shorthand n music notes It doesn't have alphabets abi?

that's just it! Once you know the alif bah tah sir up till yah, and the vowels & cons. Then the sign, fatiha, kersuro, domo, sukun, fatiha taini, kersuro taini, domo taini, shedda, medda, alif-mordi ! That's all you need for arabic! Sounds like incantations right? Once you're in love with it there be no more probs.

1. Bernard Carnot
Not much is known about Bernard Carnot. All
that is know for certain is that he was the son
of a New Orleans innkeeper, and through a
series of misunderstandings, he was convicted
of a murder he did not commit and sent to
Devil’s Island in 1922 part of the French penal
colony system off the coast French Guiana.
Devil’s Island, as the name suggests, is hell on
earth. It’s a rocky jungle of an island, rife with
tropical disease, mosquitoes, and prisoner-on-
prisoner violence. It was surrounded by sharks,
as well as currents that had a tendency to dash
one against the rocks which surround Devil’s
island.
After sixteen years, almost all record and trace
of Carnot had disappeared—that is, until an
American Don Quixote, William Willis, met
Carnot’s mother in New York. Hearing Carnot’s
mother’s tale, Willis traveled to South America
and enlisted the help of ex-convicts and current
prisoners within the penal colony to find Carnot
and help the him escape. When Carnot was
found, he was barely alive and wearing nothing
but rags. Willis provided him with a fake
passport, money, and clothing, then smuggled
Carnot aboard a supply ship which took him to
Brazil. As if he hadn’t suffered enough, it’s
believed that Carnot may have been killed in
action after joining the French forces under
Charles de Gaulle during World War II.

2.The Other Survivors Of
The Essex
Not long after the crew in their whaleboats
departed the foundering Essex, they spotted
what is now Henderson Island. The men went
ashore thinking of salvation, only to find a
barren wasteland. Despite the island’s lack of
freshwater and food, three men chose to
chance it and stay behind. At the very least,
the three boats’ meager supplies might go a
little farther that way.
It proved a comparatively good choice, though
the situation was almost always desperate.
Rainwater which collected in rock pools around
the island helped slake the men’s thirst, but
food was difficult to come by. They lacked the
equipment to fish and quickly devoured the
crabs that inhabited the small island. The trio
was reduced to drinking the blood of whatever
birds they could catch and found a poignant
portend of their likely future when they
stumbled across the skeletons of several
previous castaways.
Nearly every resource on the island had been
exhausted during the 111 days the men spent
there. Were it not for Owen Chase beckoning
his rescuers to search the Pitcairn Islands, the
three crew members left behind on Henderson
would almost certainly have died of thirst, as
the previous castaways to find themselves on
the island did.

3. The Crew Of The Essex
The accounts of the whaleboat The Essex
directly inspired Herman Melville to write Moby
Dick, as The Essex was to the “19th century
what the Titanic was to the 20th.”
In 1819, The Essex left Nantucket for what was
expected to be a two-and-a-half-year whaling
expedition. On the second day of the voyage,
strong storms seriously damaged the ship and
threatened to sink it, but the ship was refitted
and pressed onward. Several months later and
a thousand miles from land, an enormous whale
rammed the ship. As the crew started to assess
the damage, the whale struck the ship again,
holing the ship so viciously, the men aboard
hurriedly lowered the boats and grabbed a few
provisions.
The 20 men, spread across three boats,
decided to head south for fear of cannibals on
the nearest land, the Marquesas Islands. It was
a fateful decision. Within weeks, the boats were
leaky and the food stores were gone. The first
man who died was immediately consumed.
Three more sailors died and each was cooked
and eaten. One of the three boats disappeared,
never to be heard from again. The other two
boats, one led by Captain Pollard and the other
headed by First Mate Owen Chase, became
separated.
After 89 days at sea, the three men on Chase’s
boat were rescued by an English ship. Aboard
Pollard’s boat, the men drew lots and Pollard’s
younger cousin was next eaten, though Pollard
asked to take his place. A week after Chase was
rescued, an American ship found Pollard and
another crewman gnawing on the bones of
their shipmates, still crazed with hunger.
Decades later, Melville met the captain who
inspired his fiction, but only exchanged
pleasantries out of respect for Pollard’s ordeal.

4. Charles Barnard
Captain Charles Barnard spotted smoke while
on a sealing expedition near the Falklands in
1812. When he investigated, he found 45
shipwrecked British sailors. Barnard promised to
deliver them to the nearest South American
port so long as they promised not to hijack the
ship, since the War of 1812 was raging up
north. Proof that no good deed goes
unpunished, when Barnard stopped at another
island and went ashore in a small boat to hunt
pigs to feed everyone aboard, the Brits he
rescued from certain death sailed away in his
ship. What Barnard likely never imagined was
that the British would leave three of their own
to die with him.
Barnard, his one fellow American, and the three
British sailors survived for 18 months on various
islands and in their rowboat until a British ship
rescued them in 1814. Barnard and his
companions, now all “Americans,” asked to be
put ashore in his boat off the coast of Peru, only
to be identified and imprisoned as Englishmen
by the Spaniards. It took months for Barnard to
clear his name, but he found passage again on
a British ship and again asked to be cut loose in
his little seal boat, this time to do some sealing.
Barnard didn’t find the seals he’d hoped for,
but he did find an American ship which offered
him passage. Barnard accepted and sailed to
China and the Sandwich islands before
returning to America in 1816

5. Robert Jeffery
Robert Jeffery was a young sailor in the Royal
Navy in 1807. While aboard the HMS Recruit,
he sneaked an extra drink of beer. The captain,
who may have been drunk himself, responded
to the offense by marooning the 18-year-old on
the next island the ship passed. Jeffery was left
on a rocky outcropping with no food or water as
the crew begged their captain to reconsider.
Jeffery’s story would have ended soon after,
had an American ship not rescued him just nine
days later. In fact, the “case” of Robert Jeffery
was just beginning.
The public was outraged by the Captain’s
behavior and court martial followed. In 1810,
when the missing Robert Jeffery was found
living in Massachusetts working as a
blacksmith, another public fervor erupted.
Jeffery’s mother was still alive and well in
England and the British citizenry demanded
they be reunited. A Royal Navy vessel was
dispatched and the public waited in suspense
for its—and Jeffery’s—return.
When Robert Jeffery finally arrived back in his
hometown in England, church bells and waiting
crowds greeted him. The press and public
watched as mother and son reunited in
heartfelt excitement. One last public outcry
served to help Robert Jeffery—the captain who
had marooned Jeffery three years earlier was
found and compelled to pay his former
crewman reparations for having nearly killed
him.