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So I should believe abi?? Anyway, I'll say what's on my mind when its knacks front page #BuukD

He opened his
drawer and brought
out
N100,000.
BF: Baby take this
for your school
fees,
textbooks and
other minor
expenses.
GF: Baby you know I
love you, please put
back your money.
BF: why?
GF: Baby it is not yet
time to start
spending
on me. Please save
it till we get
married.
Does such girl exist?

Kachisbarbie: @yungchop : e concern youuuu?

@Bosun11 : sure it applies to a legit relationship leading to marriage....
Yea, I have a kinda busy man, and I have this work that I got outta connection, I don't really do anything there and I don't like it ...so I kinda have all the time, except when I'm home and have to fix meals, which doesn't even take much time. The only time I tend to be busy is on saturdays.

its either you tell me or we wee fight o, #removes shirt and ties it on his waist # you think am joking

Seun: It moves the camera to compensate for the shaking of your hands, leading to clearer pictures in low light and less shaky videos.

thanks sir

farano: very funny o ...Anyways soap is empire, cream is blue seal

how much are they? I need to have a light skin by fire by force

folzz: just dont like being referred to as 'baby/babe/bae' about the other part OYO lowa

that means your oga is on ghost mode here abi?? Shey yungBornvita ni?? are you on BBM?

Lunatics on the loose

Kachisbarbie: @yungchop : no dearie, please ask again.

@bosun11 : lol...I didn't 'say' I am married...I am married(you get?)...
I have learnt to be tolerant , prayerful and patient, I think those are my major tools in marriage...
-I have learnt to support ma man in a very possible way while building masef too
...above all...God -Family-Work.

I said at what age did you "hammered" you first ride and who got it for you

Evathyst: Yeah! A graduate of O.A.U ILE-IFE. currently serving in cross river state.

cool

Seun: The iPhone camera was not improved on the iPhone 6. It's the same camera as the one on the iPhone 5s. But the iPhone 6 Plus has OIS now.

please what is OIS and what does it do?

Kachisbarbie: I don't fight online, but I am a street fighter in reality

didn't see ma question??

Evathyst: simple answer, Lagos

a graduate?

deedrizzie: modified...i had 86% actually

then why were you lying SmH.com. Even your jamb score was 24somthing or so, you forgit you shared me the snapshot?

deedrizzie: modified...i had 86% actually

then why were you lying SmH.com

Rozzay, how many times have you aborted pregnancies?? @cheryl when was the last time you were wooed?? @kachisberbie at what age did you "hammered" your first car? And who bought it for you?? @farano which soap and cream are you using?? @tosyn2much what's the name of your present gf?? @evathyst where are you based currently?? @perry2020 are you a cheerful giver?? I mean do you use to do sara or sadaka?? @NairaLand -- omoh mehn I need dollars oh, who will give me some??

temigracie: ...lol...

Shey you wan gimme ni

Make i no dull myself.....

which dept and level you dey?? We'll meet at BBF sha

nikkypearl: My crush back then in secondary school was the son of the Minister of works and housing,he was so cute ehh!
I will always find a way to go to their street,mayb he would notice me,I would walk up and down the street. 30times hoping to see him!

It was after we did Waec this mumu boy just confessed how much he loved me,I was shocked,he travelled out 3days after till date! He left without even kssing the one he claimed to love

small small abeg your Truth is making me laff

marieolae: dollars to naira. Dats nearly 1 million

1 milla bawo?? 10k dollars is 1.6 milla so 50k would be = do the math

DrHesjay: The 10 of you that will make it will be chosen strictly on merit..
I tell u... its not rili easy ooo.. but God dey...
maybe if we meet... we can talk better on it.

DrHesjay that anatomy lecturer is my Uncles guy o, and one other lecturer in agric dept, so will it still be on merit?? Cos I know am not the only one with long legs!

rkarang: **Before i collect that Suya, Come chop knuckle, shoulder self follow **

Boss how you dey now? You be Engine Abi na DOKITA

na Physio ooo, be we go enter dokita by level 200 sir, @abasstoheeb ayam sorry sir , @folzz why is your mouth ajar na? , or am I the first person to kiss you??

Abasstoheeb: Pls wats d meaning of BMS

basic medical sciences olodo rabata folzz. Baby

rkarang: Yungchop, I sight you ooo!

bro!! I cut cap for you, come follow chop suya o o o!! That's if you no fear ebola sha life is too short to miss the delicacies of suya

MisterLongman: Commercial things bro

are you fluent in russian?

Kachisbarbie: Lol...you use fried fish.

fried fish can never be as . . . . . . . Kponmo! Am still looking for the word to fill that space!!

marieolae: So many guys on my list tend to leave it on. All I will b seeing is xxxvideos etc. Its not a good look tho. Keep ur business to yourself

af you ever seen me watching Bleep?? Lmao! @ OP big boys don't watch Bleep on phone jare, they watch it on 42" plasma tv as a gentle man now

GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his
eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm
dude. Just spare me a few
minutes of your time. BOY: say what you have
to
and leave immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you. BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause whenever I
see you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am not
sobber and am staggering?
That simply proves that am
drunk in love with you. BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see am
busy? (drawing patterns on
The ground using his feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like
Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured
The
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance to
invest in your heart
business and you will see
The profits through my love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the
same. You Just want to use
me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can never
even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about
it then I will reply you later. GIRL: Okay
handsome, take
as much time as you want.
Whatever your decision is, I
will respect it but please say
Yes.
QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do the
'toasting' and we The boys
do the 'blushing' or is it just
wishful dreaming?

Alimtoheeb: yungchop....I sight U my bro....#jamb.org.ng# source

I see you too bro!! We don't have to worry about anything, its not meant forr us

The gardner, he's the only one possessing a weapon, the tool he's using to cut the grass! Hope am right?

Any gender can propose a marriage! But people are making it look like its A MUST for the male to propose

No sauce??

He knows where the money is

Op!!!