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Bwest cake! Ok, make I first dey look

Kachisbarbie: yes I am the one, oya kill yourself...is it not one time, i am mention youuu? .
is it my fault, that people are quote me and quote me and keep mention youuu?
yes, I am not tire...

take it easy o , this one wey you wan dey solo quote

Av you heard low by juicy j? In fact just go and cope all of juicy j's songs

Op oya like my photo

Right from when I clocked 15, I've always had this flair for much older ladies, usually 3 years older and above. Just wanna ask maybe its normal or sumething is wrong with the nigga here. . .

Just 7 times, after that I'll try wooing her mom, if she doesn't agree too, then I'll move on

Omo I just dey observe ni o

Xtarxhyne: woman wrappering

you can add me too

MrsBreezy: No. You made me cry.

hey, you didn't reply me

Kachisbarbie: I know your type. Just didn't know you guys now have access to the internet.

ma'am 3days o, I don't know what your reply would be, I'll like to chat with you on bbm, just chat and nothing more here's ma pin ma'am 28FF9EDC

MrsBreezy: This is why I don't like you... bully

I want you to add me please, here's mine 28FF9EDC

chibwike: Ok...i haven't done this before....i hope to get some good advice 4rm my pals and people i respect here. As at now...am financially down....paying my room rent is kinda hectic for me...Now she opted that she wants us to live together...i should not bother about the rent she'd pay it...Now am confused...staying with her...wud it distract me academicaly...wud the best friend ish lead to something else nw dat we together...or shud i just let it slide...and reject the offer...is it really good for two friends(male nd female)...to live together...as roommates....my matured aunts and uncles....advice.

don't live with her!! Cos there will be intimacy, if there won't she won't nurse that idea of living with you, shey be una dey see every day abi?? Good! Its now left to you, you want intimacy?? Then live with her vice versa

JOKE OF THE DAY
A lady said to her
fiancée, "Now
that we are engaged, we
should
start calling each other
sweet pet
names."
The man (uninterested)
asked
her,"So what do you
want to be
calling
me?" She replied, "I will
be
calling you TIGER" "Why
tiger?"
the man asked.
"Because you are
handsome, tall,
charming, strong,
calculating,
smartand very good in
BEDmatics." she said.
Then in a sexy tone, she
asked
him, "What will you be
calling
me?" The
man still uninterested
replied,
"Iwill be calling you
ZEBRA."
The lady still smiling
seductively
and kissing his cheek
screamed,"WOW! That's
lovely and
sweet!
Why did you choose
such a lovely
name for me?"
The man responded, "It's
because
of your many STRETCH
MARKS.". Na so gbage take gas be that o

MsNas: You're crazy. And I wasn't even riding on you yet. Stop acting like the dude you're not.

what's up girl?

Baddestguyp, who woman wrappered while I was away?? please don't hesitate to alert me if there is any case of woman wrappering . Marieolae baby, don't allow any one to wrapper you, ok? before you guys hang me, that's couples wrappering nt woman wrappering take note

Tf is kim K at?

Baddestguyp -- good work!! We should call the bodies involved in dealing with woman wrappering to take a look at this case, the inspector general of NL police ; mR. Tosyne2much, the Chief judge ; mrs. Kachisbarbie (good morning ma'am ) , and the barrister to the accused ms. temigracie , under the cons. Law of NL, section 32 ; no NLer should be found woman rappering !! It is a qriminal offence, especially those commited in the very early mor mor morning on thursdays. Mr. Macklef you've been accused of 99counts of woman wrappering, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY??

Aussie!! Their accent is sh1t jare, I was hardly comprehending what anybody was saying there . . . So I'll prefer to school in singapore! The accent is so fuouRcking cool, and their chicks?? Out of this world!

MissBritney: Just listen to yourself and you'll see you have a problem. You need to grow up.

#SuPPortED!

My brother, your ears na how many?? Na to find yankee enter ni o

Kachisbarbie: Lol...you done see me do this kind thing...but this begging is highclass...

its a called Class Begging missslimbody, na confirm advert be that o @chimerase2, who send you laff??

Baddestguyp: they know themselves....oya come out before I mention you

lile rozzay, farano, marieolae and kachisbarbie abi?? Mention them o

I am sorry baby that I didn't make it today
because my I-phone had a problem and my I-
pad battery is dead. My sister is with my
Samsung Galaxy Note 3. I'm just here at home
so bored since my parents travelled to the U.S.
I would have Skyped with you but I misplaced
my Apple laptop power pack so I have to hit
South Africa tomorrow to get a new one. I also
wanted to go to the mall tonight but my auntie
went out with the Range Rover keys and my
elder brother went with the Hummer.
Baby I'm so stuck here since I hate driving the
Mercedes Benz, I tried calling the driver to bring
back the Pajero but no credit. Can you please
send me MTN credit?
Lmao

MissBritney: Sure I can. No big deal.

my dear, you're beautifuL!!

princessayesha: A thread for cockroaches.... ewwwww

what's up with you now?