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Omo dem no gv me o! Make I still get faith abi?? Ok! Wheesin ma nigga, u see as these guys won dribble us abi?? Is nothing!

MizMyColi: Huh?
Even when you know, such doesn't align with my person?

C'mon nawww
Find me something "unhorror"

, just wanna say Hi

Yungmilio2: Yeye pikin like you
How God wan take accept ur prayer with all this sango osun obatala wey you dey all call
Do gently
I pray you mistakenly get the admission letter
But anyhow e be
You go surely join us for BBF
No go think say nah Big Brother France o
Better by Far uni I mean
Shikena

amen o!

Yungmilio2: E be like all of whona wan go sell beans for saudi bah
Who dey yarn my uncle nah anyhow for here?
Who wan use my head?
Shout out to the Ibiles
Pretty F aspirants I sight you all
If you not pretty atleast your monicker should be pretty
Anti s bot been ban me
At lord seyad you guys shouldn't turn this place to garage
Yunchop I been use my TP go drink agbo so I no come work today
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I just dey observe this thread since all the F aspirants don dey show face cuz them need help now
Before most of them dey do like House wives
No offence to sit on ur fence

abi o baba mi, I been think say unilorin no go admit girls this year ni o cos na only we guys I dey see for thread before, this girls all this shakara that you're sharing, thia is sango o

wheesin: splendid.. still waiting for ambalis list o...

bro no panic again, rkarang na babalawo e go call ambali spirit this night, opey4luv, alimtoheeb, abasstoheeb, killercute16, where yungmilio2 head na?? I say make una bring the guy head come!

wheesin: my big oga..good morning

broda I see you jare, how was your night sir?

The beat is somehow, that's not a cypher beat, haven't you heard life and music? (OAU all stars) see the beat na, we couldn't notice the wackest guy on the joint self, everybody just dey flow like river nile ! The best university cypher I've heard this year! The worst fa? Unizik! Those guys are wacking wack! We go do our own for unilorin soon make una anticipate

marieolae: I've seen it, its good enough for me

aDd me back please I won't complain again! Please dear PLEASE! And the disturbance will be less!

marieolae: oh yes. I love him very much

hey, bae!! Add me back please I wiped ma phone cos it developed a fault this evening 28FF9EDC am expecting o!

samurairulzz: me I b producer oooo

really? Am looking forward to meet you at the BBF bro!

DrHesjay: no... guess someone else added u.. m always Hesjay.. na my trademark faa..(as ma ilorin peeps will say)..lol

and deedrizzie abeg make una add me back, I lost all ma contacts 28FF9EDC

Abasstoheeb: Why nah,chill and don't yet conclude bro PLS

thanks ma nigga, am just observing ni o, since unilorin no talk for their website, hope dey sha

Abdulsalam20: WELL IVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS THREAD SINCE LET ME TELL U D TRUTH THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVEN ADMISN ON JAMB PORTAL ARE D ONE ON D MERIT LIST ALL OTHER BATCHES WILL NT B ON JAMB PORTAL I CAME IN LAST YR AS FIRST BATCH ALL OTHER BATCH CNT PRINT ADMISSN LETTER BT WILL B ADMITED

u said what?? Let's bet 20grand, all of us on this thread are coming with merit list, I swear I have a reason for saying so, as you can see I was worried, but now am just less worried am working on ma next track. # where's wheesin?? Where's rkarang? Oga yungmilio2 neva show for office 2day abi?

I go kill myself?? Nah! #anticipate my next track titled STREET KNOCK ! BornStunna FT Ola Dips!! Oma mad gan!! Abeg who sabi do mixtape or album art for here!! Please its urgent

. . .

Same old story right?? I've moved on to greater things, I'll see you guys in a jiffy

Kachisbarbie(f), command01(f), Justeenaleo(f),
purplesummer(f), farano(f), Natasha2(f),
freecocoa(f), dhammyg(f), Seun(m), MzMariah
(f), meelorlah(f), lynpetra(f), sweettease(f),
VivyGift(f), KelvinGraphics(m), MissSlimbody(f),
Elantracey(f), softsparkyy(f), MizMyColi(f),
rokiatu(f), mayapop(f), Pinkytracy(f),
Romanciella(f), missEmjay(f), marieolae(f),
Horliey(f), Queenzy(f), missdebs(f),
Famouspecky(f), princessayesha(f)
If you hear you name, oya say present and follow me back!! PLEASE, the gods bless you, don't be scared am a pegan

Someone should check 46050732FE abdllahi

Abasstoheeb: WEL,i lyk yor faith,i pray we shal al be favour

amen bro

Oya shake body #dancing.. By mid-night the admission status will be available!!! #dancing naked in alaba market

Crocz: Dude!...officially you are the most funniest guy on NL

@Bakassi for the Pennisula!...loooooolz

*peninsula* thou

don't forget to vote for me incase any thread like nairaland's funniest guys comes out

The list is not complete without abubakar shekau

spiro4real: -\

Point of correction dear, not just a car but a private jet!

owkay spiro4real dear, you'll have to wait for Bill gates son

unapologetic: Chai ur girlfriend is stingy o

and na you she see to report to? @ op, ma nigga you're a step closer to FRIEND ZONE !!

End a relationship?? U want a car?? #HYFR

Djicemob: some guys sha.Dude u don follow this girl for all the thread so te u don de frustrated on top the matter sef.

you aint saying nothing!

marieolae: omg yesss!!! " Do you like druugss, do u like druggsss, yeah well me too, me too!!!" I love that song. Use me, is a classic. Sure thing is a lovely slow song too. His newest song is Simple things..do u know it?

talking bout drugs?? Download shell shocked by juicy J, stunt by 2chainz ft meek millz, kitten by iggy azalea, if you need more just beep me

marieolae: Lol guys I hope u hear now?

bae instead of ignoring, why don't you just tell me YES/ NO? and I'll stop pestering you. Its not by force though, just that I make friends a lot, like since I joined NL I've got over 35 Nairalanders on my BBM and Whatsapp . Aurevoir madmoiselle !

28FF9EDC pls

marieolae: it can neverr

If this thread hits front page, omo get ready to be trolled but I know it wont sha

marieolae: Pls wat concern us

Told ya to give me your I'd on any instant messaging platform

marieolae: for kini?

Assets are monetary acquisitions which one invest in for wealth generations .......................wikipeadia. A. Asset -- it is a Bakassi for the pennisuLa .................NL dictionary

MizMyColi: What is Assets

hope you now understand?