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brownlord: How did they arrive at that figure, or they mean 61% TAN and PDP members

Fee dee fee.

fawa to d feeFOOLS

Emmaesty: The kind of people we have on nairaland sef........ Smh

ma nigga share me the sites wey you dey download ya fourck movies jare . . . E be like say the akamu go don over thick self, na april 3rd I hang woman last

cocoberry: Airforce1, I'm truly impress with d way u carry urself on NL these days.... unlike before. I still have one of ur songs.... with ur rusty and unpleasant voice , make 2face no hear dat thing.

link pls or what's the name of the fourcking track

We NID THE FUuuuRKKING CURE! Not detector!! I repeat FOURKING CURE!!! Man!!! FUCRRRRKING CURE!! CURE CURE CURE FOURKING CURE DAMN CURE

Dusts ma ijapa car, loads 30gallons of fuel at the booth. En route algeria via sahara desert. Now in Algeria , takes the next available speed boat. . . . 30hours Later, arrives at port au paris! #bon nuit mes amis!!! Una no go kiLL person for Nigeria!! #jona jona jona? How many times I call you?? Ok. PEJ till 2099

bobolathefirst: Until my name comes out...nobody is getting cleared

GBAM! Signed by Prof. YC

Please you guys should also tell us the prices, seun mukina2 mynd_44 farano and any other mod fp pls. Its going to be of benefit to many people, thanks for your understandings

dhammyg: ALL THE PEEPS I DEY FOLLOW.COME AND CONGRATULATE ME


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HBD dear!! Have so much fun and break a leg pls WULLNP + GGMUB

frankben: i'm the jealous kind

Yungchop, wetin be your problem?

you're high on sugarcane abi??

FrankySnow:

#kisses her too# hope ya oga is not looking at us?

#incase you know, useless topics been making FP since Aug 3rd 2014 .

FrankySnow: OK o. Op nor vex because my shout out go occupy space o.

Wanna shout out to all my MzMariah followers and to officially announce that Frankysnow is my new moniker. I love you all.

Odilafta yes MzMariah is frankysnow.


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you should atleast give me a kiss babe! now do it

c:DL

Seun, mukina2 mynd_44 frontpage please! #RIP Justina #WULLNP @ Denis

YNWA

Seun, mukina2 mynd_44 and any mod online, I know say una dey una village by now, but abeg front page tins!! Op ya head dey there. Marieolae shey you're reading abi?

padeolu: I had a nightmare last night.. it was so different from my previous ones... Its more of an alien visitation or witch/demon attack...Thank God I overcame the encounter with just minor stings

Last night before I slept, there was no light in my area and I knew the possibility of Phcn restoring power was slim and it was so hot that I had to sleep naked (well, almost naked coz I had my pant on). My room sliding window/louvers were opened, so also is the door to my room and my room's restroom and its small window.

I thought of mosquitoes coming in to make the night a horrible one, but the thought cleared off upon realizing I'd be swimming in my sweat till dawn, and who knows, sleep may not come. I madeup my mind to live with the mosquitoes bites, moreso am used to it. I removed my mosquitoe net coz every little breeze that touches my body counts.

At around 1:20am, I fell asleep, it was a deep sleep, I guess I enjoyed the first part of the sleep before alien came to attack. I had a dream, I saw myself in my restroom masturbating as I used to, with my phone on my hand playing a porn video from **censored** (am sure dem G's know that site). While at it, I heard a knock on my door, I quickly rushed my masttting process to make d deal come out, I was wrong, instead of releasing, my dick cut into my hands.. I was so scared that I woke up in the process. I prayed and slept again.

The second phase is where it all happened, I guess this happened around 3am or so. Am not so sure of the time coz their wasn't light and I hate leaving my bed at midnights. Ok, during the second phase of the sleep, I guess I wasn't deep asleep this time around when I noticed a big hand all over my body, pressing me to bed, I couldn't shout, I was so helpless, words weren't coming out of my mouth, I made several attempts to scream, maybe my parents or siblings would hear... But no, I was voiceless. It was so dark that I couldn't see the face of the alien/witch pressing me to the bed. Then I remembered my pastors preaching (I hardly go to church tho) where he sometimes said "when in the day of adversity and trouble.....*or something like that*. So Psalm 91 came to my mind, I couldn't scream it out, coz I was voiceless, so resited the psalm several times, then I noticed instead of being pressed to the bed, I started noticing some sort of bee or needle-like sting all over my body, it was so painful that I started weeping, still voiceless, but tears were rolling down my face. I was very scared and suddenly I was able to talk, instead of calling for help, I SCREAMED BLOOD OF JESUS. From their I noticed the hands stop pressing me to the bed, and the needle-like object stopped pinching me, even though the pain was much.

So, I swiftly took a land lying next to me on bed just to see the face of the big hand pressing me to the bed. Upon switching the lamp on, I saw nothing, so I turned my body to face the other side of the wall, lo and behold, I saw a shadow running on the wall, I guess it was finding its way out, the shadow has a big head, with a very long hand, but short legs. Upon seeing that, I was so scared, I started shivering, and then covered myself with my duvet. After few minutes, some courage came, I stoodup from my bed, holding the lamp on one hand and my bible on the other hand. But it was too late the demon/alien/witch is gone.

My fellow NL'ers, help me thank the Lord, I overcame the horrific mare. I guess I've learnt my lessons. I took too much hot legend (dark ale) before I went to bed and I forgot to make myself holy by licking anointing oil. Any ways, thank you all for reading. Good morning to you all


PS...No insults

you see why I asked you to stop buy akara on credit abi?? Ma Ngozi at work!

segxi1960: Who's Cow Sh*t

itan fun awon irumole

herlew: oh shit! my department can never be left out....."PHYSICS" thats what they always used to drop most medicine and engineering students....BEWARE OF IT MORE THAND EBOLA N.B just advice not to create fear

ogbeni you wan dey show yourself abi?? Who asked you in the first place?? Ehn?? No allow me transfer ma anger to ya head o, iyaLa Ya e Good morning family! Oga yungmilio2 , abasstoheed, rkarang , alimtoheeb, opey4luv, una know say killercute16 and wheesin don climb mountain go?? Dem don go beg Oluwa on our Behalf

EINSTEINPG: But it's not over yet brother. Besides, what difference does it make to be on merit and supplementary lists? Ok, with merit your admission is sure, while supplementary means Oriyomi?.
Just relax brother, you will be admitted by the special GRACE OF GOD.

amen sir , thanks!

Ice prince
The Northerner crooner acquired a Bentley GT
Coupe said to be worth N36million. The car,
which is a 2010 model, was not shipped but
flown into the country. A source close to ice
prince said it cost him N4million to fly the car into
the country!
And who says shoe shining busineSs is not making sense?

EINSTEINPG: When I see positive changes, I never hesitate to commend the brain behind it.
Unilorin is on the verge of proving my theories wrong but am seriously monitoring the situations. PERHAPS with Prof Ambali it's a new dawn in unilorin regarding disinterested admission procedures
Critics don't judge me yet, it's too early.
As a matter of truth and honesty, i paid nothing to nobody and i have never been to unilorin before, let alone knowing somebody pressing the undeserving button.
Yes brother, Unilorin has eventually proved to me beyond all reasonable doubts that merit is equally its watchword. And every other thing is secondary.
But there will always be room for more improvement in the face of scepticisms and criticisms.
Well, what else can i say? A fault confessed is half redressed. And i am quietly eating the humble pie now.

which merit are you talking about if people with high scores were refused the first list??

purplesummer: More often than not, women who end up in bad relationships had seen the red light earlier but chose to ignore it.
You can risk it but don't say you never got the signal.

follow back before I open my eye

Seun: No pls. But I will need to skip some questions.

oga seun, don't you think that it will be good if every member has his / her own private mailbox here on NL? You see its going to help. Like me for example, people have been sending me PM's but I can't see them, why? Because; 1. I can't remember the password to the email I used to open my NL account. Hope you're getting what am trying to say? Am trying to say that if that the messages were sent to my mailbox here on NL, I'll be able to attend to them as far as I can access NL. 2. Its a tedious task loading emails pages to access a message from a mobile phone, so have a private mail box here would save us that stress. Thank you for your time and understanding, have a nice day sir!

MizMyColi:
It was cool Thanks.
Yours?

it was cool too, thanks.

MizMyColi: Somebori is in Love o o
Oya Tell us more jorey




Good Morning Snad

bonjour ma'am! How was your night?

Kachisbarbie: Ahhh. Feel free to call it 'stalking'
I call it 'follow up', even the bible recommends 'follow up'...lol

Back to the matter, I'm indifferent about it...it's all about choice. I think we all have brains to make decisions @ every point in time.

just wanna say Hi

Dem no get price abi?

Abasstoheeb: Alhamdulillah!!! UNILORIN AS SENT ME D MESSAGE,I TNX GOD 4 MY LYF...ALHAMDULILAH...YUNGCHOP AM WAITING 4 U ALSO,AM SURE BY D GRACE OF GOD YORS ON D WAY...TO ALL ODERS STILL LUKIN 4 HPE ,I PRAY ALL IS WEL..

alhamdulilahi, He will do ours too.

wheesin: yes..i used awaiting but thats because of my maths...a frend of mine was given computer science nd he has no maths or chemistry.. can you imagine ?

now tell me you're kidding yungmilio2 amen bro, love ya #no_homo

[quote author=missEmjay][/quote]you sent me a PM right!? I can't view it dear, why don't you just tell me here

wheesin: bros...cool down.. we are in..dis are just those that met there's on jambs site..no new persons yet

ok bro, even prof was greeting me this morning that ku imura school o. As uil come dey do yama yama na ehn I no understand. You used awaiting too? Cos no awaiting result was given admission on the jamb site