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Lady Marieolae am still waiting ma'am

marieolae: Who want to expose breastt nd yansh here on NL. For wetin..sure

Na sack letter you want?

Yungmilio2: 1st of all I be Yoruba boy Rolling with the Abokisss
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why be say nah me go open gate
Girl way me I wan package you wan make I open your 1982 model T car use carry her go out
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Ur Elder bro l yungchop shey you don go buy fuel for old man car?
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in Jenifa's voice l what am I saw
well hope you don see food chop today?

I would have said we should "aluu" him but let's calm down like you just said

rkarang: Methinks we should calm down How about you

Genea: meaning y d celebration

don't worry you wwill understand soon, seun justwise mukina2 oya front page things and make my dream come true

Alimtoheeb: [b][/b][center][/center] :oFrom a confirmed n reliable source.....He said d list will be out by 25th aug ,2014....
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The man is a gateman in the skul sha

rkarang bro, what can you say about this? >:

Is that a question?>:

Genea: weally

Am making FTC

Nope that Lion leather, that very expensive one worth 32milli pounds , are u a united fan?

Opey4luv: Damn bro, was away on a special duty at the Stadium Of Light.
Hope you were able to improvise sha.
I trust you will boss, I'm sure you wore that crocodile leather shoes made in Australia.

As a gentle-man,I hate seeing a girl standing in
a bus when am comfortably seated, so i close
my eyes and sleep

wheesin: kai oga Sir.. i don wash ur keke tortoise finish.. just remain make u and oga madam to climb am..anytin for d boy cos my wife just born quadruplets o..taiye,eyiat,kehinde and ednihek... oya behinde ursef nd enter

you no sabi play ball ni?? Upon say na 7 u dey play o, your madam suppose born like 8.

MizyB: Lmao.. A girl as to Behind hasev up nau. On ma bday for dat mata. Du better gimmie ur Atm nd pin Jere!

oya rkarang come here... Bring all my atm cards and the key to ma car, wheesin my friend go and clean ma car, opey4luv bring ma shoe come, yungmilio2 abokii go and open the gate # opens the door of ma tortoise car, mizyB oya enter ma lady #

marieolae: hello

can you do me a favour?? I know you won't like to put your contacts up here, so please add me up BBM : 28FF9EDC or whatsapp : 08034 50 422 9 #anticipating

marieolae: hmm that way can never work for me sha

heLLO cutie

ggrin:

you know, we can't say

MizyB: Lol. *Insufficient Balance ooo

insu kini? Na heaven you wan buy?

#incase

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if I talk now e go like say I dey buLLy u but today is sunday. . . Just chill on Fhonhix 's post after that just hang yourself on the closest tree to you. # certified idiot with nafdac number . Thank me later for being so kind

I attended Offa Grammar School, offa. We no dey pay school fees! But before you talk shit the school has produced many eminent personalities like Justice Ayo Salami , Emir of Ilorin, Belgore , deputy gov of CBN and many more!! Even me YungChop the youngest millionaire aged 18

MizyB: Their papa!! Am aYear+ today!

Happy Birthday to me.


I pray God will grant me all my heart desires.
My fellow aspirants i also pray we wunt post 'pls when will 2015/16 jamb form be out?'

happy Birthday dear, WULLNP + GGMUB.. #hands her my master card # buy whatever you want on me

Mizmycoli to be sincere I'll take the bLUE PILL. I miss my mom like damn! There are times I just will she'll wake up so that I can tell her things that are bothering my mind but its just impossible. As the situation is now , she didn't witness my second school grade, she didn't see the wonderful grades I made, she didn't witness my matric, she won't witness my convo, she won't witness my marriage, she won't see my kids. Now tell me why I shouldn't take the blue pill?

Fhonhix: Na 39 teeth you get?
Hmmm... you be boss oo... boss teethman...

Buh wait oo, how your own teeth reach 39?
Some of your milk teeth no gree commot for the permanent ones?

no not that, am one of a kind you know below is a pic of what ma teeth looks like

Fhonhix: Really? It must be a very nice way of catching fun oo...

maybe because all the teeth in your mouth are still complete...

my 39 teeth complete kakaraka need proof Check ----------> you see any gap or space?

Fhonhix: I've forwarded them to your mail... if it'll give you troubles lemme know I'll post it here and wait for all dah think they are perfect...

shame on you man the mumu give you common general gas equations (gas laws) you self come dey feel like don1 , for you mind now you be brain box abi? if anybody dey uni and he no fit solve gas laws of SS1 ah cry 4 am! .................................................................................................................................. Was kidding Bro, don't mind me this is how I catch fun on a normal day by making people angry

Bro wheesin HBD bro, WULLNP, by Gods grace na 4 Hostel we go do the Next one! I'll personally get the party goodies from shoprite once again WULLNP #kisses #no_HOMO

mojisawlarh: really??.Am also from offa

am from offa too and currently there preparing for ma BErra BY FaR uni Admission

Fhonhix: Yes oo.. I was...

until Tonto dike almost featured me...
my career finish dah day

are you serious about tonto?

Lordseyad: eh eh.. School wey give me free admission last year .... lol......

peepz for this thread go Blast u now....

Abeg Pass through the back door, bye bye...

leave am, make rkarang alimtoheeb abassthoheeb opey4luv and the remaining erukus come, e no know say boys blood dey hot at the mean time

wheesin: you are derailing this thread...all candidates here are already preadmitted to unilorin..we no need ur scholarship bdyds are u d VC of that school..(no offence)

abeg helep me to yarn am the koko

tbabstobadt: i was told last year when i came for post ume dat.'YOU MUST ALWAYS WEAR SHOES, NO FLASHY COLOURED CLOTHES, NO MOVING AROUND WITH GIRLS N ODA CRAY SHII!

really?? Abeg you know ambali house?? I wan talk to guy, somethings need to be in place!!

sEe punchline abeg r u a rapper?

Fhonhix: Bros... you have many feelings oo... you must be very emotional