₦airaland Forum

mcfarlin: How is he a dumb skull

You've forgotten this is a forum

He's just bared his mind yet u find offense with someone you probably will never meet

Grow a brain will ya

die please, S2pid A55

EINSTEINPG: Am equally a mathematics candidate with 68% and i don't like that score a bit for i believe i should have put more effort, because i still had more than 20 minutes left when i finished answering the 50 questions and out of delusion i stupidly left the hall instead of going through the chosen options to detect any loopholes and mistakes. As i am typing this my mood is completely down. MORAL: For those who are yet to sit for the post utme, when you finish your work ahead of allocated time please and please don't be in a hurry to leave the hall, rather, wisely use the remaining time to double check your work.

fool, keep showing yourself, dumb skull

rkarang: Pin kor niddle ni

I'm using iPhone 3G; no what's app, no BBM---Can't upgrade moi iOS---

this boy sha, rkarang been dreaming since 1914

rkarang: You better watch your mouth, dude. Who knows, Angel Gabriel might be viewing this thread O?


I beggi joor, I still get one exam @ AAUA

there is nothing to fear angel gabriel na ma personal paadi e go understand. BOL bro @ur exam

softsparkyy: That guy is driving me crazy.

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rkarang: Perhaps it was a coincidence. Thanks for the reasonable quote tho.

Have a sweet night rest, brother!

eeeeeeeeessss oga drop ur pin, abi u wan use am hol ya trouser ni?

rkarang: That clinging girl wey you collect her number no go won gree O. She needs your attention at all times

bro, wich attention she need na? Ayaf not tell her the koko na. And i wount date any girl till 2020 so help me Sango

stoicism: Any idea on the putme cutoff for engine pls?

cool down, nobody has said anything about post ume cut off for now

Abasstoheeb: May God hep us abt wat u said nw

amen bro, faith believe and hardwork is the key

Twilights: Shey U Dy Part Of D First 10 In Ur Dpartment Ni?

I'll give it all it takes to be bro

engineerd: Don't get hit by a bus on your way out...monkey with internet....I don't blame ya....phuckin a5s wipe!

I think its time people start uploading their birth certificates to register on NL, cos I notice when kids like you are given chances to log onto the net, you tend to misbehave. Bloddy HURGLY animal. #spits

Opey4luv: What makes you say that, you haven't seen me, have you??

I'm dark, tall and handsome.

Which course did you applied for?

physiology bro, crossing to med and surg in lvl200

engineerd: I just called my parents and told them to get the phuck outta Nigeria...no questions asked .......There is only one life to live..

keep showing yourself, mofo

meforyou1: I don't respond to kindergarten rantings. GEJ will rule this country till 2019. And u can take oshimole's advice.
This country will remain one Nigeria till 2019. And then we split.

owkay have given you enough fame kid, I quit replying you henceforth #B|tC[-]

Opey4luv: Although not what I was expecting, still not too bad, 70%.

Thank Jah!

Alhamdullilah

my broda in Islam! Am happy for you. We share things together. My yoruba na is opeyemi same as u, my surname is abdullahi same as u, my pume score is 70 same as u, just that am cuter than u

meforyou1: u are d eediot because President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will rule this country till 2019

the last time I checked, I don't mingle with kids, so ogbeni kako bi chicken.

And an Eeeediot will still come here to say GEJ 2019!! Smh RIP to the dead, boko? Boko?? Boko How many times I call you?? Your days are numbered!

softsparkyy: Obayaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bae, the lord sent me to you! Are you ready to hear his msg ??

Idowuogbo: 2 sets of identical twins

One go resemble moi and d other one go resemble Oga

50-50 no cheating

yeah bae one go resemu me the other go resemu u. . #Team_no_shitting

ochilikoko: its high time we re-ammend our ways. God is really angry with His ppl

provide the source to your claim

rkarang: He's absolutely correct. However; they can still chance you, if you don't know how to go about it.


I think 10 from DE, 10 from Physiology & 10 from Anatomy will join 200 lv med students....


Mark you, it's not easy to get. You have to make a very strong first class or Upper division ( WAFELA ) . Cos some folks even deliberately chose those courses in order to cross to med sch @ 200lv.



#With God on our side, all things are possible

owk

tony1918: Must you type.when you know you less or no knowledge about the school..
1.You can't switch departments in the school only cases of physiology and anatomy which there best 10 students in 100level are transfered to medicine and surgery
2.Mathematics and computer science are not in the same faculty physical sci and CIS respectively

bro, are you sure?? I chose physiology cos I didn't meet the cut off for med and surg, had 70 in pume tho, you mean I can switch to med later right?

EnlightenedSoul: 5 sets of twins?
RIP uterus.


Good luck...

bae, we can do this

59, 750 dollars for a furniture?? Why I no cucuma go buy well furnished house 4 lekki wey suya change go remain self?? ? ?? ? ??

EnlightenedSoul: 2.5

na nairabet? as 4 moi I wanna have 10, gurlie can you visit the labour room 5times?? Cos na twins all of dem go be o, and I don see say na u be ma future wife.

That moment when you guys don't know what an anaconda is, that's a python not an anaconda, if na anaconda people go even stay to watch the fight??

purplesummer: You want some?

girl, ma name is Ope, you can call me pounds sterling or Dinar buh ma friends call me dollars. . I know you don't know buh ma father owns the liberty statue in new york and burg khalifa in dubai, will you be ma password??

Ifeconwaba: i took jamb in the 2012 i was going for economics at UNN but i didnt meet the cutoff the same year one federal university advertised a newly accredited course which was not my intention to study from the outset i applied and the gave me admission i settled for the course ; but my problem is the discouragement i always got from my parents because the say words like try to change that course because the think is a waste of resources the problem is that am in 200 hundred level and the jamb i wrote in 2013 was not good please fellow nairalanders help me out with your candid advise please this is really affecting my academic work and commitment to what am doing is lacking

y you come dey tell me?! Na me born u?

I heard ballons are cost now, maybe she wants to blow it and use it to replace ballons on their birthday.

shymexx: What kind of guy touches a woman's private part? - Or are you alluding to something else apart from the P-money?

Anyway, if you touch a woman's P-money, without her consent, especially if she doesn't know you like that. You deserve to be slapped!

However, touching the batty is allowed at all times, just to check if it's real or not. Too many fake batty out here, and a nyggah gotta check how real the selling point is, before paying. Lawd knows I be slapping that batty everywhere, and 'em chics don't get mad.They just smile and tell a nyggah to stop being naughty.

bros mi p-money bawo?? Eberu Olorun o! From punany to vjayjay to sacred hole to philips to p-money!! NLers giving botanical names since 12AD

It happened to me in a bus yesterday when I went for post jamb, I wanted to bring out my money to pay the cab man na so I go do thumb print for the sacred hole area o, na so I start tell her Aunty am sorry ma she was so embarrassed that she got down immediately, thank God na only me and her know werin shele others were trying hard to know what happened