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MISSYTOSIN: hahahaha, been Busy, resend ur BBm pin .

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princessayesha: #teamnovoting

they will share rice o

Emenike1990: Ebola virus has entered her head. She'll transfer it to her Dorohusband. DoroBuhari will transfer it to his other wives. His wives will transfer it to Buhari's DoroBokoboys. BHboys will transfer it to Chibok girls. C.girls will transfer it to the whole northerners. And finally, it goes to the whole APC members both home&abroad. winksSS

I can proudly tell the world that you are just 15. So you need to grow up and read for your forthcoming waec and jamb, ok?? Thank me later

Girl crush?? Ok, let me keep watching. Man crush?? Where will such a feeling come from??

Ferano and the rest me too need likes o!! Am not drop dead handsome looking buh papa God try for me na na me be champion for our area (bariga) oya let the likes roll in

Famouspecky: NOTE: BE HONEST IN YOUR JUDGEMENT AN ADVICE PLEASE;


I met this guy back then in school, we were so good an just friends". after graduation I came back home, we promised ourselves we gonna be good an staying in touch. Buh after a year we lost contact.

to cut the story short, last month, I met him at a mall in Abuja, he came for a business in the country,

we chat an I gat to know he is already married, with a kid.
he told me, his wife hook him up with the baby an he has no choice Buh to marry her. we exchange contact an he left to his country. two weeks later, he called to tell me that he always love me.

Buh always shy to tell me, because of my family, the will never accept him considering many factor.

I believed him. four days ago, he called to tell me his coming to Nigeria, he did, Buh to my greatest surprised, he presented me a car as a gift.


really I did not accept it, Buh I really need a car. my friends keep telling me to accept it Buh I think there's a price tag on every gift.


he is married with a kid, an am single with a boyfriend though.

am so so confused, he already told me he loves me Buh he is married, if I accept his gift I already will put myself in Buh if I reject, I don't know what will happen.


In sincerity I need a car.

madam a car?? You sabi lie o abi na toy car

Una don finally abandon this thread abi?? No problem

macsika: You're Kasaridaphobic,its normal for kids

am a kid abi?? Its nothing

Please house, I can kill chicken, goat, ram, lion etc, buh I can't kill a cockroach, please what am I?? Woman wrapper?? Super man?? Others (specify). And any suggestion of how to overcome the fear of cockroaches??

#team_Black

robosky02: my dear am just amazed by the action of this kid (fijiano202)
instead of contributing to the thread or quite hes been insulting every one haba

guy grow up pls

my nigga, don't blame the dude pls, you know how it feels to write jamb 5times?? This is his 7th time bro so just bear with him

Op, see what your thread can cause..

The thread is becoming boring o, let's kip it up and running guys, like students already in should share some pics, tell some historical events about the school, tell us how lively it is etc,or sum aspirants should tell us what they find amusing about the school and some stories they heard about it too, let's just keep this thread running till admission begins

kolykoldy: Oh,good....so at last I fit fvck this girl..what more can make me happy....if you see this girl.....She carry front,she carry back,she too package,but ramadan aiin't being helping....The time is now.....make I come from church first....

my broda really?? I pray God will have mercy on you

Benbobola: wow...my very first day on nairaland and all i have been doing is laughing. in d morning, i exhausted a whole full phone battery reading posts and comments and now dat it is charged, this again? so hilarious, guys! am happy to join d family wow...my very first day on nairaland and all i have been doing is laughing. in d morning, i exhausted a whole full phone battery reading posts and comments and now dat it is charged, this again? so hilarious, guys! am happy to join d family

my brother, who asked you?

Opey4luv: I cannot possibly seem to phantom the reason why you guys take so much pleasure in e-fights.
Yungchop, I'll suggest that you guys bury the hatchet and move on, there is more to life than the few minutes of fame ( and likes) you'll get for your insulting and sarcastic posts on NL.

Dr'Hesjay, do you still remember this sobriquet, from the 2013/2014 thread.

moti gbo

Opey4luv: I cannot possibly seem to phantom the reason why you guys take so much pleasure in e-fights.
Yungchop, I'll suggest that you guys bury the hatchet and move on, there is more to life than the few minutes of fame ( and likes) you'll get for your insulting and sarcastic posts on NL.

Dr'Hesjay, do you still remember this sobriquet, from the 2013/2014 thread.

let past tense be past tense please, thank you.

mzjaney: * runs to check dp* Holy molly Gosh U are so freaking......

such a complement God is wonderful, no be me o, its the lords doing thanks.

Vivly: You are Nature's gift to females.

thank you.

Prowizy2: No offense!! Will you marry my sister or me??

ma niggah you gay?? Your sister will faint if she see me oh

That moment when this nigguhs don't know black beauty when they see one, #admit it YOU ARE FEELING THE BOY! #GBAM

O boy rice na rice, any one you cook na to dey shove dey go . MODIFIED; omo First to comment!! #dancimg shoki on top of barb wire #Barka Da SallaH

All NL guys are Ugly?? Check my profile pic and have a re-think

Yungmilio2: its okay man
thou you started the ish.
no need for emotional feeling here
just and e-fight
let's move ahead

I started buh I didn't insult his parents, I believe a matured mind doesn't do parental diss. We moving bro, thanks.

mcfarlin: Thanks bro I got your point

Funny thing is am not a violent fellow but am very playful that's why I carried on the convo in my own ridiculous way.

that's why u had to diss ma late mom and ma dad right?? Its alright. Past tense na past tense sha. I'll try every possible mean to avoid you henceforth, buh ma apology still stands. Cheers!

I hope this girl never go school o? I don't want anything to happen to ma future wife #princessayesha

princessayesha: Am I welcome? Just one side dimple

na where the side dimple dey??

UjSizzle: Good question


It's actually a bit of both for me. The looks starts the process and the character seals it. One without the other really doesn't work for me
Say I might like a guy I haven't yet met(character at work) and then I meet him(looks) and the zing just flat out dies
On the plus side, one doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous to get my attention...the basic's just fine

see this one forming, after u go say na mama nkechi for village no let you see man marry u

EINSTEINPG: Apology accepted bro. Please it is about time you forgave and forgot what may have transpired in your exchange with mcfarlin for i intuitively know that he is a good fellow with a proactive mind. It wasn't his intention to be rude or insultive to you. You guys just misconstrued each other. Please apologize and earn my respect forever.

owkay bro, buh did you see the post where he dissed ma parents?? I should still apologize?? Owkay I'll , mcferlin bro, even though you are a kid, am sorry accept ma apology

FrancisTony: Chineke

u fear ni? The guy na idiota na, I swear!! I'll pluck his teeth mark ma words! The only way out is that if I don't recognize him throughout our stay in school.

EINSTEINPG: Everbody is naturally insultive but being insultive is not an enviable attribute, hence, the need to control ourselves when reacting to comments we probably do not share any sentiment with. Perhaps it would have been prudent of you if you consciously limit your barrage of insults to me and refrain from assailing mcfarlin who out of brotherly love was trying to remind you what you stand to gain by respecting other people's opinion. Of course i may not agree with what you said but i will defend your right to death to say it for you are entitle to your opinion. But labelling me a fool and skum bag that was too harsh bro.Or am i dating your girlfriend? I don't need a reply to that am just being rhetorical. Please bury the hatchet with mcfarlin and let move on with more useful things. Did you actually read my post objectively before you jumped into conclusion? I did chastise myself before warning others to avoid falling into the same depth of delusion.

bro, from the bottom of my heart please accept my apology am sorry bro, buh for mcfarlin?? He should just die buh if he doesn't I'll pluck his teeth on matric day, its a promise

Ibime: Who can forget when I founded this league, cultivated this league, then handed it over the Mods to run, all because I thought it would be better for Mods to officiate entry using their PM rights. No worry. . . . God dey.

Now they dulled the league and made the thing boring. Even trying to get rid of the founding father through playerhating.

Last season thread only reached 53 pages. Everyone was bored after January.

I started this league, the thread went to 100 pages, we had to open a new thread which ran for another 44 pages.

https://www.nairaland.com/302710/nairaland-fantasy-football-league-2009


When I started this thing, I made it fun, started the banter, advertised the thing - and guess what, I'm one of the best, if not the best player ever in this game. Now they want to get rid to make space for some middle performers. 10 Aston Villas or Stoke Citys cannot contribute what Chelsea contribute to a season.

My contribution to FPL is immeasurable. FPL without Ibime is like China without rice. You don't just jettison such a key cornerstone because some failures prefer beurocratic mediocrity. I started the company!!

I made everybody feel included in this game. Some ninjas came here to enjoy the banter, even ninjas who dont use Nairaland because of the environment I created here in FPL's inaugural season. The same Muki zealously towing the beaurocratic line (She how she attacked me in her opening speech) is the same Muki I mollycuddled into this game, made her feel included, even opened poll begging the FPL players to show how much they miss her when she quit FPL once over a minor fracas.

bro, this is nigeria. Nigerians been deekriding since 1963