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Sunkyphil: Private part loun loun

abi o! Na only the guy climb bike come??

standd: Lmao
I think this idea is better than mine

ma broda life is too short to be stressed mehn

I'll play ijo shoki by orezi for the mofo, he'll dance happily thinking he has done a good thing, when he's tired and goes to slip, I'll just packing him inside indomie carton, and take him to where I'll exchange him for another tv

rkarang: Oya 1000 Tuales for you brova

So you still wear your lascivious thought go take PUME (holy period ) .




#JustKidding

ma brova, dem no write am for quran say make we no woo babe during fasting na!! As far as ya mind is clean, just woo and nothing else. Can't wait to meet you guys oo, funny people. Werin even dey make me collect number was that I was completely lost!! As I enter the place wey I see crowd I started looking like a thief, people noticed it that I was feeling lost, I just decided to woo babe than to be anxious ma broda

Kachisbarbie: I see nobody by your side
But I'm with you when you are all alone
And you correct me when I'm looking wrong . I just say make I comment, as I done show already.

babe u cray mehn

Sorry brov, hope we cool?

Yungmilio2: just say you didn't go in with calculator
and you never care to know if you can go in with calculator
I didn't write
doesn't mean I don't know what to take along to the exam hall

I use am collect chick number ni o

deedrizzie: ah ahn!!...don't tell me u threw that DRESS CODE paper away?!!!....i kept mine n used it to solve...n thank God...i got 86%

stoicism: Calculator is allowed ? Bro do u mean it that people sat for the exam with calcs

no calculator ask people, that nigga that said calculator didn't write pume with us so mind what you listen too

stoicism: Pls is any form of writing material allowed for rough works, like plain paper and pencil?

ma broda nothing like that!! I had 5maths question, since no plain paper to work or calculator to solve, I just dashed them the 5questions make dem chop am!! I dashed dem 10marks!! Imagine that, if I had done the maths I woulda scored 80, buh I still thank God for the 70 he gave me!!! Am so greatful

MizMyColi: I meant that I mind, which means, I'm not interested.

I no hear engrish be that o abi? I know what you meant by 'I mind' just pasted the pin maybe you might change ya mind. Its alright

MizMyColi: I do

28FF9EDC

MizMyColi: Thanks

mind if we go privvy?

MizMyColi: End Time.

babe sup?

watchthisposter: Lyk am ni? Wetin we go call dat 1? Love at first post?

nigguh u cray mehn

Am I the only one who find this funny? . Now @op have you ever been in a relationship with a poor guy? If you lie may u miss your menses for 6months

Abasstoheeb: Wow..Congratulation bro,i pray we shal al admited...wats yor jmb scr and yor State

jamb score 190, osun state

Abasstoheeb: i wish you d best bro,make u tel us d scr wen is out

bro I just received this!! ABDLLAHI USMAN OPEYEMI your Pre-Admission Screening Result is 70%Wishing you all the best.Unilorin Management. Bro!! Congratulate me please!!

Abasstoheeb: I tnk God..my Scr was 60% in PUME and 231 in UTME goin for Physiology...God wil do d rest in a gud way and others..AMIN

going for physio too, just finished ma post ume few mins ago, Mayy Allah help us bro

Kachisbarbie: She better learn how to perform that exotic s*x act... inshort she should strip dance for the nigg@ , @ a pt marriage could start becoming boring esp that s*xual aspect...she might be needing stunts like that.

shey u sabi strip dance??

Enypie: You're not the Op.
kilode

owkay, oya use the pin hold your skirt #yeye

mencade5: u dont want us to start discussing our private matters here do you?

don't tell me that you guys did chaminabamoon!!

Enypie: I have her contacts.
But she's not as friendly as she looks.

gv me her pin

My own na when me and ma gf do chaminabamoon for level 100 she cum get belly, (see gbege ) na so the parents come ma house dey shout say I must marry her ( was just 17 then) Imagine that!! Na so we accept fate o, na ehn one day she come go london go complete her studies, till now she still dey there what am trying to say is dat she left me with the cute baby girl to be taking care off since then!! Av been a singlr father. #zainabu wakes me up " oga boss, daddy is calling you down stairs!# to the youths in the house ma advice is avoid chaminabamoon at a tender age it can cause unwanted chiki, kun gane ko?? Yaowa

Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her . Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.

ma nigguah no let the babe destroy your baban gida o

Kachisbarbie: Even my ancestors are aware that I like my guys dark...don't do fair/white/coloured guys pls. Then the beards - #Turnoff#

check ma pic maybe am the right guy for you, I bam abi?

Kachisbarbie: Even my ancestors are aware that I like my guys dark...don't do fair/white/coloured guys pls. Then the beards - #Turnoff#

check ma pic maybe am the right guy for you, I bam abi?

Kachisbarbie: Paro my main man...so how e go be na? #lovestruck# ....lol. Congrats dear. I scored 42.86 though, I wish they gave me a break down, even though am sure the verbal was my p, i didn't even read the damn passage...hahaha.

yhis babe aint loyal

wheesin: i didn't write today..am writing 2moro..i tot i saw ur name on last year 2013/2014 thread

in ilorin or lagos?? If ilorin, which batch?? Let's meet ma nigga