₦airaland Forum

Midehi:
why will i miss his face when i know d deadly mission i want to embark...i will target d face wella

And want if he's not affected by the sand??

The end is

Midehi:
Kiss...i dnt know how to kiss oooo

Bring ur mouf and lemme teach you coz you've been missing a lot bae..

NB: A girl you are kissing for up to five minutes that doesn't close her eyes is a witch - Yusphull

Midehi:
i wil jeje go outside,pack sand &pour in his eyes unexpectedly,he wil be blind to fight,den me & my boo wil hammer him & run away...i dnt accept defeat.

Lolsss.... I pity ur condition .... Assuming ur hand missed his face nko ??..

#RIP Niccur#...

If you see where a woman is giving birth abroad , even as a man you will feel like getting pregnant ..
In abroad, For only one woman in labour , you will see an Obstetrician , a gynecologist , a general Surgeon , A Specialist Surgeon , An Anesthetist , A Registered Nurse /Midwife,plus Social Welfare Officer and So On– And they pet woman in labour “that’s why it is called Delivery Room over there”……………….

But in Nigerian my Country it is called "Labour Room” and if you see what women go through here, you will agree wit me that it should also be call “Confession and Trial Room”
Nigerian nurses makes pregnancy look like a criminal offence ,, and the worse thing is that they are everywhere both in private and government hospital ..
For Instance, when a woman who is in labour is brought to the hospital , they will throw her into the labour room and lock her up like a criminal awaiting trial and they will go to the reception and be gossiping or go into the Dr’ s office and be tutoring until the woman will start shouting like a goat. And when they go to see her, its not that they wants to go help her but to insult her:
“You go dey hear things like”
Na me do you?
When u dey do am, you no shout oooo!!!
The man wey do u dey here o!
Madam push o! Abeg open ur leg joor!
Abi you wan kill ur pekin? ..
You better push now or i go leave you here o!

→TRUE OR FALSE ? —

Tymax:
Or asking about who called us. I can't stand this. I go vex.

Lolss... Jealousness is inbuilt for all our ladies..


Girl: Who r you talking to on phone
You: Your "Helper"
Girl: How do you mean " My helper" are you talking to God??
You: She's the one helping my ministry whenever you are OFFLINE...#gbam#

# my2cent#

IrinaDeverenko:
Abi? na so

You agree with my points??

holar2ge:
Girls that chew gum and make one kind irritating loud noise with it can be Fing annoying...Hate that shiit to d core!

Lolsss.. Some of them will even keep it when they want to eat either at the edge of the plate or at the back of their ear....

#Awon smellous#

Midehi:
i no dey follow back,na front i dey follow ooo.

Anyhow wey you dey, make i sha dey see ur pwetty little bumbum...

vizkiz:
Why will they flog those harmless people

This is why Nigeria will keep staying backward...stuffs like this don't happen here in mexico

You were meant to write Oke-Imesi abi

Midehi:
i catch am jor

Wagbayi dear..... Oya follow back

Fabdedon:
Ehhh so the one i use my mouth tell am nah for the gods bah

Yeah in Olamide's work.... #story for the gods #

Midehi:
Yea i agree..
thumb up!!

** big hugs**

Midehi:
Smilez!!!

You agree with me ?? # dancing shoki#

Fabdedon:
Abi same over here.. I am always like
What will it profit you from leaving the vidoe section in my phone to message inbox

Its because she wants to feel save and also to confirm that you r not chopping other kpekus outside....

# no to side-chick#

MzPreshie:
Alright, I give up. Whatever you say.
But hey, what kinda girls do you hang with?

Holy girls.. Those conc. SU / Alhaja's that doesn't where earrings .. #juz kidding #

I love the free type, jovial, lively and very stubborn geh...

Midehi:
Its true anyway bt d way u said it is like u cheatin...
for me i dnt go thru his fone atall cos i dnt evn want to see...
dou i know hes faithful bt u know sometimes chattin online can be dirty.

Yeah .... You gerrit

Those dirty things you talked about (coz i am to raw ) is what am avoiding coz you know yourselves ( ladies) na ... seeing dirty chat like this, heaven will be let loose even though you are not dating or having an affairs with the chatter ....

so its better to tell him/her not to check ur phone in other to forestall such occurrences .....

#shalom#

Fabdedon:
hehehe only God knows what is inside your phone sha..
Ama free dude ah dont hide anyfin !

Nothing is inside my phone joor besides i dont even use password on it ..... Just that I hate ladies stalking or suspecting me ...

I free pass you....

MzPreshie:
And I suppose guys do it all right? God-sent angels, aint they?

Lolss... Nobody is proving holy or innocent here but there are something's that are not feminist in nature...

Laughing out loudly like an overfeed gorrila....

Farting publicly like a she goat is very bad...

Eating like an hungry lion... . ..... A Gurl finished 2 packs of hungry-man size Indomie on a seat and I was like who is this glutton coz I can't even finish one hungry-man pack....

As a lady you need to inculcate some act of decency and stop acting like a bitch in our presence....

#no insult meant#

shalom

Midehi:
that means you are not faithful,you are cheating on her

Its not cheating it is called RESPECT……

If you respect your spouse or ur gf there are certain things you guys shouldn't do to each other... Tell her outrightly what you don't want and mind you, you should also be guided/abide by your laws coz he/she is ur helping mate...

#no to dictatorship #

MzPreshie:
Na wah oo. Girls do this, girls don't do this. Hnw does one ever do it right for you guys?

If you are doing it right bae, ur instinct will tell you dear...

dechandel:
Hopefully..you all will get busy with your lives before the week runs out

waris this one saying....

Fabdedon:
you are right you know !
Its really none of her business

Wagbayi bro..... And if she insisted then leave her and let her face the reality of been strong headed...

ireneony:
Ladies don't do this, ladies don't do that
Romance section is really getting bori

This is no attack. Its an enlightenment and a way of strengthening marital unions in a non-conventional format that most people are scared away to talk about...

Dahjhi:
wanna form another counter thread so quick? The problem is we guys felt we can do anyhow; nothing spoil nah swag...

You r mouthed

sucess001:
that farting is the worst...


i once picked a babe who fart while i was driving....


my brother...even the AC didt appreciate the fart...till today, i havnt seen the girl again o...

Lolsss.... Iso eleyi gidi gan oooo....

PrettyClare7:
Same for the ladies. We dont appreciate same.

Noted ma....

Fabdedon:
. checking out inbox of social networks and phone message
. Going through our phone contact.
. When you call or text or watch a movie when we are discussing some thing serious
.when you hide/run to pick calls
.when you dont want us to meet your friends
. When you take our friends for granted.
. When you.. Emm wait let me sip fayrous!

I've once told my babe that if you check my phone inbox or any of my social networks private messages and you see what you r not suppose to see; that's your own headache coz its my phone and not yours ...