₦airaland Forum

Amefrica: You are on a very lllllllllllloooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggg thing..

Long tin my arse

Nadia_SA1: mine is not black jooR its whiter than ur teeth !

Like say I never see am.....

Amefrica: Last time I checked, no harm in bathing with your girl.

WTF ....Bathing wiv who ??.......

martronilla: Amefrica is a tiger while Bola is lion

Ayam the LION joorrrrr......

Nadia_SA1: black like charcoal abi

Yes Ooooo..... Berry berrry BLACK like ya own...

Amefrica: Anything for you baby.

See wetin punnany wan turn my brother into... ......chai **scrubber boy**

martronilla: y m I numb 1? I dnt even know how a cond0m looks like

You wey dey use am do blom blom.....

babycee: "baddest" hmmmm! Its obvious... I am the
coolest

Agreed wiv yu jawe bur maybe yu dey form saint for here sha Ooooo

martronilla: u guessed right bt actually, it wasnt a cup.. It was a basin he poured it in... So when ever m thirsty, I go take a
sip...

** faints** ....... Baddest babe ever liveth.....**pukes**

Nadia_SA1: 1.martronilla
2.Babycee
3.Naddy bby I'm actually a gud girl

Good gurl my left black yansh....

Amefrica: Craze dey ya lungs

Craze dey ya oesophagous

martronilla: I dnt want a lion jare... A lion does well only
during d 1st round... After that, it is sluggish

My own lion can go non-stop for 2hours.... A trial can convince yu....

martronilla: Tell me abt it... I culdnt walk for weeks after d last time we did 'it'... I was using a wheel chair... He is a tiger

....

So you wanna marry a tiger when a lion is calling you.... Abi yu wan mak I kill the tiger ni.....


Abeg who is the baddest among them Nadia, Martronilla, Babycee ??....

Nadia_SA1: #dead

**sprinkle water on her head and brush her teeth wiv our toilet brush*** ** wake up and shouting my name***

matronilla: from my boifrnd to u :
Hell NO! Goddamnit!

What did I tell yu? Amefrica that bleep around is ya boifrnd thaa....

Come now b4 I change my mind.....

martronilla: Hahaha... Lemme ask my boifrnd... Amefrica darling, shudda e-date him?

Don't let him spoil ya market joor.... Come to daddy NOW.....

martronilla: Nah! I want a 9ja guy

Will yu e-date me??

**kneel down wiv one Mango leave in my hand***

190: *Looks left and right to see who's watching**
Do you understand that im a Casanova

Jan8: : Oh ur alter egO cassOnOva. . .yup i
perfectly understand. . .am nOt askin u tO
marry me!! (waves dismissively). . .just a lil
get-tO-knw-u-mOre fOr dis seasOn is all

Ghen ghenz !!! E - dating...

Observing tinx

190: hey guys!!

come back its not what you're thinking

After sending her PM abi

Hello Derailers...... Wataguan ...

Any goodies and any pwetty chick wiv soft palm couple wiv big barca in the room...

I need a warm massage ??

The Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal,
Monday, accused the Executive arm of
government in Nigeria of paying lip service
to the fight against corruption.
Tambuwal who was speaking at the 2013
International anti-corruption day organized
by the Nigerian Bar Association, NBA, in
Abuja, siad the Economic and Financial
Corrupt Practices Commission (EFCC)
officials are corrupt.
He said “I am happy that EFCC is here
because they are also corrupt. Let us start
by asking them what happens to grants they
receive from donor agencies which are
neither budgeted nor accounted for? That is
corruption.”
“This is why we have asked the House
Committee of EFCC to look into some of
these issues and report back to the House.
He added, “EFCC said it has started
implementing the report on probe of the fuel
subsidy regime. Let me say it here today
that what EFCC said it is implementing is not
the House report which exposed the
enormous fraud in the system, but the one
by Mr. Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede. We have
done our job, go and do yours.”
Tmabuwal further questioned the outcomes
of other probes embarked upon by the
National assembly that are yet to be
implemented even in the Executive arm of
government.
“What has happened to all the exposed
corruption cases? The Pension Scam, recent
and obvious fraud in the Aviation sector,
that of the Security and Exchange
Commission, SEC, where trillions of Naira
from private investors were suspected to
have been mismanaged. When we
commenced investigation into the matter,
what became of paramount importance to
the EFCC was allegation that one of our
members collected money as estacode to
travel but failed to do so.
The Speaker continued, “Our members were
immediately rushed to court for prosecution,
meanwhile, the top government officer that
was found culpable in the main fraud for
which the National Assembly called for
public hearing, nothing has happened to her
till date.”
He went on to speak about the Oduahgate
scandal and Arunma Oteh, “I cannot hear or
read anywhere that she was invited by the
EFCC or that any member of SEC was even
invited. We at the National Assembly, for
the sake of probity and accountability,
agreed that budgetary allocation to the
Commission should be suspended, only for
us to hear that the Executive found a leeway
of funding the agency. We are currently
investigating that.”
“Coming to what happened in the Aviation
industry recently, do we need an angel to
report to EFCC that something happened
there?”
He said theFederal Executive Council, FEC,
“which is not even known to the law, should
not be used as a forum for approving and
clearing contracts.”

Source: http://newswirengr.com/2013/12/09/president-jonathan-supports-corruption-house-speaker-tambuwal/

50calibre: You must be kidding!! You look hungry mate,
what are you working out for, are you trying to be
a complete skeleton? I'm thinking of starting an
online campaign for you
#OperationFeedEyesWideOpen.
Now take down that pic before United Nations
display ya pix on TV to ask for aid.

ROTLMAO

coolandcute: yeah now u are talking,very nice picture,u look good bro!!!-i will rate that picture 1.2/10 u tried a lot!!!!

see as him dey shine eye like something wey dem dey use clean menstrual period!!!!!

Abeg leave the guy jawe but truth be told the guy head is wonderful n his nostril sef na die...

kreami diva: Hey! Good morning all. What do people come here to do

To hv fun, share our experiences (Good or Bad] and things bothering us
... Welcome on board...

Mariah: Good morning everybody .

Good marwin.... Awayu and hws ur 9te !

mazizi tonene: Na ribs u see

Walahi this post made my day.....

This is ribs pack.....

Ribs Cracking......

The Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE”..Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you know

"We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a
paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'. Please forward this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. PASS THIS AROUND AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS THIS CAN HELP IN AN EMERGENCY"..From the Federal Road Safety Commission.

XLR8: Hope she doesnt try something funny like DIVING. Else the water in the pool will splash out entirely leaving the pool empty

LKWMAO....... Badt guy....

Lertee: No need to sweat it dude,i'm jealous of the
pregnant asssss,are you happy now?
You can as well post your babe's asss here
let's compare

.

... Longest time pweety queen, where hav yu been

Tolexander: post the picture of your a55
here to see if you don't belong to the class
of those commenting out of jealousy.

... You go fear Oooo if yu see her behind.... Na me talk am...

190: ^Get out of my thread this minute

martronilla: not too fine... I need a boifrnd and ma ex whom I still love doesnt wanna take me back

Hey sweerie, will yu be my CARO ??.....

***kneel down wiv one red flower in my hand (don't even know the name)***

mimicue: If I hear why will I follow ....

Yu don hear am....

Can we talk in camera....

Mondisweets: Not sure I know her

It may be true sha but I remember vividly that we used to play that T or D game thread very well....

Nadia_SA1: u just want my food Joor

Ur food cannot belle full me joorr...

Mondisweets: I'm okay. Who is Maria please?

Oops ... I tot yu gurls are fwends.....

Any goodies @ALL

Nadia_SA1: we dey sleep

**sprinkle water on ya head** wake up wake up

Hey Mondi awayu n hws ya fwend Maria-goretti ??

Top of the morning to you all....

Stroll in..... Anybody here

Cikoloko: na blood go comot from him eye..d guy is jes shy...

Shy my foot.... Abi he's a big fool....

Blood keeee....

Uncanny Genius: The guy is right, Once bitten twice or more shy. If you are interested in other Nigerian guy, this is my number: +2348160634194(Chidozie). Look at my signature below.

Your name shud be Uncanny Idiot.. Foolish boy na so toto scarce for ya area reach wey yu con dey paste ya number here ....

BTW, what givs yu the impression that she's real and not a scammer??

You better be wise and don't let ur "Erection lead ur Direction"

Ruq: You guys can hold your advice, cant you see she ain't replying I doubt if the hymen is still there, plus its a year late.

You're observant Oooo .......

The hymen is long gone

I've break my GLO sim since last 2months simply because they told me am a debtor of #374.40k and I called their Customer Care rep to lodge my complaint but to no avail coz they didn't know wat to say .... They are just transferring me to themselves.... Incompetent Personnel...

The Funniest part ws wen I load #100 card on it and to my own dismay they just deduct the money and still showing me "Am a debtor of #274.40k"... GLO ur FADA.....

DM them on twitter, it doesn't yield anything coz they didn't reply me unlike when am having problem wiv my MTN line and I mention them on twitter they replied me immediately under 1min and resolve the problem...

My question nw is, how can a prepaid customer be a debtor?..... GLO is a THIEF.....

mimicue: If he loves he will buy it or better still rob cbn

190: shey u go ready follow am enter prison

Best answer .... Will you ??

Answer now maybe I can consider ya request