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pretydiva:
She's jst like me..be happy u ve such a gal as ur gf

Can u prove that to me??

Samsleek7:
That's When Buhari will receive the real bashing! No LIAR Mohammed, Tinubu and all his APC goons to speak 4 him. I doubt if buhari is eloquent enough sef. It's not Shouting A-Fee-C and talking by proxy, it's not writing sponsored statements. Na you go dey dia! We shall see who the real 'Clueless' one is. Thank God 4 Debates!

#EnoughOfStateBurials
#SayNoToAnIlliterateRulingProfessors
#GEJTill2019

Where were you when Buhari was speaking/flowing fluently without looking at any draft paper on the non - violence campaign programme organized in Abuja last week ??

Ur dullness no get duplicate #dumboo#


Sai Buhari

It appears there is never a bad time to have s*x, be it in the
morning, afternoon or night, and being one of the most pleasurable
obligations in marriage, couples have had it at such times some
people may consider ‘ungodly.’
In as much as s*x has no definite time or venue before it can be
enjoyed, findings have shown that men want it regularly in the
morning, while women crave for it at night.
The question then is, why is it that men want s*x and are good to
go for it first thing in the morning while the women often want to get
in the mood late in the evening?
In justifying their findings, some scientists attributed men’s early
morning desire to two things – hormones and because it could
make a day better. The result of the study was published in the
Mirror UK.
It is no news that men usually wake in the morning with an er*ction,
feeling amorous, which is occasioned by the testosterone hormone
in their body, and since a hard-on is also instrumental to s*x, that
pleasurable act may just be lurking in their thoughts.
The study noted that a man’s level of s*x hormones is at the
highest when he wakes up while a woman’s is at the lowest.
Notably, higher testosterone levels equals higher s*x drive. Even
though both men and women have testosterone, it is more present
in men, known as the s*x drive or male hormone.
One of the researchers, Ashley Grossman, a professor at St
Bartholomew’s Hospital, London, said even before a man opens his
eyes in the morning, his level of testosterone is at its peak –
between 25 per cent and 50 per cent – more than at any other time
of the day.
He explained that the pituitary gland in a man’s brain – which
governs the production of the male s*x hormone – has been
switched on in the night and its levels have been rising steadily until
dawn.
Hence, a low levels can be linked to a lack of sleep because good
sleep boosts the level of the testosterone hormone in a man’s body,
which can often cause an er*ction and a tendency to make the men
more aggressive in pursuing s*x.
“Women also make testosterone – the main s*x drive hormone –
but produce a fraction of the amount and it rises by only a tiny bit
overnight, and it is also kept in balance by oestrogen and
progesterone.
“Men need only a normal amount of testosterone to feel like having
s*x, and the raised levels in the morning means most men will wake
with er*ctions, which informs part of the reasons they want s*x
then.
“Studies found that the longer and deeper a man has slept, the
higher his testosterone levels and research in the Journal of the
American Medical Association shows getting more than five hours’
sleep can raise the hormone levels by an extra 15 per cent,”
Grossman said.
While contributing to the study, a female consultant gynaecologist
based in Birmingham, Gabrielle Downey, said male and female
levels are at their highest at opposite ends of the day, so they are
out of synch.
She said that while the hormones secreted during men’s sleep at
night trigger their s*x-in-the-morning mood, it takes more than
hormones for women to be in the mood. She noted that some
studies have shown that a woman’s testosterone levels are likely to
increase on the anticipation of s*x with her man.
This probably means that whilst at work or closing from work,
women who envisage having s*x with their partner later in the
evening tend to have more testosterone levels, thus, a higher s*xual
drive.
Therefore, as evening approaches, while a woman’s testosterone
level is heading towards its highest point, even if slowly, a man’s is
dropping to the lowest level of the day. But regardless of the fact
that men’s testosterone levels are now at their lowest, it is
interesting to know that they are still more likely to have s*x in the
evening.
“It’s been said that women need a reason and men just need a
place – I think that’s true because regardless of the low male
testosterone, they are still responsive,” says Gabrielle.
Should the s*xual act happen eventually, the bonding hormone,
oxytocin, is released, prompting most men to sleep after the s*x.
The release of oxytocin after s*x aids sleep, which is the reason why
many men are notorious for falling fast asleep after making love.
According to a love network expert, Ms Michele Weiner-Davis,
couples should discuss how they would meet their respective needs
since the time of their interest varies.
“Each of them should be willing to do it once at the time of day
when the other is ready. And if they are really exhausted or in a
rush when the partner wants it, they can say no, but suggest a
better, but not distant time that will work,” she said.
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*PASTOR : good day Doctor.
*DOCTOR : good day Sir, please sit down.
Pastor sits....
*PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me..
*DOCTOR: yes Sir, its about #Sister_Jane 's Lab result, its out.
Meanwhile, I called you here because I had a chat with her and she
said some things about you.
*PASTOR: #starts_sweating,,, what things? Is she okay? Is she
pregnant? Ah,,, ah,, I mean what's in her Lab result?
*DOCTOR: well, Sir, is it true that you're having carnal knowledge of
Sister_Jane?
*PASTOR: Heaven forgive you! How can you level such a
preposterous accusation against a man of God? Is that what she
told you?!! Wait, wait, wait,
are you sure she is not having some brain damage or something?
Talk to me my friend!!!
*DOCTOR: sorry Sir, its just that she is HIV 1 & 2 positive and she
said
you've been having carnal knowledge of her...
*PASTOR: #Hands_on_the_head,,, Chineekeee.... please don't say it
loud, walls have ears. Do you mean I'm going to die? Doctor please
help me, I don't want to die, please. I have 6 children in primary
and secondary,,, please help me.
*DOCTOR: so you admit you did it, Sir?
*PASTOR: yes Sir, I did it Sir. It's the work of satan, I ,,, I did it Sir...
Please help me, I don't want to die, please Doctor...
*DOCTOR: its alright Sir, I will help you, you're not going to die. She
is only three months pregnant and you are responsible.
Congratulations Sir.. At least, it's not HIV.
Pastor faints........ Hehehe...
Describe This Doctor!

dorlapoh20:

Thanks dear...

Enjoy the rest of the night...

dorlapoh20:

Don't gimme that look joor

Oya smile

vislabraye:
O boy, take ya time Oh. You dey listen to my conversation ?

**Faints***

dorlapoh20:
give her hypo +jik + garri+sk and her life will never remain the same

Yesh Yesh Yesh.... Badt geh

mercielizzie:
if u were a guy, I wud av called u HE- GOAT! Buh u are a lady, dunno wot to call u..........

Lemme help you.. She's a SHE-GOAT..

Pabloescobar:
Mì ó páró now. That's a premeditated move by the lady. J'árá é

Wagbayi joor..

Ole lon mon ese olee tooo lori apata...

lanicky:
I've bn in a closed door with a guy more than twice...so I'll only repeat what I did d last time

And wat is that??

#badt geh#

happyzed0:
Waitin 4 my missin rib

Have you asked Google??

Tantidora:
:|
*hmm*

Why hmmming....

mako007:
as in Mehn there's God o

Leave her sorry arse jawe.... Na everywhere em dey..

mako007:
Fellow Nairalanders Sunday the 11th is my birthday and I planned on just chilling at home with my "bae'. I told her my plans and she bought it. We met today and she told me plain I had to give her money for her hair dat she can't carry her old hair on my bday I just laughed and told her "Bae no be Jesus bday! and remember I told you we chilling home so ion mind your hair old". She begged and begged , I didn't look uche face. What got me laughing was when she then told me to lend her money to buy me a gift, really? I laughed so hard I left where we were. Now she's not picking my calls. hehehe. Good riddance Mehn.

Ofe fi owo Abu she Abu lalejo... ( She wan use ur money entertain you)



#Smellous#

Tantidora:
am in my youth
but definately not a teenager

Ehn ehn .... You are also within the age bracket..

Tantidora:

*smile*

Why mixed emotion na...

Tantidora:

BTW... Ar you young or old?? ...

onuwaje:
u knw na

Wagbayi bro... You mouthed

blublahd:
how u sef take know say na n50

Help me ask her .... who knows whether na that same pant dey her bumbum sori yansh sef...

MrTeymee:
Free ball

Grab ya copy NOW !!!!

onuwaje:
_{would av made lots of sense on a G-string}

Badt guy.... Special Adviser on Trashy Wears...

Spicylate:
chai! perhaps she wan color block.

LMAO.... Color blocking indeed..

kristina1:
Bishrub!!

Ramiqueen:
She try

You fit wear am enter club??

chuksi79:
i

Una sure say no be craze person accidentally enter d groove so? .......

Lolsss.... she's a yabaleft escapee

Jayne2014:
Neither

which tribe are you from ??