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RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When Youdo All These In Our Presence! by Yusphull(op): 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2015
SeverusSnape:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
It happened to me... Aswear I wan break her head coz its disgusting.... grin grin
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When Youdo All These In Our Presence! by Yusphull(op): 7:10pm On Jan 05, 2015
IrinaDeverenko:
Is gud somebody is educating them.
Your head dey there.... wink
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When Youdo All These In Our Presence! by Yusphull(op): 7:09pm On Jan 05, 2015
Ploy:
Asking us who we called
You were there my brother ... very annoying undecided
CelebritiesRe: Shocking!!are They Gay?see What Olamide And Wizkid Are Doing. by Yusphull(m): 6:45pm On Jan 05, 2015
PapiDShipCapt:
na wao, Nairalanders reading [b]minute[\b] to every/anything... funny tho
Yes joor coz all NLanders are secretary, that's why they read [b] minutes[\b] to every threads.... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Breaking News Sad! Look At What I Saw Today I Have To Take The Picture Myself by Yusphull(m): 6:35pm On Jan 05, 2015
oilsuop:
is not from Cameroon i took the picture myself
Upload your selfie with her, if yu want us to believe you... undecided
RomanceRe: Meet Abuja Big Girl Who Dumped Her BF & Payed 10million Naira Into His Account by Yusphull(m): 6:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
This is an adulterated lies.... grin grin

You get 35 filling stations within and outside the country and you still need an advice for a girl that wants to leave you with 10 million naira as parting gift.. :-/

Yu are stewpid for posting this here ??

silly post....

#spits#
CelebritiesRe: Photo:Patoranking Grabs Seyi Shay's Bum Bum At Lagos Countdown Event by Yusphull(m): 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2015
youngice:
Kongi Na bastard
Lokoja na him papa..... grin grin
RomanceDear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When Youdo All These In Our Presence! by Yusphull(op): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2015
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really
hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you
what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too
much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to
control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food
but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to
say the least!

• Talking too dirty- Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language
except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing
excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re
not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I
was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know
when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for
the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to
once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are
talking to you.

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude – Its very annoying when you always act like
you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends
etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no
harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when
its not.
Christianity EtcRe: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by Yusphull(m): 12:46pm On Jan 05, 2015
kayalla:
what would u prefer? let innocent blood flow daily, people live in fear, or join in the prayers?
I hear you dear...... lipsrsealed
#shalom#
RomanceRe: LADIES: 7 Truths About Dating Younger Guys by Yusphull(m): 9:38am On Jan 05, 2015
Chimarto:
Even when she is 2 to 5 years older than you she is still your mama's mate?
You have right to ur own opinion...

#Shalom#
Christianity EtcRe: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by Yusphull(m): 9:36am On Jan 05, 2015
kayalla:
he doesnt have to be in sambisa forest for the manifestation, the Bible says ''speak the word''
Thats if he's following the Bible's word..... lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by Yusphull(m): 9:13am On Jan 05, 2015
kayalla:
anyway or anyhow to get rid of this heartless mf they should by fire or by spilling blood.
i dont see anything wrong in wat he has said, since the president cant do shit, if the man of God can do it why not, we lost so many innocent lives in the hands of these animals.
I will believe him if he can lead the military to Sambisa forest and stage a crusade there and shout fire on Shakarau n his followers... embarassed

Mind you, he should be on foot and not in his private jet or in the comfort of his house/church.. :-/

#Be our Nigeria Jack Bauer#.... grin
#End time preaching #
Christianity EtcRe: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by Yusphull(m): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2015
Rashe:
but if he is not d 1 sponsoring boko-haram, shd d curse be upon u?
Yels Yels Yels.... grin grin grin
RomanceRe: LADIES: 7 Truths About Dating Younger Guys by Yusphull(m): 8:53am On Jan 05, 2015
Exjoker:
I don't know o. But I'm not going to date a woman who is older than me cool
May Almighty God bless you in ur chosen career....cool wink grin
RomanceRe: LADIES: 7 Truths About Dating Younger Guys by Yusphull(m): 8:44am On Jan 05, 2015
Exjoker:
Why would I even date a woman - sugar mummy - who is older than mehuh
BTW can you find/see a sugar-mummy who's younger than you ?? undecided
RomanceRe: LADIES: 7 Truths About Dating Younger Guys by Yusphull(m): 8:41am On Jan 05, 2015
Chimarto:
Hey man! hold it you Mr. Holierthanthou.......my comment was just on the possible advantages unto the toyboy.
I'm not say am holy just telling you that I can't do somfin of such... I love them young .... wink

#no to my mama's mate#
RomanceRe: Must Have Before You Toast A Nigerian Lady by Yusphull(m): 8:37am On Jan 05, 2015
blaineee:
U must also have a very gd fone dat u cn use to pose.
Taaa.... Ladies still trips for me with my "Tan na sobee phone" Torchlight phone tongue
RomanceRe: LADIES: 7 Truths About Dating Younger Guys by Yusphull(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2015
Chimarto:
Having a couger is pretty much good......is just like having your mum Cooking for you, they always tend to avoid what that will irritate their little son.
Don't tell me you are dating a woman who is as old as ur mother?? May God save you from the claws of ur sugar-mummy...

NB: Your future is at risk.... #my2cent#
RomanceRe: I Found Out My Girlfriend Had Sex With My Best Friend On The New Year Day. HELP by Yusphull(m): 11:06pm On Jan 04, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Mugu of life
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Your Wife Or Husband Is Like Sleeping With Your Sister Or Brother by Yusphull(m): 10:45pm On Jan 04, 2015
delishpot:
Nope. Wife is wife, sister is sister. Besides, what kind of marriage is that when husband and wife start seeing themselves as brother and sister? That marriage must be borring mana! No dirty talks? no flashing? No ass spanking? No nada? Shuo, I guess that marriage was never romantic from the start. So lets not blame time here.
On the other hand, the man may be looking for excuse to start cheating
Lolsss @ bolded

Well said...wink
FamilyRe: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by Yusphull(m): 10:40pm On Jan 04, 2015
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RomanceRe: Must Have Before You Toast A Nigerian Lady by Yusphull(m): 10:39pm On Jan 04, 2015
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Regards from (NCS)
Must you derail every thread?? smh

Scam Alert
RomanceRe: Must Have Before You Toast A Nigerian Lady by Yusphull(m): 10:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
kristina1:
Yet you forgot the main thing lipsrsealed
Koboko abi.... Coz that's the only missing thing on the list... grin grin

Money without proper Koboko is useless ... wink
PoliticsRe: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by Yusphull(m): 10:03pm On Jan 04, 2015
FastShipping:
So it wasn't turn upside down when your GEJ went there to deceive people by kneeling down in the middle of the church. It is now they are being asked to register to vote that you think they are doing wrong thing.

Some of you are plainly stupi.d!

People should just forgive my word.
Noway for Jisox of Otuoke again..
Change is imminent ..

Christianity EtcRe: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by Yusphull(m): 9:52pm On Jan 04, 2015
Ambrogio:
One question, would you sponsor terrorists to attack three states you're 100% sure would support your bid to become president? The only person benefiting from the surge of Boko Haram is President Jonathan. Boko Haram is weakening his closest threat, Buhari, the "fight" against them is generating funds he's looting and using to sponsor his supporters, and he can always claim that they are pursuing an Islamic motion. From all indications, only GEJ is benefiting and would continue to benefit from the actions of Boko Haram.

Now think again on who is sponsoring or would turn a blind eye to the actions of Boko Haram other than President Jonathan.
God bless you for this enlightenment for those dumb-Ass....
RomanceRe: How Long Did You Wait Before She Gave You A “YES”? by Yusphull(m): 9:05pm On Jan 04, 2015
Vicamaks1:
Woww olu,nice write-up u got there.you even gave good reasons why any gal shouldnt make u wait before sayin "YES".The only reason i see for this write-up of urs is bcause u think all gals r d same!Take it or leave it,a decent gal...i mean a gal who has got worth will never say yes immediately to a guy even if she likes the guy. Have u forgotten abt d saying "watch before you leap"?Any gal lookin 4 a serious relationship will not give in to a guy straight away. Many of us have our bitter experiences. You dont expect a gal who has past experiences of failed relationships to say a YES to u right away when you ask her out unless she's d 'flirtitious type'.A gal have to scrutinize you,know much about u if not all about you. She just has to be sure and careful because she doesnt want to get hurt at d end....and here you are seeing no reason why you should wait?? Listen,if she's worth the wait,you will have no choice but to wait! Its called WORTH. I dont like commenting or replying to posts but i just couldnt ignore your post. please change the way u think about gals because you will settle with one,one day.
Thumbs up for this nice writeup...

you are mouthed... wink
RomanceRe: Top 10 Things That Women Loves About Men But Will Never Say It by Yusphull(m): 8:53pm On Jan 04, 2015
chimerase2:
nna eh with dis mprex exy ukwu
I official declare mprex ma wife
Becos I need dis ukwu in ma mins3
Dis ukwu will go places


No body should put asunder dis union angry
You are ban till 2065 for longing throat on my package.. grin grin
FamilyRe: Short Men MAKE Better Husbands Than Tall Ones –study by Yusphull(m): 8:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
naijababe:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Abi no be so em they talk am?? wink
RomanceRe: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 8:44pm On Jan 04, 2015
zeezahbee:
A lot of girls have lost their virginity because of #200 recharge charge. I mean $1 recharge card cry lipsrsealed. Am sad
Some girls don't attach too much important to that label joor tongue... They follow the '' Okafor's law"... grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by Yusphull(m):
elantraceey:
Definitely not elantraceey
haryormeeday: it's not really a bad thing sha but our mentality and culture won't
let it happen. God forbid bad thing o, he must be the one to
propose
lipsrsealed

Jokes EtcRe: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by Yusphull(m): 6:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
elantraceey:
love nor fit shark me reach like that tongue
You never can tell coz it develop gradually and wen u r madly in love you can do the unthinkable.... wink
Jokes EtcRe: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by Yusphull(m): 6:22pm On Jan 04, 2015
elantraceey:
I can but will never do it .
singing ..... # if u love somebody walk up to him and tell him you love him ooo because no crime no crime at all #

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