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mako007:
lol, thanks for ur concern , really appreciated, buh I meant making real pals here, for the real world outside, I'm yet to find a more lovable personality than mine.

ehn ehn... Are you kidding me?? I'm more loveable and caring than you ooo ....

Now you see one...

kristina1:
Exactly!
Online dating dnt work for me,not really my style.

How many have you tried ??

Missmossy:
I reserve my comment

Till when

mako007:
i envy all una, so people find luv here, when I can't even make a frnd.

That means you need to change some things in you...

Look inward for that thing that people do complain about in you, when yu figure that one out and yo mak all the necessary amendment then you can now come back here and make a lot of fwends... #shalom#

Thank me later...

Vivipop:
you wish,lol..

Yesh joor... so you've forgotten me so soon ??

naijaperson:
yaba left escapee. on a funny note

You were meant to write on a more serious note .....

Vivipop:
Lol...looking back,I can't help but laugh at my silly young head.
I had a crush on my big cousin's classmate. I don't remember how old I was but I was very young and still in primary school then, while my cousin(girl) was in SS2. His name was Uzoma so I called him "bro Uzoma". I think he was dating my cousin then and it kinda made me furious.(Geez!,what was wrong with me?) In my little mind,he was so cute and smart,and he'll one day stop seeing me as that little bunny/child who loves to be thrown up.(If only he knew how much I hated been thrown up by any other person)I always asked him to throw me up each time he comes to visit my cousin and I'll go on and on fantasizing and dwelling on those moments. One day,...Lord have mercy! I no fit shout o! Things our innocent little brain can do

Yeah...Oh Vivi where have you been na .. Oya bring ur little sef here now and lemme throw you up again coz I've missed the way you screamed and moaned like stubborn rat.

Hop you don put on small weight sha

Olamilekan08:
That's just the simple way to put all that happened between us o my brother.
I guess those acts are as a result of our childishness. But those memories i'll forever cherish.
Lost contact for sometime, and by the time i saw her again was in ss3. It doesn't look as if something of such transpired between us.
During the time we lost contact, i decided not to get involve with other girls, i don't get captivated by girls, i try not to fall in love, i don't woo girls when my mates were busy praticing and developing the art of wooing, i lack wooing experience. That mentality remained with me for long until recently that i realised i had to let go of it.
She doesn't care if i exists today. Though she still refer me as a friend even though we hardly communicate or care about each. I use to call her sometimes ago, until i realise i'm the only one calling and we don't have anything to talk about...

Don't mind them (girls) joor thats their ways and they can only be succeeded in letting u down emotionally if u give them the key to run ur life... As for me, they are nothing to me coz I dont send them

NB: With the way things are going now the ratio of Man : Woman is 1 :10 so if anyone is forming for me; I will gladly tell her to go and fall inside the gutter.....


#shalom#

uckyra:
i knw his type

Whose type??

Olamilekan08:
My own eh..
She was my seat mate, always giving her 5naira from my 10 break allowance.
I will stylishly leave my sisters and to join her home on the next street.
Gave her my things n went to her house to collect it.
Design papers and carton with heart shape and our names, but never deliver it.
Write letters. I even wrote one that she read in my presence, she only smile and ran home. What was in the letter sef.. Ok i remember small.."i love you...I will marry you" silly me sha.
Gave her my things.
Always going to the next street to see if i'll mistakenly jam her or meet her home.. Then kids don't have phones.
Did i remember to include that i nearly told my mum that i have a wife? Ahh.. Na liver no gree make i talk am o.
Even at js3, i usually jog to her street at night to try my luck if i'll see her. Silly me again.
I even fought a guy she challenge me to fight.. Guess what..I beat the guy in one single move.
I left mum's shop to see her.. Come see beating for night.

We hardly talk these days.. love is gone..

This got me cracking @ bolded

Homebaked:
This is serious indeed. These pastors are highly revered as pillars of pentecostal christianity in Nigeria. Frankly speaking, there are issues in the doctrines of the churches established by these men that negates the values of Jesus. An instance is the assumption of the title of daddy, father and so on when Jesus asked that we address God alone as such. I think repentance is required here.

BRAVO

God bless ur existence bro....

#Thumbs up#

tjones007:
@op will you make heaven?

No one know for sure. But what I know is every one know the bad and good they do in secret.

And God is the ultimate judge to knows who will get there.

I can't say I will make heaven or not but am trying all I could to make it coz what shall it benefit a man to gain here in this world and suffer in the hereafter .....

I am not judging or castigating anybody when I am not God... I just posted what I saw on another site here and I am not related to the girl (Linda) that proclaimed this ....

#shalom#

hmmmmm... What a nice write up...

May Almighty God bless you for this thoughtful piece and make our President see where our shoes (Unemployed graduates) is pinching us because Almighty God is the only one that can help us in this country...

God Bless Nigerian Graduates

God Bless NAUG

God Bless Nigeria


#We Shall Win Through To Absolute Victory#

SHALOM

OLUJOSHINS:
I've been asking for close to three years now. Anytime she notice I'm getting tired of her, she will text me to keeping me hoping. I'm really getting tired if her but she has my mumu button so I don't have a choice.

God is ur strength... # Legend of the HopeFUL#

DDeliverer:
No Nigerian will make heaven...

Heaven is 4 only 144,000 saints from the tribe of isreal...

#BringBackOurSense...abi how them dey talk am..

Says who??

So are you saying it categorically that you are not going to make heaven coz you r not from Israel ??

Mayour11:
This does not mean they won't make heaven, they will, if and only if, they repent. Because that was why He sent message to them.

You've said it all .. if and only if, they repent

Modified

cruz419:
Dis remind me of my primary skol day,so many funny thing i had to do to get her attention! but it was fun.

share some with us dude....

Samzzy94:
Hmmmmm....my own story was kinda stupid. Anytime i remember it, i always feel like hitting my head on the wall

Share it with us joor perhaps you chop her feaces ??..

This story is shocking i don't want to believe it but According
to NigeriaBreakingNews, Seven year old Iretioluwa is like every
other children, but what makes her different is her spiritual
proclamations, which makes her an extra-human being. When we
were invited by her parents saying “our daughter wants you”. It was
like a call not too clear.
But upon enquiry made by our editor, we discovered that it was not
just a call but a diving call that requires a diving response.
Ireti-Oluwa has become a friend of Jesus Christ upon whom she
resides and proclaim messages for the world.
“Most times Jesus Christ appears to her and tells her lots of things
especially hidden things which He (Jesus) wants us to know”
declares the mother.
“But the most shocking of all she has been told is about men of God whom we reverence in this country and she told us to look for a Christian newspaper. In fact, she wrote the name of your magazine and we started looking for it” – the father cuts in.
We were ushered into the spacious living room of the Ifedayos when
Iretioluwa was taking her breakfast. We waited for her to finish and
we settled down for the business of the day.
Iretioluwa, a primary three pupil was so bold as she declared what
she said was told her by Jesus Christ.

According to her, my Lord and saviour said i should declare to
Pastor Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God that he
cannot make heaven. Though he started very well in spite of his
works, he has compromised. “He has missed me a long time ago. I
am only honouring my name in his life. He no longer has a place in
me. Tell him to go back to his first love and drop every load of
compromise he is carrying.

“Tell David Oyedepo that his hands are soiled with human blood.
His name is not in the book of life. He has missed it a long time
ago. Tell him what will profit him if he gains the whole world and
end in Hell fire.

David Olukoya of Mountain of fire and miracles is encouraging evil
and doesn’t want to repent. Tell him to stop living a double life. He
knows the stones in his hands, tell him to drop them if he MUST
enter heaven, he has to live a complete life of holiness.

Ayo Oritsejafor is not my servant. He has gone astray in the pursuit
of fame, power, money. Warnhim to repent before he ends where his
boss his.

T.B. Joshua is an advocate of Satan in Nigeria, he has sold his soul
to the devil and he knows hell is awaiting him.

Christ Oyakhilome made a vow to Satan and he has succeeded to
win souls for Satan. He is the front runner of the new age teachings
in the world.

Many pastors that hoist flags of different churches know why they
are doing so. Beware of such gathering.Evil altar has reached an
alarming rate in Nigeria.
Source: NigeriaBreakingNews...
nigeriabreakingnews.info/?p=46988

django1:
You are the ignorant one here mister man, the shoprite outlet in ibadan remains the biggest in the country and west african sub region, the mall which houses it is a different matter and besides there are two of it in the city so please don't get it twisted.

Blooda you r so on point jawe...

Leave the ignoramus alone and let him continue to live the fantasy of Kano n Abuja mall in his own minute mind.... shalom

I rep Ib till PEJ speaks good English...

marieolae:
hahaaaaa

what happened dear....
Don't get scared its something you will like.


NB: Truth be told "You look really gwed".

100Cents:
Is she a Nairalander ?

Wait Lemme ask IFA....

marieolae:
yes oh, I can't lie

For the first time since the inception of this faceless forum; I see a lady coming out clean ...... Praise the LORD

I will recommend you for an award next year.... Remind me

marieolae:
Makeup, the saviour of many.

You r a living testimony, I guess.....

LadyH:
I miss u small too buh...who cares about u?

Hian

bonechamberlain:
u just explained it the way u understood it. illiteracy I meant was on the part of who ever placed that advert not on the whole of Ibadan. i never mentioned ibadan in my post so i don't know how u came into conclusion that I was referring to the whole of Ibadan. pls learn to read and understand very carefully before quoting someone

You spoke my mind bro..

You so on point...

remmat:
am not in a relationship and its d truth

And can I put you in one...

LadyH:
Better my lots rel wise? lol. Thanks buh no thanks. Dnt forget to ask ur daughters to inculcate this culture o.
Compliments.

Nutty geh


Its been a while ooo ...

I miss u small sha

LadyH:
^^na im dem dey talk? big head.
We have adopted that "culture". Its evident we dont wanna drop our present "culture" 4 this "culture" in question.

Learn to inculcate another peoples culture into ur lifestyle especially wen you know the said culture can better ur lots "relationship wise"....


Bia.... Compliment

Nigerian girl no dey try all when it comes to kissing... But some guys too are bad kisser...

see this

MariaGoretti:
D

I dare you to upload a picture of yourself wearing ur bra on ur head...



Am back....

what did I miss ??

Baddestguyp:
this thread is dead, haha, abi Jonathan has provided jobs for all of una

Dead keee.... We are still holding and standing our fucking ground.. follow us on FB www.Facebook.com/naugnigeria to get the news as it breaks ...

## We shall win through to absolute victory ##