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Maria-Goretti:
lmao......small pikin.

For yur small mind....

Can I see ur pics??

DE_GONGS: Packing things!
Chat you guys saturday morning.

Caseless we need to talk when next I come online. You seem a nice guy but I dont fancy you and my guy beefing each other.
Maria_G, S. Miguel, Lertee, Mondi, Mimi etc I take a bow. See you'all!

**drag him back** Before you go ARE YOU ISHSOPH ??

Maria-Goretti:
lmao...

this guy needs his medicine.

I love you too, if datz what yu wanna hear but I need to access you first Ooo whether you possess all the characteristics am looking for in my dream gurl....

Hop you get that.... No hard feelings Oooo....


Lertee I welcm you powerfully... **throw her kiss**

Maria-Goretti:
Chai!
Tata, why you call me weench nah?

innocencia like me?

what i do?

Yu no lik Idibia ?? ...


Bur I lik white winsh like Mondi

larride: Ogun fire your left yansh.

Werrin happen to yu na... Don't yu hav any other words than Sango, Ogun, Oduduwa bla bla bla... Em swear for you ??

Abeg leave the gods out of this matter joor local boi....

San Miguel: Larride and Yusuf Kasali, Lay off Maria..

Why did yu add yur middle name kasali to my name ?? ion like it Oooo

Maria is my personal person, we can't fight coz my MUM has warned me not to fight a winsh

So Santototo Bukalee PARK FAR...

larride: You will have to bring the following items

3 bags of rice
2 k-legged hunch-back cow
5litres of oil
10yards of white clothe.

bring those and ye shall be saved.

Saved from a MUGU.... For your small confused, charmed mind abi.....

Try again later....

Bring those items to me then I deliver you from blackMaria's motor/love charm..

larride: I still want to be personal mugu

See as person they willingly giv his consent to be MUGU.... Chai which kind life

Maria-Goretti:
see painment...!

You gat a bad mouf... Winsh

AjeEeeee buruku...

Lemme Ooooo

larride: Castrate his ba.lls and send them as christmas gift to Miguel for his experiments.

My what ??

Yu wan mak God punish yu... Abeg oya return I go clean ya head for you...

Bur I gaz soak ur head inside HYPO for 3 days Oooo

Maria-Goretti:
Abeg shift.
the fact i dissed him no mean say i support wife snatching.



even the babe sef dey shake your love comot.

Guy, are you a learner?

look the writting on the wall nah!

Can't see anyfin... Where's ur board is it on ur forehead or fore-chest ??

Go siddon joorrr

larride: *Wakes him up gently, you re wetting the mat already dude.

**pukes on his head** Go away and don't touch me, is it ya bed ?? Aproko

Mondisweet: see this boy trying to kill me with charm

Charm kee.. No fall my hand joor

Mondisweets: caseless wetin u go do to this boy.
u love me for what biko?

Leave that aboki boy jawe.. Hin go dey talk trash now....

Love you for what you are nooni.... **kiss her fore head** mmhhhwwuuaaahhh

Maria-Goretti:
na wao. your loyalty too much.

allow the guy make im come fight im fight nah...



omodo!

**Dies***

Thanks dear **big hugs**

caseless: no try am, mondi is for miguel....

Yu no like Miguel ko Midget ni.... Werrin be ya own sef... Tatafo yu go dey chook mouf for werrin no consign yu...

MondiHoney: see lies

Lies kee for where.... Abeg let's shame the devil for here joor... I LOVE YoU

I know some people go wan kill themselves and won't wanna commit suicide wiv what I put up there... Case study of Caseless

Mondisweets: i just had a little boy

little what?? From where ?? Tell me yu r joking babe.... **sad face**

He's from you ur Elder brother abi... Ur Cousin...

caseless: *yawns* stay away from mondi she's for miguel....check the first letters of their names and u shall see the connectivity.

For ur small confused mind abi..... Mondi is MINE... **chase caseless comot wiv truckpusher tuke tuke** ...

Mondisweets: i dont have boobi

Yu kidding that breast-straved aboki wey no get case abi...... Not me

mysticgal: Thank you all so much for the advice,This morning i was livid cos of the discussion with my mum,,and i put up a negative attitude afterwards,later did investigations and sorry to say,invaded some family members privacies without their permissions,*am willing to confess,leaving my mum and younger sis out,cos i played a major role* (never done it before,never will do it again)and challenged the person,sincerely sorry for doing it,but my mum asked me to and she gave me vital informations that helped me calm down a bit(and yours too) and give a good assesment,the issue is settled but not resolved,if you understand what i mean.

So happy to hear that.... Go and sin no more....

MondiHoney: im ok dear. hope your week is going well

Yes dear... Am doing great.. Any goodies ??

caseless: yusphull=useful? i jst de laff....

i think say na yusufu b ur name...or u meant to write 'yus f00l'....

See how you spoil my name..... Chai ur head is not collect.... Aboki kobo kobo

Mondisweets: How far?

Ama good good and yu ??....

Maria-Goretti:
doing something useful

Yes Yes she's doing me strong thing

caseless: are u saying i'm not doing something useful here

You can't do me coz I don't do guys.....

salsera: Check pg 22-24 i think the last 2 pages

@RR
Thanks
By the way why everybody dey send you email?
Are you giving Christmas pressies?

I wonder too Oooo... Bur mak I put up my own advert too coz we never can tell...

Make I wish that fine bobo (Bellong Jr.) in the making a beautiful years ahead in sound health, may he live long by the special grace of God ... Bigger him I pray...

@Salsera.. As you add another year today may almighty God in his infinite mercies add happiness, good fortunes, unlimited breakthrough, elongate your stays on the surface of the earth and ehm ehm crown it wiv good husband if you are still searching.... Did I hear you say AMEN....

@Amarula ... By the sound of their name you shall know them.. Almighty God will make you a ruler among ur friends and family, He will bless all ur endeavours wiv good success.... Be rest assured that success is yours..

@Mysticgal... Everything that happens has its reasons and has been predestined to happen even before our birth, so be patience as the whole thing unfold..
And plss no matter what happened (you r offended or hurt badly) don't put the family in discord coz its against the will of God..
God is your strength... #peace#

About the number of moderators it has...

San Miguel: I dey jare my guy. My nite was bad, Mimi and winsh crew no let me sleep.

Lolssss.... Werrin yu do them na

GentleMimi: I dey kampe.

Abeg watx ur secret coz this cold wan finish my career..... Oooo

Santoto Miguel, how ya nite??.... Wataguan muan ??

Maria.... Any goodies. ??

Royal. Roy:
Chilly...... its the season na.....check
nairaland.....na online wives dey rain now.
Make me sef gather one for myself.
YPP don't worry. Am sure u will be there to
train my e-married wife when I bring her
home. Nothing doeth thee.

Lolsss... Baddest Niccur ever liveth... Yu sef wan flow with the rhythm bro... Nuffin do you bro

Na point and kill season we dey, feel free to select coz the weather no dey do good at all...

mysticgal: morning room.
my morning has been spoilt

Morning dear, wah happened na... Oya tell me mak I hear if there's anyway I can be of help...

GentleMimi: Hallo,howdy?

Ama gud gud bur the weather is just doing me strong tin and yu?...

Maria-Goretti:
Yusphull, greet ya elders now.

hian, umuazi kita.

Abeg translate the arabic wey yu write under coz I be Yoloba boi joorrr...

Maria-Goretti:
Yusphull, greet ya elders now.

hian, umuazi kita.

.... Where ar the elders na ??....

Oyi nah thumoh... I need a wrapper plsss

I double zoom yu Maria my run away T n D fwend....

Twinny yu are sighted tooo....

Tuke Tuke I recognise ur presence...

Who else