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Chillis:
No offence but I run from these short men oh.

When they grab you ehn, their hand be like moulded cement..
Very aggressive too.
see them vibrating to show themselves.
Don't ever break a short man heart, him go look for you enter any hole you hide in .

But in all, they take care of those that love them back.

Well said dear.... # Eniyan kukuru bilisii#

funmilayoB:
we wanna make sure we look good for u guys and give u d worth of ur money

Taaaa... With being fake??

duduhemit36:
lol....i sha knw say....me no fit give a gal above #200

Badt guy.... You try na

CARRYyourYOUTHS:
How much your papa spend 1909 to win the heart of your mama,2015 girls wants heaven and earth yet ,theystill cheat and not satisfy. Greedy women-early graves,thiefs

Do you want to compare the love ur papa practice during his time (1950's) with the one en-vogue now likewise you cant compare ur brain wen you were 4yrs old (1980's ) to the brain of 4 yrs old of today (CIVILIZATION)...

So get it straight if u can't satisfy ur wife's need then I would advise you to stay "Unmarried'" till you r capable enough to cater for her needs or better still become a FATHER...

#shalom#

gilgal7:
Kanye wasn't complaining when kim khardashians broke d internet with sum hot pics... why taking panadol on sum one headache...? Get a life and back off me mamas boy

This got me cracking @ bolded .... choi

Movesz:
Wowo girls alaways want what they cant get..

Fact of life...

Note: They are also the most fertile land.

elantraceey:
lol , not really , some guys are just interested in painting ladies black .

Nobleval: what's with all the arguements here? this thing seems to be
getting on your nerves.

I guess this is your twin bro or ur .... Is he on a rescue mission here

NB: Check their siggy

myouri:
. Lol..Oya send ur account number

Acc Number for MTN card; na #1,000,000 you wan load for me??
What if u wan send money to me, you will ask me to send bullion Van abi ... Stingy geh

Elantracey: .
I didn't abuse him o, lool @husband , i can't marry someone that
sees giving as foolish because am a born giver .
Off course , you too

You can marry him and teach him how to be a born giver

elantraceey:
I nor dey ask anybody o , what ever you interprete from anything i say na your buisness.

choi choi choi *** laughing in Swahili****

elantraceey:

Na him dey curse himself o since he say to give na foolishness make he never accept anything from anybody.

Modified

Take it easy my dear, you never can tell coz he might be ur husband one day ooo and besides this year is still very young to be raining curses on eachother.....

NB: We are all here to have fun.... Enjoy ur day

elantraceey:
Wait o , did i say otherwise here? am only implying that for the fact that a girl tells you she's out of data doesn't mean she needs airtime , i don't just tell any of my contacts it's usually when am having an interesting chat and i know that when it expires i probably might not come online for a while so instead of going AWOL , i just tell him before it expires , is anything wrong in that? You can never find such on my status .

Yeah agreed but still on the matter begging na begging oooo just that urs is classy " Decent Bara"..

elantraceey:
Hun


May no body ever give you anything when you are in need , oya say amen

elantraceey:
Who told you that i ask? Nigerianz and the way they jump to
conclusion ehn

This babe don dey para oooo... why the curse na #Truth hurts#

And you better watch the way you bend ur mouth like person wey dey suffer from "bendiocaresis" cos e don dey dey too mush oooo

myouri:
Yeeaalz keh. I'm different.
Some girls are nice or it's s cuz you are probly truly yusphull.

You r 2gbasky jawe...

Oya " please send me credit" ... *** In MTN voice****

duduhemit36 :
:
GOD.y didnt u make me a stingy being.........i wish i am stingy
nd selfish

Its boldly written all over you that u r " Arkagon" .... so stop forming for ladies here coz you can't get sympathy from NL babes... so park far

mako007:
useful ma shey be, u sha carry atm

yeah.. I will stay if they get POS....

Agbonjie:
Disgrace shall crown Mbaka after the Goodluck Nigerians seek. Then the world will know that Mbaka didn't hear from God but satan & the APC governons stollen money. GEJ for continuous development & empowerment till 2019

This guy is high on somfin beyond his capabilities....

#yabaleft escapees #

myouri:
Ohh..You mean Fraudster?? . Abbi ooo...N its a shame.

Yeah... ***winks**

I think you should be different but who knows perhaps u r jus forming for here... . #jus kidding#

But on a more serious note some girls are very generous n reciprocative in nature because some have sent me recharge cards when they sense am running out card coz wen am loaded I call like say na my papa get MTN .....

mako007:
give me a shot of monkey's tail b4 I proceed

That one na him cheap pass.... *** oya leggo to Shepe joint and place ur order but mind u I no hold pass #20 ooo****

mako007:
ok,ok,.... *entersthespotlight*, #holdsmic , *beatsmictotest* hello, one , two, testing the microphone . *nepatakeslight.

***draw my "I pass my neighbour gen" ****
Am all ears

cromz:
[img][/img]This girl are u unemployed u've been on this thread since yesterday nifhty

see pot calling kettle black..

mako007:
hmmm, dude's getting inquisitive. Hehehe

Yes oooo... spit it out

Justfollowit:
Demand? Na your right

Why would you a sane human with self-worth demand at all? Is he your father, even with your older siblings there should be a limit. Arrant nonsense.

Wagbayi for this piece.. Perhaps you (corporate beggars ) should learn from a lady like you....

myouri:
Last year,I hooked up my male bestie wid a female friend..n d next day he came to my house..he said"Sis,dat ur friend sha" Me was like"She'z cool abbi?" Then he showed me their chat. The girl said :

"Lekan,you know what?? I borrowed #200 airtime from Mtn n same amount from airtel n I don't even know how to return it now" . Lekan being a nice guy n OBO sent her airtime pins.

Was suprised she asked for airtime within 24hrs of meeting d guy n she would tell us that she doesn't know how ask for things from guys oo. Some girls shaa m

I hardly ask for airtime from boys tho buh when I do,I use: "Can you help me with #100 airtime pls,Need it urgently" n if he agrees, I add " Thanks,But I don't mind if d amount is more dan dat tho" .

Its cool to ask for lil favours tho but some girls are jaz potential fraudstar !!

Modified @ bolded..... Dont mind some girls jawe its because its in their blood and they can't go a whole without begging for one thing or the other even from their female counterparts starting from Lip-gloss, Powder, Earring and the worst part some they beg for cloth... smh

zeezahbee:
I have never asked for recharge card , what do some girls think when they ask ? . Well guess only kids still request such from guys

Iono too ooo, help me tell ur fwends to stop being a corporate beggars.. e.g Juianne95, Elantraceey, Princessayesha,
This is 2015 plss upgrade...


*run leaves thread** click unfollow button***

mako007:
Mr. YUsuf nice Bonding, I'm Emmanuel, I call myself makopro, dnt ask why.

Bikonu sit here joor ... I wantu hear

** drags him and put his small bum bum on a chair****

mako007:
If the country is broke, let the country play pool abi sports betting.

Choi

You are so on point...

mako007:
I was hmming bcoz if you know, u go like me o *in dbanj's voice*

Lolss... You are mouthed..

Anyway, am Yusuff by name but my fwends call me "Useful" coz of my nature...

Nice meeting you niccur....

Ojochegbe1:
Pretending n forming tinz full here die, no even waste your time bro

Waste my time kee... its based on mutual agreement, if she agree to date me fine; we will just fix a date and meet before anything concrete can happen coz once bitten twice shy...

just wanna give it a try though....

Thanks for ur advice bro...

mako007:
hmm

why hmmming.... spit it out...

mako007:
bro so you think o.

I know soo not thinking soo ...

kristina1:
It wl not work for me sha

A trial will convince you....

Or to be on the saver side.. Try me

marieolae:
love is found best on nairaland

Wagbayi jooor.... You r mouthed