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Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 7:52pm On Apr 26, 2013
Br3nd4:

meaning
U are pretty.
Romance / Re: ... by yusufcarez: 7:50pm On Apr 26, 2013
nnomy3:
Romance / Re: ... by yusufcarez: 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2013
Leave dem both and come 4 me.I have all those xteristics
Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2013
Br3nd4: LMAO... grin grin you got me!
Onisekuse omobinrin ponbele
Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 6:57pm On Apr 26, 2013
Absolute shit
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of People You Should Never Date by yusufcarez: 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2013
I go use bag carry dem kom
Romance / Re: His All I Want by yusufcarez: 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2013
gree-die:
u mean how can u get back a man who needs to sort himself out and who is doing so wit d help of a lady dat is older dan u?? no idea, sorry
summarize d story 4 me abeg.
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of People You Should Never Date by yusufcarez: 11:05pm On Apr 23, 2013
Let me check my room 4 1000 gals u should neva date.
Romance / Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by yusufcarez: 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2013
dazzle37: my first kiss was exciting, it sent cold shivers down my spine and all the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight, it was at a golf course in the night 7 years ago, val's day 2006. and i am still kissing that same lips and still having the same shivers.
Hope its not me?if u're wot i'm thinkin u don enta trouble o.
Romance / Re: Y Do Nigerian Guys Get Angry When U Dnt Open Yr Room Door When Dey Come Knockin? by yusufcarez: 6:39am On Apr 19, 2013
onila: I havent met men with huge ego's like these our brothers angry

u shld understand sometimes the girl is not completely dressed or her room is upside down or her bra or panties are hanging around

Naija men find it so disrespectful when u dont open for them

fcck them, I aint opening door for you especially when am not wearing my wig grin
How was your 9ite dear?and how was d sugar daddy d@ picked u @ Ikeja under bridge yesterday?.Hope he didn't 4ck up?
Hope u've not unwore ur wig dis morning.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 10:31pm On Apr 18, 2013
Lemme see d@ 2nd pix again self.I wan test my laughing strenght......
Romance / Re: Guys do You Find Slim Girls So Sweet And Petite? by yusufcarez: 8:19pm On Apr 18, 2013
Thread closed!!mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Ugly??????? by yusufcarez: 8:00pm On Apr 18, 2013
joeydozzy:

MB.BS exams ooooo. back for good I hope
which skul?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 6:09pm On Apr 18, 2013
ItsModella:
mind your damn business, I don't remember quoting you undecided undecided
Can u match d OP'S G.F?ugly gyel.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Ugly??????? by yusufcarez: 5:57pm On Apr 18, 2013
As handsome as gorilla!!!y'all get d@
Romance / Re: Why Is It Easier To "Speech" Voluptuous And Curvy Girls Than Other Girls? by yusufcarez: 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2013
onila: very true

I have observed girls with big booty are more promiscuous than their non-booty counter-pants

thats Y i am glad i got a flat yansh cool

girls with big boo.ty fantasize many guys hitting it from the back,

thats y SA girls are h0rny as Bleep due to their big yansh

theres this big bum south african girl in my school, all the Naija boys have passed her around




u have answered yr question completely well cool
Onisekuse ponbele
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 3:28pm On Apr 18, 2013
ItsModella: look at his eyebrows, he also arched them...ahhh!!!
sharrarppp.wot if he were 2 come asking u out?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2013
@OP.Are u 4rm Isale Eko/Badiya/isale abetu?

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Romance / Re: Ur Last Cash by yusufcarez: 7:54pm On Apr 17, 2013
chikk:


#FACT!
Besides, OP, I think you're on the wrong section. You should have posted this on JOKES section. That's where it belongs
This is ur 1st comment d@ pleases me.
Romance / Re: Jamaican Girls Are Cool by yusufcarez: 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2013
onila:
wayward gyel watta gwan
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 7:47pm On Apr 17, 2013
Shollypopz: ^^read my prev. post again. This time, a little slower. undecided
No she can't cos she has dementia..u know she's old
Romance / Re: Jamaican Girls Are Cool by yusufcarez: 7:09pm On Apr 17, 2013
Onila my wife 2 b
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 5:11pm On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=190]^ someone said we would become best friends one day
its becos wen i see a gal i lyk i fight wit ha 1st.
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 5:03pm On Apr 17, 2013
chikk:

Jeez!!! Chai! Sorry. I said it that you're just a child. If you can take one minute to think of the meaningless rubbish you just posted, you won't make posts on NL again. EVER! SMH

My dear bleep off my thread. I got no time for kids
U're tired?bring it on now.Baboon
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 4:54pm On Apr 17, 2013
Tashamania: Nice one OP.
Don't be deterred, you should know most Nlanders with their bad mouth especially in the romance section. Once you say something about a guy, they take it you love the guy or you are in search of a guy. How dumber can they get, really? undecided

A quick peep thru ur profile pix shows u have lesion in your Medial Longitudinal Fasciculus.
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 4:35pm On Apr 17, 2013
chikk:

Is that the best you've got KID? Try again.
Yes grandma!!
Thats d problem with d inability of ur hymenal carnucle 2 secrete hymen.
Romance / Re: Ur Last Cash by yusufcarez: 3:55pm On Apr 17, 2013
Barhackheart:
Ur galfriend visited u unexpectedly at home.
U bought her a bottle of coke with ur last
cash In other to cover up brokenness.
U also filled an empty sprite bottle with water
and drank with her in relaxation.
At a point she proposed that u exchange
drinks.
Wetin u go do?
Sweetheart hw's ur jamb preparation?i luv u nd i want u 2 talk ur own!

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Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 3:37pm On Apr 17, 2013
chikk:

The last time I heard, you're an ass-less nigga. So don't pride yourself on what you don't have. And if you must post nonsense just because others have, you have to watch what you say. Its not a must for you to comment. So cut the crap
Ok.i know your problem.U nid a guy abi?.Visit d nearest babalawo place close 2 u now!!!
Romance / Re: What Attracts Men To Woman by yusufcarez: 3:19pm On Apr 17, 2013
Ijeoma Okeke100: Guys what do you think attracts men to woman? We all know that most of the time its the men who make the first move. I want to know how come they do it? is it that they like what they see ? is it that they like the personality etc? Someone said men were visual beings , so i just want to know what makes you wana talk to the ladies? is it the looks etc?
4 me face and posture.
@OP,do u have pimples in ur face?
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 10:20am On Apr 17, 2013
chikk:

Got no time for you 'cos I don't like nonsense. You're a fake person even up to your identity. Don't know who you're trying to impress on NL.

To the rest of you, real men have taken note of my post, you can go ahead and make noise.
kiss my left ass
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 10:35pm On Apr 16, 2013
Here are some tips 4 guys:

*When she walks away from you mad [leave her]
*When she stares at your lips [yimu 2 her]
*When she pushes you or hits you [give her solid punch]
*When she starts cursing you [curse her back and tell her you hate her]
*When she's quiet
[ask her weda she wants money]
*When she ignores you [ignore her 2]
*When she pulls away [push her away]
*When you see her at her worst [tell her she looks like a pig]
*When you see her cry [cry 2]
*When you see her walking [give her a dirty slap 4rm behind]
*When she's scared [run away 4rm d place]
*When she lays her head on your shoulder [push her 2 d bed nd.....]
*When she steals your favourite hat [steal her bra 2]
*When she teases you [report her 2 EFCC]
*When she doesn't answer for a long time [find another girl]
*When she looks at you with doubt [lie 2 her]
*When she grabs at your hands [hug her tight]
*When she bumps into you [tell her do u want 2 give me a heart attack]
*When she tells you a secret [tell ur friends and play with it]
*When she looks at you in your eyes [look away cos there might be juju in her eyebrow]
*WHEN SHE MISSES YOU [SHE NEEDS MONEY]
*When you break her heart [mock her]
*When she says its over [tell her bye 4 life[/quote][quote

*When she walks away from you mad [follow her]
*When she stares at your lips [kiss her]
*When she pushes you or h
*When she ignores you [give her your attention]
*When she pulls away [pull her back]
*When you see her at her worst [tell her she's beautiful]
*When you see her cry [just hold her & don't say a word]
*When you see her walking [sneak up & hug her waist from behind]
*When she's scared [protect her]
*When she lays her head on your shoulder [Tilt her head up & kiss her]
*When she steals your favourite hat [Let her keep it & sleep with it for a night]
*When she teases you [tease her back & make her laugh ]
*When she doesn't answer for a long time [reassure her that everything is okay]
*When she looks at you with doubt [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
*When she grabs at your hands [hold hers & play with her fingers]
*When she bumps into you [bump into her back & make her laugh ]
*When she tells you a secret [keep it safe & untold]
*When she looks at you in your eyes [don't look away until she does]
*WHEN SHE MISSES YOU [SHES HURTING INSIDE]
*When you break her heart [the pain NEVER really goes away]
*When she says its over [she STILL wants you to be hers[/quote]

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