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Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 7:52pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4:U are pretty. |
Romance / Re: ... by yusufcarez: 7:50pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
nnomy3: |
Romance / Re: ... by yusufcarez: 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Leave dem both and come 4 me.I have all those xteristics |
Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: LMAO... you got me!Onisekuse omobinrin ponbele |
Romance / Re: The Way The Story Goes... by yusufcarez: 6:57pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Absolute shit |
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of People You Should Never Date by yusufcarez: 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
I go use bag carry dem kom |
Romance / Re: His All I Want by yusufcarez: 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
gree-die:summarize d story 4 me abeg. |
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of People You Should Never Date by yusufcarez: 11:05pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Let me check my room 4 1000 gals u should neva date. |
Romance / Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by yusufcarez: 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
dazzle37: my first kiss was exciting, it sent cold shivers down my spine and all the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight, it was at a golf course in the night 7 years ago, val's day 2006. and i am still kissing that same lips and still having the same shivers.Hope its not me?if u're wot i'm thinkin u don enta trouble o. |
Romance / Re: Y Do Nigerian Guys Get Angry When U Dnt Open Yr Room Door When Dey Come Knockin? by yusufcarez: 6:39am On Apr 19, 2013 |
onila: I havent met men with huge ego's like these our brothersHow was your 9ite dear?and how was d sugar daddy d@ picked u @ Ikeja under bridge yesterday?.Hope he didn't 4ck up? Hope u've not unwore ur wig dis morning. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 10:31pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Lemme see d@ 2nd pix again self.I wan test my laughing strenght...... |
Romance / Re: Guys do You Find Slim Girls So Sweet And Petite? by yusufcarez: 8:19pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Thread closed!!mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Ugly??????? by yusufcarez: 8:00pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
joeydozzy:which skul? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 6:09pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
ItsModella:Can u match d OP'S G.F?ugly gyel. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Ugly??????? by yusufcarez: 5:57pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
As handsome as gorilla!!!y'all get d@ |
Romance / Re: Why Is It Easier To "Speech" Voluptuous And Curvy Girls Than Other Girls? by yusufcarez: 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
onila: very trueOnisekuse ponbele |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 3:28pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
ItsModella: look at his eyebrows, he also arched them...ahhh!!!sharrarppp.wot if he were 2 come asking u out? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by yusufcarez: 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
@OP.Are u 4rm Isale Eko/Badiya/isale abetu? 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Ur Last Cash by yusufcarez: 7:54pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
chikk:This is ur 1st comment d@ pleases me. |
Romance / Re: Jamaican Girls Are Cool by yusufcarez: 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
onila:wayward gyel watta gwan |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 7:47pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Shollypopz: ^^read my prev. post again. This time, a little slower.No she can't cos she has dementia..u know she's old |
Romance / Re: Jamaican Girls Are Cool by yusufcarez: 7:09pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Onila my wife 2 b |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 5:11pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
[quote author=190]^ someone said we would become best friends one day its becos wen i see a gal i lyk i fight wit ha 1st. |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 5:03pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
chikk:U're tired?bring it on now.Baboon |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 4:54pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Tashamania: Nice one OP.A quick peep thru ur profile pix shows u have lesion in your Medial Longitudinal Fasciculus. |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 4:35pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
chikk:Yes grandma!! Thats d problem with d inability of ur hymenal carnucle 2 secrete hymen. |
Romance / Re: Ur Last Cash by yusufcarez: 3:55pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Barhackheart:Sweetheart hw's ur jamb preparation?i luv u nd i want u 2 talk ur own! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 3:37pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
chikk:Ok.i know your problem.U nid a guy abi?.Visit d nearest babalawo place close 2 u now!!! |
Romance / Re: What Attracts Men To Woman by yusufcarez: 3:19pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Ijeoma Okeke100: Guys what do you think attracts men to woman? We all know that most of the time its the men who make the first move. I want to know how come they do it? is it that they like what they see ? is it that they like the personality etc? Someone said men were visual beings , so i just want to know what makes you wana talk to the ladies? is it the looks etc?4 me face and posture. @OP,do u have pimples in ur face? |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 10:20am On Apr 17, 2013 |
chikk:kiss my left ass |
Romance / Re: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by yusufcarez: 10:35pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
Here are some tips 4 guys: *When she walks away from you mad [leave her] *When she stares at your lips [yimu 2 her] *When she pushes you or hits you [give her solid punch] *When she starts cursing you [curse her back and tell her you hate her] *When she's quiet [ask her weda she wants money] *When she ignores you [ignore her 2] *When she pulls away [push her away] *When you see her at her worst [tell her she looks like a pig] *When you see her cry [cry 2] *When you see her walking [give her a dirty slap 4rm behind] *When she's scared [run away 4rm d place] *When she lays her head on your shoulder [push her 2 d bed nd.....] *When she steals your favourite hat [steal her bra 2] *When she teases you [report her 2 EFCC] *When she doesn't answer for a long time [find another girl] *When she looks at you with doubt [lie 2 her] *When she grabs at your hands [hug her tight] *When she bumps into you [tell her do u want 2 give me a heart attack] *When she tells you a secret [tell ur friends and play with it] *When she looks at you in your eyes [look away cos there might be juju in her eyebrow] *WHEN SHE MISSES YOU [SHE NEEDS MONEY] *When you break her heart [mock her] *When she says its over [tell her bye 4 life[/quote][quote *When she walks away from you mad [follow her] *When she stares at your lips [kiss her] *When she pushes you or h *When she ignores you [give her your attention] *When she pulls away [pull her back] *When you see her at her worst [tell her she's beautiful] *When you see her cry [just hold her & don't say a word] *When you see her walking [sneak up & hug her waist from behind] *When she's scared [protect her] *When she lays her head on your shoulder [Tilt her head up & kiss her] *When she steals your favourite hat [Let her keep it & sleep with it for a night] *When she teases you [tease her back & make her laugh ] *When she doesn't answer for a long time [reassure her that everything is okay] *When she looks at you with doubt [Back yourself up with the TRUTH] *When she grabs at your hands [hold hers & play with her fingers] *When she bumps into you [bump into her back & make her laugh ] *When she tells you a secret [keep it safe & untold] *When she looks at you in your eyes [don't look away until she does] *WHEN SHE MISSES YOU [SHES HURTING INSIDE] *When you break her heart [the pain NEVER really goes away] *When she says its over [she STILL wants you to be hers[/quote] 1 Like |
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