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Romance / Re: Handing Over Your Pay by Zahnda(f): 2:06am On May 11, 2011
Hand over his pay Damn! Do these women still enjoy intimacy with these dudes after castrating them? What is happening to men? Next he'll be handing over his marital bed to the wife so she can enjoy the virile attention of a man still in possession of his balls. If he asks 'pretty please', thee wife might let him watch. A damn shame. The day my man hands over his money to me will be the day I fire his neutered azz.

The only money I keep an eye on is mine and our joint investments. Other than that, we pay our dues into a joint household account and let the debit order system do the rest. I can't take care of a grown man's finances, I've got a job to do and being his runner isn't on my job description.
Romance / Re: Wife Pregnant From A White Man by Zahnda(f): 1:19pm On May 09, 2011
A paternity test can be done during pregnancy, not advisable though as it can negatively affect the foetus.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Asked Me To Marry Him by Zahnda(f): 11:13pm On May 06, 2011
So any guy you're dating and that you're happy with gets to be your hubby. Any mofo that clocks on time and says the right things? Girl, breath, it's only been 15months. And you're ready to marry this dude but can't sit down with him like a grown woman and ask him what's up? You have to ask a bunch of strangers on where you stand with YOUR man. And you don't wanna seem desperate? Of course you're not, you passed desperate 3 months ago!
Romance / Re: Should He/she Take Their Deceased Partner Photo Down? by Zahnda(f): 4:14am On May 06, 2011
I'd prefer a widower to not attempt to date me while keeping a shrine, freaky. My first preference though would be to have the widower not attempt to date me, period.
Romance / Re: What Will U Do When U Love A Girl And The Parents Of The Girl Don't Like U? ? by Zahnda(f): 4:06am On May 06, 2011
Why do u need them to like you? Let them be, unless you like buying old people expensive gifts to express gratitude to them for having bore you a GF/wife. While your parents are going without gratitude due to misunderstanding that you have none and that you dropped out of nowhere. Now stop kissing other people's mammas' derrieres and go plucker up to your own mammas, nearly Mothers' Day.
Romance / Re: Isn't This Just Cruel? by Zahnda(f): 3:32am On May 06, 2011
^^^ Good points m'aam, but nowhere in the OP's initial post did she suggest a penchant for screwing anything and everything, I suppose it was dumb of me to have failed to jump to such a conclusion, but hey, i'm new. As for STDs, I read somewhere that they're transmitted through Unprotected
Sex and this time, I concluded that anyone practising unsafe sex was at risk. Never knew they meant just women in FWB arrangements.
Romance / Re: Wooing (Toasting) a Lady by Zahnda(f): 2:48am On May 06, 2011
Epic Fail, all the way. 1st, why are u apologising? My self esteem is healthy so I don't need you to lower yourself to make me feel great, u owe me no favours. Tell me i'm beautiful? Again, great on chicks who need random complements from social retards to get by, some of us couldn't care less what your opinion of our looks is. And seriously, wtf u doing loitering around waiting to pounce on unsuspecting women? Do they not have pepper spray in Nigeria, poor women!
Romance / Re: Isn't This Just Cruel? by Zahnda(f): 2:25am On May 06, 2011
Damn! Excuse a lady for liking her some sex! heap? Get off it! Some women actually do like sex and do not just 'endure' it to keep a roof over their heads. Should we all now slap a (bride)price tag on our azzes? Or ration sex as per handbag or blackberry presented? The FWB arrangement isn't the issue here, it's his lack of manners.
Romance / Re: Why Are Fine Boys Always Shy by Zahnda(f): 2:01am On May 06, 2011
Sorry, have never met a guy that was too shy to approach a woman he really was crazy about. Maybe I need to get out more,
Romance / Re: If Your Man Tells U He is Epileptic... by Zahnda(f): 4:36pm On May 05, 2011
Funny how when a potential partner is being described on here, it's usually his money and material status that defines them.
Romance / Re: Your Advise Needed by Zahnda(f): 10:38pm On May 03, 2011
ifihearam:

Can i go for a girl who has rejected my friend before

Let me explain,there is this chick that my friend once asked out but she refused like a year ago now,and now i am beginning to develop interest in her and she likes me,so is it right for me to go after her or i will be betraying my friend
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Depends. How do YOU feel about it? 'Tis your life after all and you don't need to consult with me or anyone else before living it? Seriously, you can't have a referendum everytime a life decision pops up, just now we'll be deciding on what colour underwear you should wear.
Romance / Re: Universal Law Of Love by Zahnda(f): 2:03am On May 03, 2011
Read - Comprehend - Isolate Key points - Summarize - Log on to Nairaland.
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Mean When They Ask A Girl If She Has A Boyfriend? by Zahnda(f): 11:40pm On May 02, 2011
The same as when you ask or wonder if a guy has a girlfriend.
Romance / Re: Its Hard Being A Woman In A Man's World by Zahnda(f): 6:31pm On May 02, 2011
Of course it's hard being a woman, a woman merely existing in wait for a man to come and define her. A woman whose value lies solely in her genital$ and the fruits thereof. A woman who, though given a mind and amazing strength, chooses not to use both in exchange for the great opportunity of having her name changed and being transported to another place to work and breed.
Romance / Re: Will You Be in A Relationship If Deep Down You Know Its Not Gonna Go Anywhere? by Zahnda(f): 12:17pm On May 02, 2011
I'm assuming that Anywhere is St Matrimony Valley? Pass. I enter into relationships purely for the sheer experience. - 'Till death do us part' isn't my scene - There's nothing in this world I wanna do for the rest of my life except maybe breath, besides, I quite like my last name. And I can't pay exurbitant amounts to lawyers everytime I need to dissolve a partnership that's ceased to add value into My Life Inc.
Romance / Re: Ladies: If You Love Him Why Not Wait For Him? by Zahnda(f): 12:11am On May 02, 2011
[center]Extreme Horniness? [/center]

Virgins are human afterall, flesh and blood and the body can only take so much famine before a girl's forced to grab anything, stick a 'husband' label on it and ride that mofo Matrimonially! No time to wait for indecisive boyfriends,
Chick's gotta get Hers!

But seriously though: What's Love Gotta Do With It?

What with people cruising churches in an attempt to score husbands. You think people have time to wait for a mofo to be thinking things through when all their schoolmates are all married off already? Please! A girl's got to have a husband, a better half, someone to think on her behalf, decide on her behalf, earn money for her, Define Her. A girl needs a husband, any husband! tongue
Romance / Re: Some People Can't Wait by Zahnda(f): 10:58pm On May 01, 2011
Marriage is a wonderful institution, for those with a need for institutionalised living. Not for me though, I quite like my last name, making and spending my own money whichever way I like, and quite frankly: There's nothing in this world I'd like to do for the rest of my life.
Romance / Re: love,lust ,infatuation and fun by Zahnda(f): 9:11pm On Apr 30, 2011
Have you run out of business of your own to mind or have you just been appointed The Head Organiser Of Other People' bleeping Schedule?
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Public Display Of Affection? by Zahnda(f): 7:25am On Apr 30, 2011
Hotie Tima:

man there needs to be a limit on how ppl express they love in public this days.

my eyes where  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked form wat i saw in public in few days ago.  

I usually have my own business on my mind and no space to rent out to some random people's mating habits.
Romance / Re: Can Your Girfriend Or Boyfriend Pick Up Your Calls At Any Time? by Zahnda(f): 6:59am On Apr 30, 2011
BABE!:

^^^Zahnda! Have I told you, that person on your profile is beautiful?  wink wink Well, she is! cheesy
BABE!:

^^^Zahnda! Have I told you, that person on your profile is beautiful?  wink wink Well, she is! cheesy

The person in the profile is amused by your sneaky innuendo, flattered too, smiley
Romance / Re: Is This Assumption Fair Enough? by Zahnda(f): 6:40am On Apr 28, 2011
nurabela:

The usual perception of attractive people is beauty without brains. Is this assumption fair enough?


Nah, it's just a saying that was created to make ugly people feel better about themselves, kinda like the 'it's what's inside the that counts', I mean that one is true but people generally don't bother getting to know fugly people in order to see what's inside. Which makes their inside count for zilch really.
Romance / Re: Can Your Girfriend Or Boyfriend Pick Up Your Calls At Any Time? by Zahnda(f): 9:57pm On Apr 27, 2011
luvgurl:

some calls are not meant to hurt but 4 the fact that it's from the oppsite sex smiley u might be hurt. so dont answer his/her calls. kiss

Girl, you hurt easily, Does your man work in an all male company?
Romance / Re: Can Your Girfriend Or Boyfriend Pick Up Your Calls At Any Time? by Zahnda(f): 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2011
Nope, we don't answer each other's phones because the caller does not wish to speak to us or s/he would have called us on our own phones. There really is no need to be playing each other's receptionists, all networks have that covered, it's called Voicemail.
Romance / Re: How Is More Romantic? by Zahnda(f): 9:20pm On Apr 27, 2011
Lemme guess, you just so happen to belong to the tribe that won and bleeped all night, right? And you are how old, 16? Bless, Now listen, there's not one definition of romace, romance means different things to different people. So do yourself a favour, get to know the individual you're dating before deciding to bore her with back to back calls and hallmark cards by some failed poet. Not all chicks live to watch soapies to get inspiration on how and who to be.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Wife Come To Me Now by Zahnda(f): 8:35pm On Apr 27, 2011
frugallike:

TO THAT PROSPECTIVE LUCKY WIFE AND FRIEND OUT THE NIGHT IS CALLING MY HEART IS CALLING I FEEL SO LONELY I NID YOU ONLY BUT GOT A TEDDY THAT I TAKE TO BED FINDING THE RIGHT RIB IS MOST IMPORTANT LOVE IS FINDING SOMEONE AND NOT ANYBODY YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT LOVING THE PERSON U UNDERSTAND, MAKING THE PERSON LAUGH, SMILE WITH your HEARTRIB, & TO TRUST ONEANOTHER TO THE INTERESTED PERSON YOUR WISH ISA MY COMMAND ADD ME TO MESSENGER LIST EMAIL IS CATUCHE01@YAHOO.COM NAME GREGORY T ACCOUNTANT PRESENTLY SEEKING FOR A WIFE AND CALL ME ON 07090497635

A teddy Really

For future reference: Honesty isn't always the best policy and you don't always have to be yourself especially when your self is a grown man with a disturbing attachment to his teddy.

Good Luck on the wife thing though,
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Tryin To Push Words Into My Mouth. by Zahnda(f): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2011
Myswag:

@Isoke- Thanks for your dearie advice.
Another thing again is that she is too fond of me, always want me to be around her, tellin me of how handsome I am. But I think her problem is insecurity.

Well, it's not unusual for BFs and GFs to be very fond of each and give each other complements. You having a problem with this is very unusual. Do you even like this chick? Do you like any chick for that matter? Points to ponder bro,

Good Luck
Romance / Re: Nigerian Baby Mamas by Zahnda(f): 4:14pm On Apr 25, 2011
omoge25:

so are the daddies acata or are they naija's also?
Because i know some naija chicks here that have babies but it is for acata men.

Does it really matter?

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