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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia And Her Daughters Stun In Bikini (Photos) by Zalvage(m): 2:56pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Romance / Re: Man Who Slept With 7 Friends & 2 Sisters Exposed On Facebook by Zalvage(m): 9:13am On Jul 27, 2018
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why you mad girl!

Celebrities / Re: Liz Anjorin: Fear Of Going Broke Drove Me Into Business by Zalvage(m): 12:14pm On Jul 21, 2018
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HANTY! HANTY!! HANTY!!!
please it's hoeK...
we know the bizneX
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Celebrities / Re: Alex Cries Out After She Falls For Instagram Bambiala Scam by Zalvage(m): 12:16pm On Jul 14, 2018
Abeg i no hear wetin you talk!
Abeg talk am again...you say you no get sense abi na wetin? shocked

Travel / Re: Couple On Power Bike Killed With One Other After Fatal Accident. Graphic Photos by Zalvage(m): 11:07am On Jul 08, 2018
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Sad end though!

People screaming out that power bikes are death trap are just being hypocritical...

How many people die in car crash in a year?

How many die in plane crashes?

How many die even inside commuter buses in a year?

How many die on their beds?

How many die in the bathroom by slipping?

There are thousands ways to die!!!

Something must kill a man!

We are all listed on our final destination... cry

Na God get the final say!

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Crime / Re: Slay King, Victory Ene, Caught On CCTV Stealing Macbook At Abuja Plaza (Video) by Zalvage(m): 12:57pm On Jul 05, 2018
Millenniumlady:
See find boy wey dey thief shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin Writes President Buhari An Open Letter by Zalvage(m): 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2018
undecidedIS IT JUST ME...
OR IS THIS OTELE SAYING BALDERDASH!!!
IS SHE ADVOCATING FOR HER SUGAR DADDIES?...
PEPPER AFF BLOCK THIS ONE BRAIN!!!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 'This Is Nigeria' Art By Toni Kuyinu (Photos) by Zalvage(m): 8:10pm On Jun 19, 2018
ChiefAzubuike1:
I've been living in the USA for the past 7 years. I still come to naija every year during the festive seasons.

Fact is Nigeria is not that bad. Only that Nigerian citizens are very greedy and are never satisfied. If you go to countries like Zimbabwe, Uganda, Tanzania, Bangladesh, India, phillipines , the favelas of brazil etc , you'll see people living in squalor and abject poverty. So why complain when you're in a better situation? You complain of boko haram its worse with the Isis and Taliban of Pakistan and Afghanistan. You complain of kidnapping its worse with the pirates and marauders of somalia. You complain of poor electricity it's worse in countries like Senegal and Mozambique. You complain of crime its worse in countries like south Africa.
Una wahala too much infact wetin una want sef.

Instead of you to think of ways to develop your country you're here complaining . The same complain you dey complain for 1975 na still the same complaint in 2018. No new complaint other than bad governance , light,water , no money etc.
Your government have tried their best. They can't kill themselves. Not even Buhari. At least you go pity his old age.

EWOO!!! SEE THIS AKPA AMUUU!!! WHAT DA FVCKS ARE U DOING IN THE STATES? WHY UR DEMENTEED BLACK SENSEELESS SELF NO DEY THE NAIJA? WETIN U FIND GO YANKEE? YOU BE BIG FOOOOOOL! A DERANGEED AND UTTERLY INSANE BUFFOON!
ITS INNSANE PPL LIKE YOURSELF THAT CONFUSES THE NATION THINKING ITS ALL GOOD AND ROSY!!! angry angry
YOUR FULL GENERATION THR!!! ARE YOU IN DOUBT? YOUR ANCESTORS ARE ONLINE NOW! ARGUE WITH THEM!
Crime / Re: Man Fleeing From Ogun SARS Dies Of Internal Bleeding After A Fall (Graphic Pics) by Zalvage(m): 7:58pm On Jun 19, 2018
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Most of you keep asking why he ran? Saying if his hands are clean, then why run!

I pray most of you senselesss Jackdawz Neva get caught up in any of thr hands... i for one experienced the most painful experience ever...i was arrested at the market for going to buy potatoes! So i should carry documents... ehn! I was locked up for 2 days and denied access to my phone! And parted away with #45k in end...they found nothing on my phone after insisting i do yahoo, i told them i import goods...they called my contact in Germany but still locked me up and said i was a cultist because i have a tattoo! angry angry ...i told them on the day of my release...THAT THE POLICE CAN NEVER BE MY FRIEND... WHENEVER I SEE YOU GUYS I WOULD RATHER RUN THAN STAY BACK!...

Do you know if this young lad had this particular kind of treatment! If you have never experienced shitttt don't speak! MOFOZzz!!!

I always say...they end up dieing in worst ways and thr kids wont be Better off either... are you in doubt? Your ANCESTORS are online now! Argue with them

#ENDSARS... #ENDSARSMENACE angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Fans Slam Jude Okoye For "Splitting P'square" After Commenting On Wizkid's Post by Zalvage(m): 7:50pm On May 28, 2018
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This bros halla only STAR MAN... Them wan finish eem general generation...Thank God he kept mute during OBO assurance...hanty Cynthia for just advice am...


Make one off the book statement and Nigerians would pour buhari problems on you...
Celebrities / Re: “Everybody is trying to act like its cool its really absurd” Falz on cyber crime by Zalvage(m): 7:39pm On May 28, 2018
olutop:

Are into yahoo, it seems dz is paining u more than G-boys sef....wat is bad is bad.
We shud encourage oda musicians to sing abt the bad things in awa society not castigate some1 dt is atleast trying.
and I neva for once think soft work support yahoo...d guy was simply saying hz makn more money frm music than law, people will always look for ways to bring d good people down.

like seriously... my comment never supported or encouraged cyber crime...I'm only saying that their are more pressing issues that clearly outweighs it and if the head is not cut off others criminal activities would flourish at an exponential rate... Corruption started all of this other side attraction... if not for, corrupt practices do you really think there would be collapse or law and order?
Celebrities / Re: “Everybody is trying to act like its cool its really absurd” Falz on cyber crime by Zalvage(m): 6:38pm On May 28, 2018
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After singing #softwork?

The problem with nigerians is so huge at the moment that cyber crimes shouldn't even be a topic... Ranking on the Top 20 list of the most corrupt nation in the world, abi na the terrorist Boko Haram, or if the Niger delta avengers abi wetin Dem dey call Dem... �...(dem still dey sef) or is the Fulani herdsmen! abi na the POWER SECTOR!... or is it the HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT RATE and JOB INSECURITY...#thisIsNigeria he mentioned all of this but bro the way the country focused on cyber criminals can't they direct that same energy just to CORRUPTION ALONE... this country would move to a whole different level...

Morraf****...
Crime / Re: Woman Drugs, Kidnaps Friend In Lagos by Zalvage(m): 6:58am On May 22, 2018
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maasoap:
She collected substance and sniffed it just like that? Was she a drug addict?



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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Chioma A N45M Porsche: Nigerians Reaction To Her Birthday Gift by Zalvage(m): 9:25am On May 01, 2018
crazymommy:
The intelligent and ambitious lady said this And someone with IQ lower than powerbank replied her with this....
HAHAHAHAHA

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