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Lord, You are my strength and my salvation. Thank You for answered prayers and Your divine love and faithfulness to me and my loved ones. You never fail me and will never fail me my Father. I bless Your holy name forever and ever, amen .

"Good morning.please be reminded that I'll b coming over soonest to collect my compensation.I've noticed that youve been silent over it and I can't wait any longer.also b reminded that any cost incurred by me with regards to this visit will be defrayed by you.Ignore this message at your own risk".


LMGAO . She ended it with a semi threat/warning . This 'dramaland' is one funny place.

@ topic, since ure so bothered about the sex of ur child y dont u create a 'boy' for urself. So some people still reason like this poster in this day and age?

I'll praise and bless You forever Oh Lord my God .

Lord I cant thank You enough for all that You have done for me and my loved ones . Be magnified forever and ever, amen.

Bia toshmann mind urself oo . Imo ahu nsuga ugbunu adighi sweet to me. About ihe ikwuru maka ndi 'anambala', its true. Anyi na ma mma di egwu . Make sure na inuru onye 'anambala' b/c anyi na adi sweet in and out if u know what I mean . Gi bu nwa di funny .

@ naja haje, my sister I didnt hurt myself. Too many comedians on nairaland and I enjoy a lot of it.

@ poster, LMGAO . There's nothing I havent read on this 'dramaland' . Please check if there are more 'Alero Dorcases' on her phone.

Ask her y she stored your name as 'Alero Dorcas' LMGAO . Of all the female names in the world she stored your name as 'Alero Dorcas'. *Falling off my bed and rolling on the floor with laughter*. Dude, u better be joking.


P.S: Sorry to all the Alero Dorcases out there. I go berra .

This is indeed a very sad story. May the dead man rest in peace .

Violence always amount to pain. I pity the little girl. Y would a couple fight each other talk more of using canes to do it? Thats just appalling.

I must also say that some parts of this story totally cracked me up. Saying that the woman had a 'deep-seated desire not to go back to school' and that 'she fights at motor park' were hilarious. She should join the UFC guys, LMGAO .

All the same, a sad story. The man and his wife should be blamed cause they're not supposed to be fighting at all. Only brutes do that. Might it be that the dead guy (esp. after he got his masters degree) used to beat his wife and maybe felt that she was not his 'wife' anymore but a 'load of embarrassment' living with him. Thus causing the lady to 'retaliate' or should I say 'pay the man back in his own coin in a deadly way'. Pity.

@ toshmann, arum mma . I hope niru mma too. Oruka uche gi abatakwala. Akwa dokwram igwa dee na daa ka ha kuo gi ihe maka ihe ahu isuga ugbu ahu . (imitating toshmann imo state )

@ Amiga, nne at times nga achigide ochi maka ife na agu eba eh. Ufodu no eba bu comedians . E.g bu toshmann asi ya suo asusu nne ya osuba ihe ozo ka onye nuru palmwine .

Did any of y'all FGC Ikot Ekpene guys graduate around 1996, 97 or 98 or know people that graduated from those classes? This is cause I know someone that graduated around that time and one of y'all might know him cause he was very popular in school

@ Amiga, nne odiko ha lahucha ula he enye thread ha afa di one kind maka enweho afa thread ma anube na nairaland. At times, nfu so afa the thread nga achigide ochi ike agwucham .

Toshmann ebulu kwa ba 18. Kekwa asusu ona asu ebea .

Lovely pic u got there mc usman.

I will always bless You because You are Who You are no matter where I am .

I bless U Lord .

This thread just dey divert anyhow but its all good .

And I thought Ive seen all the funny threads on nairaland. I cant stop laughing . Oh boy abeg take am easy with ur 'confusion-among-sisters' lips. By the way, ur pout in ur pix was hilarious.

Nairaland sef .

Unu na atom ochi. Chai, I can't stop laughing. I didn't get what the dude meant till I translated the post in Igbo.


@ poster, ure one naughty boy . "He threw me hard on the bed" means 'nwoke' a tusiri mike na bed and not 'otu' siri mike na bed. LMGAO .

Ke kwa nke bu 'international day for mother's tongue' . Amaam ebe ndi nairaland ufodu si ewata afa ha n'enye thread ufodu. O na crack m up .

I'll lift Your name higher above other gods my Loving God. Thank You forever for always been there for me and all that I love .

I can't stop loving and thanking You my Lord and my savior for all u have done for me and my loved ones. Be thou glorified, magnified and exalted above all other gods in Jesus name Ive prayed, amen.

I bless You my Lord Jesus who shed His blood on the cross of calvary for my salvation .