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@ youngies, ima atu inu ofuma noo, jisike mana adirom sure na inu go nka:

Onye nagba egwu surugede omakwa na surugede bu egwu ndi mmuo.

@ presido, adim mma. Onweho ihe mbu naobi gwasara okwu ntabi ile gi. O just di funny .

@ toshmann, kpachara anya nihe ine ede maka ndi anambara before me gi iwa .

@ doncaster and ijiji, una thank u oo. Like doncaster talk, I be student so for now I no get money to spend make ijiji teach me pidgin. Doncaster am waiting make u teach me since u go teach me for free. I hope I no go pay u later oo .

@ iceblue, me think say they like money too much .

Laughing my beautiful ass of @ thread.

"abeg leave bournvita and megatran/Darth Vader alone jare"

@ debosky, that was hilarious. I was about to say something about the name cause it sounds like one of those robots in Transformers. Megatran ko Darth Vader ni .

@ osisi, very good advice .

@ poster, I was expecting to hear that the 'Mike Tyson-lawyer' was actually beaten unconscious by the mob . This kind of stories are pathetic cause these same guys that beat up their women stand at attention like security guards in some nigerian movies and answer 'yes ma' when their female bosses address them. Fighting their fellow men is not in their to-do list either. These women that are beaten by some men should follow osisi's advice or better still follow mine which is: tell some touts to jump the guy and carry him to an iroko tree. The touts should tie the guy to the iroko tree, then scrape his body with a broken beer bottle while the 'punching bag-lady' is watching and enjoying the scenario. They should end the 'act' by pouring a bucket of stinging acids mixed with ice on him and leave him there under the sun . Since he's a beast I believe that he should be treated as one.

@ ijiji1, $20 dey too much now haba . I no fit pay that amount just to sabi speak pidgin. Abeg we need to bargain oo.

@ youngies, na wa o. Inu gi nke a di egwu oo . Anube mya mana eji mu uche ghota ya. Nga atu ozo ma emecha.

@ almondjoy, .

@ Sly, U wish .

"bia nurseabali okpu ahu ikpu adighi gi mma na isi ikpu"
@ presido, bia presido obulu na ihe a ide bu okwu ntabi ile then idi funny ooo .

@ topic, Unu nine ekwu chago okwu ntabi ire enwere n'Igbo . Odighi mma oo

Me I know sabi speak pidgin . The small wey I speak na the basics wey I learn from nairaland and some friends but I still dey learn sha. I love seeing people wey dey speak pidgin or when they write with am esp. on nairaland. I go come back when I sabi speak more. I troway salute and hail una.

Ilu nkem ga atu bu this: "nwata etoghi eto wara ogodo ikuku eburu ya buru ma ogodo ya".

Ndi Igbo ndewo nu oo. Achoputam na ndi Igbo no na site a di too much. Jisienu ike .

Ndi Igbo ekene mu unu. Amaghim ihem ga ede now so nga sign out maka enwerem class ututu echi .

Very funny thread .

"I never forget to sleep without underwear--except on monthly cursed days--only 3 days thank God! Also sleep with my back to him and thighs slightly parted for easy access! "

@ almondjoy, and I thought I was the only one that sleeps without pan ties or with my back towards my but here u are doing the same thing with your man. That sleeping position works like magic I tell ya. Lots of caressing involved .

@ poster everything about him makes me but I'll list a few. The way he takes care of me and always makes me the happiest woman on earth. He has a good heart as my mom would say which I know is also very true. His gentility and humility. His physique. I love his pecker and his 'performance' with it is just perfect. The way he does the 'lion share' of the chores (I still help out though), the way he baby's me and calls me when we're apart. We complement each other and I know I mean the world to him. Knowing him has changed my life greatly and I know he's the best.

I would say home first then my carrier would be second. But like some already said they work hand in hand cause though I love a happy home I still wouldn't wunna stay home all day in the name of being a housewife. I wouldn't wunna overwork my self or let my husband do so either. Also, after a day's work I would love to relax at a peaceful, happy and loving home. So yeah, they both work together in a lot of cases.

HMMMM!!!! This thread is

Submission! Submission!! Submission!!!

@ almondjoy, u got that right .

@ poster, I find u and ur posts amusing . I saw ur thread about wives submitting to their husbands and now this. U sure know how to advocate ur beliefs but its all good . What ure forgetting is that a man that wants to sleep with his house keeper is likely to do so even if the wife does all the stuff u listed in ur post. Lets not forget that some men without house keepers do cheat and the reason why a lot of them do so is not because they aren't satisfied with their wives. On the other hand, a man that isn't interested in sleeping with the house keeper wouldn't no matter how well she does her chores. Besides, from what ure insinuating a wife is supposed to do all the chores u listed in ur post and here I am thinking that in a marriage that people are supposed to share the chores and/or do them together. If only the wife is to do all this what then would the husband do?

Jackie is more beautiful and is also the better actress. Nadia looks ok but I don't think she's a good actress.