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CelebritiesRe: Court To Hear Suit Seeking DNA Test For Mohbad’s Son by zebszebs: 6:08am On Mar 11, 2024
Let Mohbads wife also counter-sue, asking for a DNA test to be conducted on Mohbads "father" to ascertain his paternity.

IMO, If there wasnt money and wealth on ground being bickered for, would the "father" be doing this?

Who was Mohbads next of kin?

Was he legally married?

Even if a test is conducted and Liam isnt his biological son, nothing changes as Mohbad never AFAIK, doubted the paternity of Liam
FashionRe: Czech Republic's Krystyna Pyszkova Wins Miss World 2024(pics) by zebszebs: 7:12pm On Mar 10, 2024
Judolisco:
Agbani darego fine pass dis one o... Congrats to her... But seriously I thought alexreports crown one miss world in Abuja d other day grin
You are correct, Miss World, Abuja sub-division.
FashionRe: Czech Republic's Krystyna Pyszkova Wins Miss World 2024(pics) by zebszebs: 7:11pm On Mar 10, 2024
I wonder what Isabella Ayuk is feeling seeing this news.

This is something she always wanted, and she went as far as changing her age, removing almost a decade.

Now see her using Alex and Sons to whitewash her dented image: https://www.nairaland.com/8013484/former-mbgn-isabella-ayuk-makes
CelebritiesRe: Ex-MBGN Isabella Ayuk Turns 2 Pastor,graduates 4rm Winners Chapel Sch Abuja(pics by zebszebs: 10:58am On Mar 10, 2024
Pastor?

My God!!!
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Looks Gorgeous In New Photos by zebszebs: 10:57am On Mar 10, 2024
How this woman was ever Miss Anything shows the power of political influence (Ihedohia et.al) on the eventual winners of the contest.

This woman shouldn't even be Miss local government.
Christianity EtcRe: See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (pictures by zebszebs: 8:45am On Mar 10, 2024
Franzinni:
feeling is mutual... But while you are at it, you can suck a duck too

Look at the response of a so-called Christian?

I drew you out and you showed your true colors.

When I say you people are confused, pretentious twats, who tout some religion because of what they can get from it, its sounds harsh.

I mean, just look at you.

H-Y-P for the HYP for the HYPOCRITE!!!
Christianity EtcRe: See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (pictures by zebszebs: 8:43am On Mar 10, 2024
FuckYeyeMods:
Not easy to see pastors flying around in bombardier and never wish for same..
Man is an upcoming religious charlatan and pulpit bandit.

A con artist using a made-up cult, later turned religion to scam the gullible and unlettered.

"Fools think religion is true, the wise think it false, but rulers see it as useful."
- Seneca
Christianity EtcRe: See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (pictures by zebszebs: 8:41am On Mar 10, 2024
Franzinni:
1. Girls are the same species but a totally different human being( hypergamous)

2. There are no friends, people only wear masks they tailored for you or the situation.

3. Sex is sacred and everytime you engage in it your tie your soul to whoever you engage in the act with (for una wet sabi knack olosho then you wonder why you become oloshi)

4. Life is balanced ( everybody have problems )

5. There is nothing like afterlife... When you die you would be exactly how you were before you were born.... Poof!
Oh STFU!!!
Christianity EtcRe: See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (pictures by zebszebs:
Food for thought: If you were not born into a Christian family, would you be a Christian?

IMO, you are just a brainwashed African who thinks the colonizers' religion bequeathed to him is the best.

If you were born into a Muslim family, you would have said Islam was the best and advocated for everything Islamic.

See? Brainwashed
ComputersRe: Please How Fast Is Swift Network In Ibadan [URGENT] by zebszebs: 10:15pm On Mar 09, 2024
Maxmmanuel:
Please I have a Swift Mifi with over 50gb data and I plan on moving to Ibadan very soon. I would like to know how fast the network is in Ibadan or maybe I have to get another ISP.
Swift networks is not in Ibadan
FoodRe: Owl Meat by zebszebs: 9:02am On Mar 09, 2024
This must be nothing but a mad joke!!!
BusinessRe: Darlington Nwabunike: Meet the 'King of Billionaires' by zebszebs: 5:31pm On Mar 08, 2024
This has to be Alex.

"If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It has to be a duck"
TV/MoviesRe: Starlink Increases Hardware Price By 112% In Nigeria - From ₦378,000 To ₦800,000 by zebszebs: 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2024
Delay is really dangerous.
If you can afford something today, buy it.
Dont delay.
I am in severe pain right now!!!
RomanceRe: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by zebszebs:
***(Make I no lie I need the food cus I no fit cook)***

A shameless fellow.

This is why they will keep accusing you of having affairs with their wives.

And this is the fate (in reverse) that awaits you and your ilk:
https://www.nairaland.com/8023971/married-womans-boyfriend-stabs-husband
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill Access Bank Staff In Anyigba, Kogi (Graphic Photo) by zebszebs: 9:52am On Mar 08, 2024
Banks have an arrangement with the DPO of the police station that covers their location to provide them with 4 fully armed mobile policemen.

What the DPO does in connivance with the MOPOL is that they send just 2 or at most 3 to the branch, while the 4th MOPOL officer, who doesn't show up (call them a ghost worker), has his allowance going straight into the DPOs pocket.

These same MOPOL officers will be working simultaneously in like 2 to 3 other bank branches. Shifting as the spirit moves them.

I can bet you that those robbers met no armed MOPOL on the ground when they attacked those banks because the idiots were probably shadowing somewhere else.

The rot is deep
FamilyRe: Father’s Reaction To His Daughter Choosing A Black Man For Prom by zebszebs: 2:57pm On Mar 07, 2024
Let's be factual, if you weren't black, you would look down on black people too.

I am black and I know that black people aren't it.

Individual brilliance here and there, but as a collective, we are a mediocre people.
HealthRe: I Was Diagnosed With A Case Of Very Low Testosterone by zebszebs: 3:26pm On Mar 06, 2024
Have you heard of "Fadogia Agrestis"?

Its a herb found in the Northern part of the country.

Use it and come and give your testimony after 9 months.
Foreign AffairsRe: Tuggar To Israel: 'Palestine Deserves To Exist As An Independent Nation' by zebszebs: 2:30pm On Mar 06, 2024
Is he speaking on behalf of Nigeria or do those remarks represent his stance as a Muslim who is taking a side based on religious affiliation?

because I do not understand why Nigeria has an official opinion on an issue that doesn't concern it.

Large swathes of Northern Nigeria is governed by non-state actors who rape, pillage, abduct and terrorize citizens.

Yet this grey-haired buffoon is concerned about racist Israel and Palestine who are fighting an internecine war.

My goodness.
CelebritiesRe: The Wife I Married As A Virgin Complained I Wasn’t Satisfying Her - Israel DMW by zebszebs: 12:16pm On Mar 06, 2024
Israel married a sexually experienced, 2nd-hand virgin.

And he still loves her though, or he probably wants her back so he can revenge.

She has moved on, he clearly hasn't.

Sad state of things.
BusinessRe: Naira depreciates, posts £1/N2050 at black market by zebszebs: 4:01pm On Mar 05, 2024
Naira is gaining against the Dollar and losing against the British Pound.

By time the CBN runs out of resources to keep proping up the dead currency called the Naira, they will let it float.

A free float this time around, to finds it real market value which should be around #2500/$1

Until then, let them keep fo**oling themselves
HealthRe: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by zebszebs: 3:24pm On Mar 05, 2024
wirinet:
And who yell una say reverend fathers dey celibate? Una no dey hear news of old reverend fathers wey dey abuse small boys all over the world? In Nigeria its no secret say reverend father dey sama the kpekus of young female parishioners.
Read for comprehension and not to get annoyed.

Read what I wrote again and try to comprehend it.
HealthRe: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by zebszebs: 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2024
Greenfaces:
Lol.... they do have sex but codedly
Read what I wrote again, but this time slowly.
Ejoh, Biko!
HealthRe: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by zebszebs: 2:56pm On Mar 05, 2024
Galaticos444:
nobody on planet earth masturbate more than reverend fathers
Comprehension is a big problem in Nigeria.

Do you know the meaning of being celibate?
HealthRe: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by zebszebs: 2:54pm On Mar 05, 2024
Draslo:
Them dey masturbate at the very least. Or they prefer little bit boys. Either way, they get hard ons
This is why I put in quotes "actual celibate", meaning no form of sexual activity, whether solo or with a partner.

Always read to comprehend, young Padawan.
HealthRe: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by zebszebs: 2:44pm On Mar 05, 2024
If this were true then all "actual celibate" reverend fathers and seminarians would all be dropping dead like flies from postrate cancer.
FamilyRe: Pastor Suspends Wedding Due To Bride's Family Member's Absence (Video) by zebszebs: 10:25am On Mar 04, 2024
jeromestarks:
How dare you call me a hypocrite. Do you know who I am?

I will slap you this boy.
Go slap your ancestors.

H-Y-P for the HYP for the HYPOCRITE.
FamilyRe: Pastor Suspends Wedding Due To Bride's Family Member's Absence (Video) by zebszebs: 9:08am On Mar 04, 2024
jeromestarks:
What ever you do, marry a virgin.
A girl who has been fvcked and mounted by many men can ot give you peace.
Avoid my advice and 9jaCover will cover your story.
Good advice.

However, are you a virgin?

If not why are you looking for one?

H-Y-P for the HYP for the HYPOCRITE
CrimeRe: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by zebszebs: 7:29pm On Mar 01, 2024
buttlover:
Hope you dont live in a f2f house, you will talk on things that doesnt concern you. For the fact you bolded your comments you must be a loud gossiper. Abeg shift
I have just noticed your username.

I blame myself for engaging you.
CrimeRe: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by zebszebs: 6:05pm On Mar 01, 2024
Sleekfun:
The food crops in Nigeria is even expensive more than the foreign one , even cat fish is expensive more than Titus frozen fish , let government open border with Cotonou and reduce this bands items including cars ... This can help to build relationship between us and Cotonou but oil can be hold as a snuggle item ...cos that is FGN property...
*bands* items grin grin grin

Go to school, mbanu
CrimeRe: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by zebszebs: 6:04pm On Mar 01, 2024
buttlover:
I would have cashed out big time when i was serving in oja odan, but i had no funds. Rice was selling at 25,000naira in abeokuta while it was sold at 11000 naira in oja odan that year. If your go further to the next community called ohumbe almost near benin republic you will get a bag of rice at 9,500 naira. Many of my corps mate bought a lot of bags when we rounded up nysc. That yeat 2017/2018
And your point is?

Who asked you for this unnecessary story of your "would-have" foray into crime?

Its not too late, you can go join IBD smuggling school to learn the ropes
CrimeRe: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by zebszebs: 6:02pm On Mar 01, 2024
sammiewrite:
You may be right. There is an handle on Twitter that called out Fisayo's hypocrisy. The handle claimed Fisayo's family had been into rice smuggling for more than twenty years and that Fisayo only started to become vocal when his family's goods were recently seized. The handle even challenged Fisayo to dare to reply or sue him.
Even if Fisayo's family members were assassins who were just recently wiped out by IBD, does that change the fact that IBD is a notorious criminal and smuggler who has the customs and other arms of government, including the present president in his graces?

Like I told your colleague, I hope you two are not doing this nonsense for free.
CrimeRe: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by zebszebs: 5:56pm On Mar 01, 2024
idolda:
It is obvious this particular "investigative blog" has personal grievances with this particular smuggler. I can clearly heard where that man was saying custom Boss smuggled trailers of rice without the custom doing anything but this particular "investigative journalist" decided to ignore that particular one and focus on this guy threat to deal with custom officer. This selective investigation will only run this particular smuggler down while hundreds and thousands of smugglers in the good book of custom continue to game the system. Even the custom bosses self. I don't support illegal smuggling of goods either by smugglers or by custom officers as it robs the country of its revenue
I just hope and pray you are not doing this for free.
I hope you are smart enough to get some coins from IBD himself which solves all your problems down to your 4th generation.

If not, then its a big pity

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