₦airaland Forum

Lagos drivers are generally reckless. My problem is that some people in Lagos will see a car coming and be strolling, even when crossing the expressway.

The guy shouldn't have run. Again, knowing the kind of country we are, if you hit somebody and he dies, you will likely be lynched and your car set ablaze. You don't win either way.

kedeojo:
Which tutorials, if the president said gala hawkers on the road to leave Lagos, people like you will be wailing and saying they hate us, because of our tribe.

Every critical thinking person is igbo. Nigerians and tribalism. It's a disease.

Our presidents need tutorial on how to lead.

Sleepy T pain and baba go slow will take 6 months to announce appointments and do any tangible thing. Waste pipes.

Carry all your cash in your two back pockets.

EmperorCaesar:
This is entirely offpoint

Be like you just dey see this statistics, na why you dey dump am on top any thread wey no even relate

He's talking about easily-impressed minds of girls in their early 20s and how much it changes as they grow older

Understand his message first

You kids should stop wanking over women in their 30's and move on. If you are lucky to get married, you'll probably end up with a 30 plus woman.

Every other thing you and the OP is saying is unintelligent. Women in their 30's don't love, bla bla and they are getting married. They hate the men they marry then.

Be realistic how many ladies below 30 get married? How many have you met in the past 3 years?

Women worldwide, especially in cities now marry above 30. With better self care, health awareness etc, people now look good even in their 40's. I've seen some really hot 40 something year old women.

The new reality is that women hardly marry below 30. Irrespective of the name calling, men are marrying these 30 plus women, as they are usually the ones with sense and are ready to settle down. Let's face reality and move on.

Forget about love, even men don't love. We all have selfish interest when choosing a partner.

.The previous sexathon done by a UK lady was about 100 men in a day. Each man was given 5 minutes. Very disgusting.

Women always use their hands to debase themselves. It's not men who sexualize women, they do it themselves.

Most men usually don't even notice when a woman is giving them green light.

The attention you think you're getting is most likely in your head.

My advice for young men is to focus on women who make it obvious they want you. Stay where you're celebrated and stop assuming.

Mothers are true fans.

I saw a couple fighting inside the car at lekki epe expressway, just before the toll gate while the car was in motion.

Thinking about it, that's the craziest thing I've seen in this Lagos.

Women are men with boob's and ass. Remove wigs and makeup and you have your fellow men with you. Nothing special.

Nothing is more annoyin than seeing women body shame men. People who use makeup and wigs to enhance their basic looks, slandering people who usually look better than them.

You don't need a family history of sickle cell, all you need to know is the genotype of the person she's dating. If the person has sickle cell siblings and the person is AA, that's all that matters.

Will a family history of diabetes and high blood pressure prevent you from marrying them? What the man should be concerned with is the lifestyle of the partner and hope for the best. Cancer strikes even the most healthy people.

The important question that I did not see, is the question of family mental health. Mental health issues run in some families and it is genetic. Those are important things in family history one should worry a about.

Not everyone should have access to a phone. The IQ of a rat is higher than that of most people online.

You can't go everywhere as a president. No president of value, attends every invitation. You delegate your ministers and vice president sometimes.

These people don't understand that they lose their value when they're seen everywhere. You wouldn't see high profile presidents visiting every country.

lagonovo:
The law is clear. The Oba of Benin can be removed by the governor of Edo State.
Governors may decide not to use their power because Edo is a small state and most governors will have sentimental attachment to the palace but the law is clear.

Which law? Law without section? Please i need a copy of the law. Don't be an online lawyer.

Ojuntana:
Until it happens
Oh... it actually happened already
The British sacked one

The British is now a state governor? You must be a genius. What happened was an expedition- a war!.

The point is the Oba of Benin is the only traditional ruler in Nigeria today who is not an errand boy of a governor.

Let's acknowledge and applaud that fact, instead of clutching at straws. Some so called traditional rulers now receive lap dance and attend night clubs. A disgrace.

Ojuntana:
Lol
He might even sleep better

Oga leave matter. Never happened, never happening.

Ojuntana:
It will shock you when the Oba is deposed and another person takes office
That's when you'll know he's an appointee of the governor

Keep dreaming. It only happens amongst the yorubas, hausa and other tribes.

Deposed ke? Will the governor wake up the day he even dreams of it? Dey play.

Ojuntana:
He's appointed by the governor as well

Appointed from birth by the gods, from generation to generation. The best the Governor does is ceremonial, handing over of staff of office. The Governor has no say in who is Oba, there are no contenders to the throne.

What happened to the gods? The only true king is the Oba of Benin, nobody 'appoints' him.

Some married men even do same. I know a married guy with a good job. When he gets paid, he calls his "babes" - total leeches and they go on a spending spree.

By middle of the month, he's broke and borrows till the month ends. Repeat the cycle continuously. Unfortunately, these "babes" are girls he meets online or at various joints. They don't work and all they do is "runs".

It's sad indeed as he has a decent and a responsible wife. Your friend will likely end up like this dude. Some people are just reckless and lack indiscipline. They pay dearly in future.

LagosFc:
you seem to also lack comprehension issues aside from your glaring ignorance. I never said DSS is part of police but was a part of the police force before it establishment.

Dss is also referred to as secret police which also means that, they have the same powers as the police to arrest and prosecute criminals, or have you ever heard of Dss arresting any criminals and handing them over to the regular police for prosecution?

They are trained and equipped with special hardware and special techniques to fight crime, and that’s what makes them different from your regular police.

Just like the FBI or special units in developed climes, they can arrest any form of criminal most especially high profiled criminals, a case in study is nnamdi Kanu, or why has the dss not handed him over to the police?

Stop trying to sound intelligent and accept corrections they operate covertly, that’s why they are not like the regular police

you are a mumu man, is the DSS not also part of the police?

Mudafuka said this, I called him out and schooled him.

I never said DSS is part of police but was a part of the police force before it establishment.

Mudafuka now denied the previous statement of claiming DSS is part of the police.

Dss is also referred to as secret police which also means that, they have the same powers as the police to arrest and prosecute criminals,

Even the vigilante can arrest someone. Heck, even I can arrest someone, it's called citizens arrest, it doesn't make me the police. I shoukd have ignored you as promised, but it's difficult to ignore a dullard spreading misinformation.

LagosFc:
you are still disgracing yourself if at all you pass through school…..DSS was a branch of the Nigerian police force, they were trained for specific purposes and part of there functions including fighting any forms of crime and arresting and prosecution of criminals

While the military on the other hand, don’t handle civil matters stop trying to sound intelligence when you just displaying your ignorance, humble yourself and take correction when necessary.

Stop disgracing yourself online. DSS is not part of the police. It is under the NSA. Nobody is asking for precolonial history of the DSS. Your statement is that the DSS is part of the police, and I quickly pointed out your ignorance.

The work of the DSS is totally different from what the police does. It's primary purpose is providing protection for top government officials, gathering intelligence and other federal duties.

Nothing more annoying than these morons roaming around nairaland, dushing out falsehood. Because they are nicknamed 'secret police' doesn't mean they are part of the police, just the same way military police are not part of the police. Mumu.

Congrats, you've successfully gotten a few minutes of my attention, something very hard for me to give on nairaland, especially to dummies. Don't reply me again, it will be a waste.

LagosFc:
mumu man, you are the ignorant fool, they are called secret police or is it because they don’t stand on the road like your typical police to collect bribe? Go educate yourself and stop disgracing yourself on the internet

Secret police? You're a bigger fool than I initially thought. Military police is also part of the "police" in your opinion. Mumu.

wellmax:
Go and clone FBI website and tell them it’s a mundane thing. Yeye boy.

Your father. You're obviously a product of failed parenting if you can't be civil.

lexy2014:
can you list these "federal crimes"?

Go and research on Nigerian federal crimes.

LagosFc:
you are a mumu man, is the DSS not also part of the police? Arresting and prosecuting criminals is also part of there job function, moreso that the crime in question was committed against there agency by another mumu man

The DSS is part of the police? It's sad when you people display your stupidity in public.

Always focusing on the mundane. The work of the DSS is national security, Federal crimes.

The police should handle this and let our DSS focus on more important things.

Lol. I had a nuisance tenant who refused to pay for almost 2 years. I got boys who came at 4am to throw out his belongings without any mercy. He kept writing undertaken and when time was up, he defaults.

Some tenants are heartless and should not be treated with kid gloves. His belongings were thrown on the streets. I felt for the wife and kids, unfortunately, their father is irresponsible and everyone paid for his irresponsibility.

Odingo1:
We will take you serious when Ikwerre people stop speaking Igbo and drop their Igbo names to that of Bini and start speaking Bini language instead speaking of Igbo.

Focus on the message, not the messenger.
https://punchng.com/ikwerres-deny-ancestral-affiliation-with-south-east/?amp

waternogatenemy:
CAN U COME FROM A PLACE U DONT KNOW THEIR LANGUAGE, CULTURE OR KINGSHIP?

A PLACE THAT EVEN THE OBA WROTE IN HIS BOOK THAT IKWERRE ARE NOT FROM BINI.

PLEASE, STOP DAT MADNESS.

Focus on the message, not the messenger.
https://punchng.com/ikwerres-deny-ancestral-affiliation-with-south-east/?amp

Leader. I can't wait for this dude second coming. Heads will roll.