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D best relatnship hv been into r d one's d ladies made d first move. Guyz r different,if i lik u n i try 2 let u knw dat i care n u still dn't giv d green lyt,i'll bck off cos i cn't stand rejctn. D problm wt gals who cn easily express dier feeling to d guyz is dat in d shortest while dey'll see som oda guy dey fink dey like beta. So 4 d guy 2 say "time will tell" i fink he knws exactly wat he said.

I think Barca shld go for this Cothinho,he plays lik a Barca player

We talking football,Epl fans talking shoot and Run,we talking beautiful futbal,ppl talking enywhere Belle Face.

Let's place Barca n madrid in Epl n see Epl bcom a 2 race horse,place Chlsea,Man.u n Man.city in la liga n see em struggle.truth is Barca n madrid r jst too gud.hardly will a player 4rm laliga underperform in Epl,Kun,sylva,yaya,sanchez etc,buh cn't say d same 4 Epl players moving 2 laliga,Bale. Epl is gud buh over hyped.Laliga is beta.
D top 4 teams in Epl will find it extremely difficult 2 compete wt d 3rd,4th,5th n 6th clubs inLaliga

All I see in EPL is power n pace,we hardly see skillz n nice dribles,"enywhere belle face" futbal.EPL no.1 club(chelsea) will b thrashed by La.liga no.4(Valencia).

Talking abt smbdy who does not think b4 talking,d cse of AIT coms 2 mind.som ppl say Tompolo,Asari,Boyloaf hv all seen money n so will not stand against dis move,if d NA culd not defeat em wen dey had "little" resources,is it nw dat dey've made billions of Naira 2 fortify demslves dat u fink u'll b able 2 defeat em.polithiefians kip stealing billions everyday 4 doing absolutely nothing,while mst of em r d ones shouting dat d contract be revoked.I pray wat happened 2 Jona doesn not befall GMB,mst of d ppl around GMB r certified criminls n silly ppl.God bless GEJ 4. Accepting defeat,God bless GMB,God bless Nigeria

Its very funny 4 som1 2 fink dat Pep will fail in Epl,Epl is all abt pace n strenght whc is d major reason dey dn't go far in European competitn,Pep will so expose so many english teams wt not jst ball Possession buh wt accurate passing n positioning.I knw if he shld go 2 Man.city,he'll buy his kinda players dat'll fit in in2 his pattern.Pep will even win d league wt Arsenal @least in his 2nd seasn

Both of em r gud buh being a football lover,I prefer Pep.jose wil giv u trophy even if it means playing a dirty game,Pep will also giv u trophy buh a clean performance.Jose believes futbal is all abt trophy,buh Pep believes its first of all an entertainmnt.Jose loves stiffness in his game,Pep loves flexibility n swiftness,Jose specializes in defending,Pep lovs attacking.most portuguese r very arrogant(Jose,Deco,Figo,CR7,Nani,Joa Montinho),most spanish players r Raul,Xavi,Iniesta,David Villa).both coaches r great,it all depends on hw u view d game

I lik CR7 but he does not play lik d world best footballer,if u can't scor u assist by giving a great pass whc he neva did,he was alwys in frnt of d goal 2 do hez normaal tap-in.hazard shld not dream of going 2 madrid while CR7 is stil der unless hez ready 4 d Bale kinda treatmnt.Pele n Cryuf shld bury dier faces in shame sayin Messi n Neyner jr cannot. Play 2gada

All dis kids shouting d fear of Buhari. U fink d militants r scared of him,d calmness in dis region is rather defeaning.pls refrain 4rm stupid n annoying comment dat can brng Nigeria 2 a stand still.mind u,dis guys r jst waitin 4 a rong move 4rm Buhari

Let's jst. Wait and see d definitn of APC's change with Tinubu,Amechi etc on board.
Congra2latnz 2 Buhari Although I neva supported him.

Said 2 me,r u alwys dis quiet?b4 I culd say a word,she jumped down ma throat n said enyways u buying my launch.

TheFilmmaker:
We probably have different family backgrounds and one of the moral tenets of my family (not married yet) is to shun hypocrisy. That it.

We shun hypocrisy. I will never ever ever ever slap my mother. Nor another person's mother. I, therefore, will never condone such.

I don't know about you. If she can slap your mother, then you can slap your mother too. Savvy?

.but your wife z. Sombdy's mother,does she deserve d slap?

Dis kinda issues makes me very sad n angry @ d same time.
-if I cannot hit my wife,den nobdy on d surface. Of dis earth shld.
-if I cannt hit my mother,nobdy shld do dat.
Only women undastnd each other,your wife definately has her reasons 4 refusing 2 Giv her d pictures,although I would hv prefered she directed my mum 2 me,knwing Dat I would hv discussed It wt her b4 giving out d pictures.
I'll deal wt my wife seriously buh in my own way,as 4 my mum demanding dat she leaves my houz,who dash m dat kind authourity na?
Jst play d peaace maker buh let your mum also knw dat she messed up.

Nija guys no dey do all dos Mara n Clara Nonsense.

Bros use your fingers n explore while u watch her respnce,try 2 knw her center of gravity,mouth 4 bobby,nipples in btw your fingers as u rub it.finally go down n use your jeremiah.if shez not ok wt dat,bros RUN,dem no dey paay pension o

After reading dis 1 monkey go stil com here dey shout Sai Buhari/GEJ till 2019.
OKPONU oshi. Aka DIDINRIN

I love u is d easiest sentence 4 mst guyz 2 say esp wen lill jnr is doing d thinking.if your lady shld giv u her hand bag 2 carry,2 fings r involved,its either she wnts oda ladies 2 knw ure taken or she wnts dem 2 knw shez in charge of d relatnship.
As 4 scrutinizing our fones,dey cn't hlp it,dey'll jst do it,n most times it is gud,esplly wen dey r oda admirers,it makes em jealous n a lill jealousy is gud 4 d relatnship

Dis story reminds me of smfing.
After my final exams in d Uni. My babe pleaded dat we shld spend d nyt 2geda,since I was staying wt my parent,we decided 2 go 2 a guesthouse,afta d wild fun all thru d nyt,my babe woke me up around 5:30am 4 morning devotion,God abeg 4give me cos I was jst laughing as she was casting n bindind d devil.I jst cn't help but laff weneva I remember dis stuff.

Manuel deserves d trophy,but dis daiz ppl vote 4 who dey lik not who deserves it

I'm a Barca fan,yes I wnt him 2 leave Camp Nou,dis Sandro Rosell/Bartomeo Administratn is useless,Lucho is clueless,Zubi z. A fool.I wnt. My Boi 2 b happy cos dats d only way 2 bring out d best in him.

I'll adjust d mirror so as 2 see my gal's face,I knw I won't b able 2 control d laughter n no mata hw angry she Is,she'll eventually hit me 4rm behind n join in d laughter.my fwend in front won't knw y we r laughing.but I jst hv 2 find a way 2 pacify her wen we get home.JST. KNW YOUR GAL

Dey'll say money....wen. Dey get d guy wt money,dey'll wnt d guy wt d fear of God.
Dey'll say dey want a God fearing man...wen dey hv 1,dey'll complain hez not gud in bed.
Mst Ladies r alwys confused abt wat dey wnt

I hv. Alwys said it n I wil kip sayin it,Sandro Rosell,Bartomeu n d worst is Lucho r d one's killing FCB.
I doubt if dat guy (Lucho) did his. Homework by watching Barca's previous games esply El-classico.As far as I'm concern,Lucho has neva gotten eny line up correctly,worst stil he does not learn 4rm his mistakes.some myt say he got it ryt against PSG,dats a big lie,PSG simply did not play well dat day.
Laporta shld b brought back ASAP.
If Lucho continues,I see Barca not playing UCL nxt season.

Wat is d meaning of Boko haram?
Does d cert. Obtained in a western educatnal setting supprts Boko haram's agenda?
Dis appears 2 b a lie,but d questn shld b,Y giv an xcuse dat appears 2 b a lie.
Sending many on a wild goose chase while d main reason z known 2 jst a few.
Many will read but a few wil undastnd.

Afta enuf bragging,I no last past 10sec. D babe being a nice babe,jst 2 make me feel beta asked me,so u luv me dis much.

Hez d most handsom celebrity in Africa,
Alwys cool,humble n funny @ d same time.
2 me,hez d sexiest guy in Africa.

I fink. D most painful of em all Is reaching gettin 2 cannan in 10sec.

Booty4me:
DREAM ON

if u stay in d same houz wt all dis guys u hear of n see on Tv 4 jst a mnth,mayb u'll value dat guy u hv nw.

Its funny hw smbdy can judge evrybdy wt d same yardstick,handsome guys r mst times lonely,evry gal finks he is taken or has so many galfwends,but dats not alwys d case.

D power of kitten