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Typical nigerian police approach
Must they release all the leads they have, can't they work in silence?

Those wey don jam am for roadblock be like
You say!

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DrRasheed:
The kind of Slap Politicians deserve.

I swear

But that guy wey slap person sef...

Thegeneralqueen:
How can I unsee this

Here take this

Acanbilivit

See him meaty head!!

Awon Omo #vision2020
If you know you know :?

Omo the woman get mind o

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Lolls
When y'all be dropping your numbers on forums like hot akara, what else do you expect??

You'd better go and modify all the posts you dropped your number in, and delete your number from them!!

That's how stars do!!

Bahamas95:
Jesu! Are you advicing someone to buy fairly used bike for business? When the bike start to give am problem ready to give am money to dey repair am everyday.


I don talk my own finish

Lolls
I mean no disrespect, but are you an employee or own a business of your own?

ThisisIkemefuna:
Tell me more. How can one go about it?

Look for a bike mechanic around you or even an okada rider and tell him you need a second hand bike, they are usually the first to know when anyone wants to sell their bike. You should get a feedback in less than three weeks.

If you have no knowledge of bikes I'll advice you to look for someone who does cos there are really bad bikes out there. Even if you have to pay them a stipend to help you inspect it.
The person would be able to tell how much the bike is really worth, and most importantly save you from buying a bike that would be giving you troubles all the time.

Okay

ThisisIkemefuna:
I'm not sure there's bike anywhere for 100k o

Lollz
The 100k is just enough.
If you know where to look , you'll get a fairly used bike that will serve you well for 80k.

400billionman:
Look at the people you are servicing or selling to.

You cannot be richer than your customer. If your customers are car owners, you will soon own a car. If your customers are trekkers, you will soon lose the car you already have.

Choose your customers wisely..

They are higher than you, they will pull you up.

They are lower than you, they will drag you down.

Dunno where you got this idea from, but I disagree with the idea that servicing or selling to people who are lower than you means you'll go down too.
That's like saying everyone who patronises an hotel is 'higher' than the owner, or everyone who patronises a beer parlour is higher than the owner, or every one who buys wizkid's music or attends his show is higher than him.
How many of dangote, otedola, or adenuga's customer are higher than them?.

ruggedtimi:
the boy that took him pictures, wat should one call him wicked or a blessing?

An instrument I'd say
He was used without his consent

voltron14:
A shame that someone's property was stolen and he sought penance?

Nor mind d guy jare

I'm surprised no one is condemning the thief sef, when the bulk of them are yahoo boys how will they see any wrong in stealing.

BTW we've seen "ordinary civilians" do worse to thieves.
From 20k to 2k??! That thief nor get joy o

When una dey shout minimum wage una nor know say na Greek gift una wan collect abi

Wait till rice hit 35k per bag

Government wey go take right hand give come use left hand take am back with interest sef

SMH

LeoFish92:
So I went to this shop in my new hood to cut my hair. I had gone 5 weeks without a haircut and was already looking like a Wild animal.

Met the young barber and my intuition rang the alarm bells: he looks like an apprentice!!

I ignored the warnings and sat on the swivel chair. I desperately needed a haircut!

Afro punk, I told him, and proceeded to instruct him on how I love it. Has to be bespoke!.

He nodded in affirmation, grabbed the clipper and gave me a shocker.....

When I saw his grasp of the clipper -- feeble and weak, and his strokes, lacking finesse and the dexterity of a professional barber -- I knew I was in for trouble.

15 mins later and he had already given me a hair cut I never knew existed.

He finished and I was still looking like a Wild Animal; a domesticated wild Animal.

He looked at me and I could see guilt written all over his face. He knows.

I wasn't mad at him. Baby steps he was taking. One day, he'll become a pro.

But will I go back to his shop? Not in this life.

Being new in the neighbourhood, just look at your neighbours' head and ask anyone with decent haircut to show where they cut their hair.
Apprentices are always eager to try new hair styles, even if they've never tried it.

ola33t:





They should be happy the performance wasn't shut down by a knife wielding teenager or a bearded man in long robe, fully kitted in suicide vest while shouting the usual words.

U funny die I swear

ArcFresky:
Joke of a country..

Did you know
When a top officer is redeployed to a new location, the command will refurnish his/her new apartment?
Even if the furniture are only a few months old?


Did you know these officers, rent their own apartment through govt to themselves?

Did you know a CP get #5,000,000 housing allowance every year, while a constable has to buy his own uniform

Did you know 300m votes went to BBN's mercy?

Do you know it cannot be better for you if you voted in BBN and didn't vote in d last election

Do you know if u want it to be better for you, you Will vote in d next election...?

May it be better for us.

I really can't tell if it's the people or the situation of the country. 98% of the population appears to be mentally challenged

Lord save us!!

Nazakid:
Are you a fresh graduate, a nursing Mother, unemployed, have you been looking for a business you can start with 20k or less. Search no further.

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T-Shirt business have been thriving in Nigeria for years, No one who does not wear T-Shirt, look around you even as you are reading this you must see someone wearing T-Shirt around you. We are major importer of Indian T-shirts, I want to help Nairalanders to start this business and make some profits.
Note: The goal is to start without a Shop as Shop will cost more than 20k, you can sell to your friends, neighbours, colleagues and Church members, you can also sell on Jumia or Konga.

One bundle of Indian T-shirts is from 10k and above but for the benefit of those here seeking extra income I will be supply a bundle at the rate of 8500 Naira then you can sell at the rate of 1200 and above. Here you can start with 2 bundles which 17k.
Please note that a bundle contains 10pcs of T-shirts. It's a very lucrative business as no T-Shirt in Jumia costs less than 1500, you can check it out yourself, when you sell less than 1500 you will experience speedy sales, you can also sell above 1500 depending on your location and environment but remember the cheaper it is the faster you sell.

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Pls just for clarification sake
Do you have another nl account with the moniker Ezenku?

After this, let them do another one for money for Mark too
These darned lecturers will give the police a run for their money when it comes to extortion

MyVILLAGEpeople:
This is absolute nonsense.

Why do we keep ridiculing ourselves before the world always.

All what this so called BBC knows about is to be sharing Nigeria bad side, As if they are saints.

Nothing goes for nothing. if you as a lady decides to trade marks for sex, fine.

Rubbish.

Is this one talk??

W.ho visa epp
They are all avoiding the main issue like the African politicians they are

what's the assurance that those "south animals" won't start butchering foreigners again anytime they feel like
Idiots all of them!!!!

Alexgeneration:
Muslims shouldn't be angry because

Bros hope u have insult proof
Cos I'm pretty sure <b>they</b> are coming for your head