₦airaland Forum

awesomeJ:
NRS will only collect funds that belong to the FG or the federation (All 3tiers)

PIT belongs exclusively to states and so isn't collectible by NRS

Are you sure of this one ?

Agbalowomeri:
This one no be spaceX o

SonofElElyonRet:
Na EDUECO be SpaceX

Na SohSoh be SpaceX.

SohSoh:
Someone tell another naysayer that the people that paid for the recommendation made a 143% return on investment

Now I'm sure of your identity.

You doing a paid subscription scheme for your "recommendations" ??

SpaceX no go kee pesin wit laff.

SohSoh:
A trip down memory lane::: Zendi was among the naysayers

Are you here to gloat over so called recommendation success?
Or are you here to, like other people, try and make money from stocks?

If it is the latter, why not start loading the audio gold you're so bullish on into your own portfolio, instead of trying to impose your "recommendation" at gun point ?
But if it is MH trophy you're after, be advised, it's already taken.

Loco Hypes Ltd is in a class above you as the sky is high above the earth.

Loco comes with authentic market intelligence (secret info)
He comes with a luxury yacht.
He brings a bull-ram for refreshment.

You just keep printing junked stuff generated by AI chatbots programed by ppl that know nothing about NGX.

Stop singing and gloating over MECURE. It was not you that listed it on the NGX. We were trading on it before you mktd it. Many other stocks appreciated equally or even more over the same period you're claiming credit for.

Finally, if you're SpaceX as I suspect, I regret chatting with you.

Agbalowomeri:
At least that one suppose give them 10kobo dividend

That na something oo abeg. Business no easy.

KarlTom:
This article was published 5 [solid] years ago.

Since that time there has been little or no update. Are they using 5years to 'consult' with stakeholders?

Since that time I think it's only gravels and quarries they've found in commercial quantity.

SohSoh:
When I last issued a BUY recommendation on MeCure in June 2025, the stock was trading at ₦11.50.
Today, MeCure is trading at ₦28 — representing an impressive 143% return.

Now I'm back with Another BUY Recommendation

Stock: Japaul

Many thanks.

Pls any news, any idea when Japaul might actually commence gold mining ?

I liken this enquiry to our speculations on Ellah's commencement of palm oil milling.

Locotrader:
No be small pikin ram oooo.
The ram Japaul go produce na the one wey the horn don coil

The ram na cow size.

Locotrader:
This will be the reward for those in Japaul this Xmas.
Price must respond to gold news whether they are producing gold or not.

Loco Hypes Ltd in action.

You promoted CI Leasing with a yacht, the MV Bello. Now you're doing Japaul with with a ram.

I salute your marketing stuntmanship.

Raider76:
They are used to paying high taxes in their countries

Paying high taxes at home will be better for them than paying it abroad considering other hassles and stresses of investing in a foreign land.

Low taxes and easy loot brought the fpi's here, not to come and face the same tough taxes they fled from at home.

KarlTom:
Coming back to meet a tax of 30%

In fact many foreign investors may exit the NGX in Nov/Dec to escape the Jan tax mania, according to one Bloomberg report I read.

Beware of what you want in case you get it.

Some people may get GTB at their dream junctions.

Bargain hunters take note.

essentialone1:
Ladies and gentlemen, keep back some of your money and get ready to welcome back Standard Alliance Insurance Plc now renamed as Fortis Global Insurance Plc, to the Stock market. With its current price at N0.20, its Bull Run once it return will be on for a very long time. Stay tuned...

You called us STD, so we changed name to Fortis Global.

BBC no go kee pesin.

Una wey no sabi write good pidgen come learn oo.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cpd9gv2xwexo

Streetinvestor2:
On a different note why na stocks way hope fit dey in the next 10 yrs u dey like buy.
Based on that ur 93 thing u don old.When u dey plan to retire and enjoy this money when na all this kpakus u dey like buy.U no dey consider cash flow soonest to keep body and soul together.
U buy stock go join prayer and fasting on top every Sunday. They hope if ur pastor go see revelation towards that direction. Or make declaration towards that side.eg
U will be like dangota next yr.u go come assume kpakus is about to make it happen..lol

Street you no go kee pesin wit laff.

But you know say na Idahosa declaration make Alhaji himself what he is. SonofEly fit jam another powerful man of God one day.

Streetinvestor2:
Oga just say that yeye man that calls himself Prof but has not really achieved much in his state. Sometimes I feel his certificate should be questioned with the way he talks

No be any Prof I hear oo, but every office holder go see 'm scorecard on election day.

GeneralDae:
What borrowings are you talking about? From what I see, Government actually reduced borrowing so far this year compared to last year.

I will not name names here. I hear that one SE Governor who is himself strangling his people with draconian revenue schemes, advised the Topman to stop borrowing from abroad when the people are walking about with pockets full of money.

Every indication is that the advice fell on happily receptive ears. The overly expanding tax net seems to lend support.

megawealth01:
Una don start chasing my PZ?

When PZ was begging for less than 35 on Tuesday nobody chase that bae

Na now you wan talk.

When $7M mystery loot was found in your Providus vault, I no hear your voice.

KarlTom:
The bolded is hilarious 😂

Do you really think those set of people he mentioned are not members of a church? (Note that a church is NOT the building but the people).

Are you saying it is wrong to organize seminars on s**x education, r@pe and the likes inside the church building OR doing so will make the 'faithfuls' meditate on it?

Like I said earlier [paraphrased], the church is a holy place where unholy people congregate...

Marriage seminars for couples where even sex could be discussed I understand.

But wholesale sex education for all comers; for marrieds, singles and minors........are you pastoring in Soddom?

KarlTom:
Actually I believe that the Tax man and the law are two parallel lines.
The taxman has a duty to collect tax.
The law has a duty to ensure that income is generated within the confines of the law.

PS: the church is not exclusively for holy people just like the hospital is not exclusively for healthy people...

Ther'er appropriate and inappropriate topics, times and places, in human conversations. Sensibilities and sensitivities need to be respected.
Going into the Church to legitimize sin and provoke the faithfuls to meditate on sin is plain satanic.

I am not preaching but sharing my thoughts and free speech. There is a thousand decent analogies the tax man could have used to explain his mission inside the Church.

KarlTom:
Dear Sir, if I may

For context, in all the cities I have lived in, there are well known brothe!s and s**x alleys YET the government has not shut them down/sealed those places.

I fully understand your perspective of the morality/legality of such services but is lady Justice [or/and the law] not turning a blind eye to the continued existence of such brothels?

In the context of tax, I believe Mr Taiwo was simply passing a message that IF you offer any service, your 'fees' will be taxed accordingly. I agree that the example he used might not be legally acceptable but...

That man should have taken his sex tax messaging to those places you mentioned.
Instead, he carried his evangelism of vulgarity into the church to offend the sensibilities of innocent people of faith.

Which sexwork taxation is not even doable.

How do you begin to follow men and women about to know when sex for money occurs?

Satanic, kpakus flippancy, inside the Church of all places.

Note : Kpakus is Nsempese. For the meaning, consult Street.

"The children of the community
are our children of the community
who are the children of our community
and we have responsibility"

Leftopian word salad, enjoy.

chimex38:
Ahhh.. This is a serious sth that's becoming just a joke..
How can he amaze such cash and wasn't even flagged digitally or otherwise for explanation or so. Even if na withdrawals from multiple sources.

Over ₦10.5bn!!
Damn

Part of the horror is how somebody is about to forfeit this size of loot.

What could be the gravity of the underlying crime ?

I hope Corruption is not a Nigerian.



https://www.tvcnews.tv/court-orders-forfeiture-of-7m-found-in-providus-bank-vaults/

chimex38:
Latest Tax usage from FAAC

What a judicious usage

So, off to Instanbul just to master the art of rendering wifely support to their Chairmen husbands.
This one is more than wastefulness.
It's a grave insult to taxpayers.

But this thing cuts accross the entire public service, and not limited to Loc Govts, which I cited only as an example.
Have you heard how an unknown person dumped $7M in the vault of a Lagos branch of Providus?

Seven Million Dollars cash for God's sake, let me write it out in full. As at the last I heard, EFCC was still looking for the unknown looter, suspected to be a govt official. Meanwhile the loot has been seized by Govt

Taxpayers have many reasons to be angry in this country.

megawealth01:
Don’t See Taxes As Punishment, FIRS Boss Tells Nigerians

https://tribuneonlineng.com/dont-see-taxes-as-punishment-firs-boss-tells-nigerians/

Hmm, this man is saying the saying of his office. When he is invited to make remarks on taxation, will he tell people that it's punishment?

In nations of public sector transparency, trust and accountability, tax compliance should be a happy Civic obligation.

But, what of the other side, nations perceived to be high on the corruption index, aka lootocracies ?

If you're perfectly sure that your Local Govt Chairman cannot, ever, limit himself to his salary and allowances, it will be painful to the soul handing over your tax for allocation to the tiers of Govt.

Abeg make everybody dey pay tax oo, regardless.

benalvino3:
Very touching moment

A grieving daughter, in the arms of a comforting father.

The Left defends Jimmy Kimmel's free speech, and celebrates the shooting of Charlie Kirk for his own.

In this life, God knows who is Right and who is Left.

On a separate matter, please, those in the know, what is the method of executions in the State of Uta ?

I hear, with deep consolation, that Uta is a death penalty State.