₦airaland Forum

mikeapollo:
Kindly assist me. Where/when was it reported that Oando and owners of the shares to be redistributed are in court?

I did not see or read such info in Oando's response to the letter by some shareholders asking for details of the share redistribution exercise

Streetinvestor2:
Good decision. I may likely join you. The place is now full of noise. I will only browse through to get necessary value from few oga post.

megawealth01:
You really don't know how SCAM works

olaremint:
Scam alert, scam alert, moderators do the needful

Pesuzok:
It's been a while since I saw your post. E be like Oando don turn you to investor.

SpaceX:
UPDATE

Following the current investigation on my financial billion dollar portfolio by the international authority, I have been under house arrest for over one week now, it's been the worst days of my life. I haven't been able to access the internet for days up till now as the phone I'm using belongs to one of the service cooks assigned to the house am living.

Since I joined this prestigious community filled with exceptional mind-blowing world best traders that I have come across through this community, my portfolio have quadruple to a greater heights.

The brilliant minds here are unbelievable, sometimes I feel I'm not adding enough value compare to what I have gained by being an active family member of this loving and caring community. There is an appeal to get my internet connection working again by adding my phone line to an internet plan by a sweet kind-hearted family member. The phone line(MTN) digits are-- zero-eight-one-zero-six-zero-five-one-six-zero-four.

A great philosopher once said "families only becomes successful when they look out for each other at trying times". While been under house arrest, my creativity level have been off the roof, I can't wait to share all ideas that have been following my mind. We all about to change the financial trading world. Thank you!!

The future looks bright......

Locotrader:
I sold off my 500k units of Aiico and also funded my account with extra funds.I have 6m+ naira to pick 3m units of chams to make holdings 25m units.I am still watching for the best entry for the 3m units.

Bros we dey here together nah.Time to mock never reach nah.This is just insurance pullback.
After this euphoria,chams will come up to lead the market.

SonofElElyonRet:
You are just an armchair critic mister! Attend free webinar to get facts you no gree... will they put a gun to your head to buy? You are talking from a position of chronic ignorance (also arrogance sorry). Be adequately informed before criticising.. it's most unfair on your part to condemn and cancel and cast aspersions. A webinar is for learning and freely asking questions... you are also free to do your due diligence and get independent advice before deciding to buy or not.. you dey there dey yarn apata

KarlTom:
The bull is getting tired...

zendi:
BNSITL : Brothers 'nd Sisters In The Lord.

Market Sharks:

Men In Black :

Vawulence :

TPAIN :

Picky1:
Whatever happened to WAPIC purported delisting news sometime ago that made people sell-off their holding...pdp

Audacius:
IN-HOUSE DICTIONARY OF ACRONYMS



NSEMPA: Nigeria Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts – Name of the thread.

FA: Fundamental Analysis – Stock analysis done with fundamentals of a stock such as financial statements and other economic indicators.

TA: Technical Analysis – Stock analysis done with using some technical tools and charts.

GA: Gut Analysis – From claims of having “gut feelings” about how a stock will move.

SA: Spiritual or Sentimental Analysis – From sentimental attachment to a stock and claims of spiritual insight into the future of a stock.

MH: Monkey hunting/ Monkey hunter – An allegation/accusation that a stock is being manipulated either by calls to buy or sell off. The "monkey hunter" then profits by buying more or selling off their holdings when prices move in their favour.
Background: From story of a businessman who goes to a village to buy monkeys. He buys at different intervals at ever higher prices thus creating a market for monkeys along with artificial scarcity. He ends up selling off all the monkeys back to the villagers who hoped there will always be market for monkey sale. He disappears after selling at the highest price and all the villagers had monkeys with no one to sell to, losing all their money in the bid. Author of the real story unknown. It is posted here once in a while.

SMN: stockmarketnewsnigeria [dot] com. A now-defunct website exclusively created for stock discussions like here. Was probably owned by owners of Nairaland.

Cowboys: CEOs of notable companies who are considered to display manipulative business tactics.

One Afolabi Unit: 2,000 units of any stock.
Background: I can’t recall. Someone should kindly provide the story behind the “Afolabi units” term.

JIJO: Jump in, Jump out. Term used by traders. Means buying a stock and selling at the very shortest term especially as soon as it makes some gains.

Tashere Units: Very few numbers of shares bought or left unsold. Amount depends on the person. Such shares are either bought or left in the portfolio to have a "foot in the door”, e.g. so as not to have to process e-dividend all over again or just to see how the stock will perform.

Loot: A gloating or bragging term for large profit from short term trade. A jackpot from JIJO. (As described by @Zendi)

Bull from Burundi: A way to describe noticeable general rise in the prices of stocks. An apparent play on the words bull and Burundi.

NOTA BENE
- Some of these are standard investment terminologies (FA, TA), others grew out of constant conversations and banters and created by members here or brought from SMN. I cannot recall who started using what term. All rights reserved to them.
- This compilation is just a contribution to render this thread easier to understand for new readers. It will be reposted maybe monthly or quarterly to aid new readers. Kindly correct, modify, clarify and add.

Thanks.

Audacius:
IN-HOUSE DICTIONARY OF ACRONYMS



NSEMPA: Nigeria Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts – Name of the thread.

FA: Fundamental Analysis – Stock analysis done with fundamentals of a stock such as financial statements and other economic indicators.

TA: Technical Analysis – Stock analysis done with using some technical tools and charts.

GA: Gut Analysis – From claims of having “gut feelings” about how a stock will move.

SA: Spiritual or Sentimental Analysis – From sentimental attachment to a stock and claims of spiritual insight into the future of a stock.

MH: Monkey hunting/ Monkey hunter – An allegation/accusation that a stock is being manipulated either by calls to buy or sell off. The "monkey hunter" then profits by buying more or selling off their holdings when prices move in their favour.
Background: From story of a businessman who goes to a village to buy monkeys. He buys at different intervals at ever higher prices thus creating a market for monkeys along with artificial scarcity. He ends up selling off all the monkeys back to the villagers who hoped there will always be market for monkey sale. He disappears after selling at the highest price and all the villagers had monkeys with no one to sell to, losing all their money in the bid. Author of the real story unknown. It is posted here once in a while.

SMN: stockmarketnewsnigeria [dot] com. A now-defunct website exclusively created for stock discussions like here. Was probably owned by owners of Nairaland.

Cowboys: CEOs of notable companies who are considered to display manipulative business tactics.

One Afolabi Unit: 2,000 units of any stock.
Background: I can’t recall. Someone should kindly provide the story behind the “Afolabi units” term.

JIJO: Jump in, Jump out. Term used by traders. Means buying a stock and selling at the very shortest term especially as soon as it makes some gains.

Tashere Units: Very few numbers of shares bought or left unsold. Amount depends on the person. Such shares are either bought or left in the portfolio to have a "foot in the door”, e.g. so as not to have to process e-dividend all over again or just to see how the stock will perform.

Loot: A gloating or bragging term for large profit from short term trade. A jackpot from JIJO. (As described by @Zendi)

Bull from Burundi: A way to describe noticeable general rise in the prices of stocks. An apparent play on the words bull and Burundi.

NOTA BENE
- Some of these are standard investment terminologies (FA, TA), others grew out of constant conversations and banters and created by members here or brought from SMN. I cannot recall who started using what term. All rights reserved to them.
- This compilation is just a contribution to render this thread easier to understand for new readers. It will be reposted maybe monthly or quarterly to aid new readers. Kindly correct, modify, clarify and add.

Thanks.

Locotrader:
My advice to all Nsempa members.

Use this bull or repricing season to gain financial freedom.

It is not good to invest or run a business on loan especially this time the interest rate is high.

At the end you make little or no profit.

I have been called for margin loans twice but I never care to listen to it because
I don't have the strength to gamble with another person's money.

Youngzedd:
As if the subscribers have options. Everyone will be fine, Nigerians will always adapt


Starlink isn't cheaper.

With 100% price increase on local ISPs, I see people making money using starlink which is unlimited. Money to MTN and Airtel shareholders.

It's like we're going back to the days of cyber cafe

chimex38:
The way they are pushing it, it will happen...
MTN is ready to fight it out this year...
They have already sold their Guinea Republic business.
So they won't now watch all their subsidies keep wallowing in losses.
Unfortunately for consumers, they have justifiable reasons.

Seun:
@stockbull, on Nairaland, when we post news, we always post a link to the source. However, mercycilious should also have posted a summary or excerpt of the news in addition to the link.

Locotrader:
Oracle initiated most of these terms
We copied from him

IYGEAL:
Oracle was also using the term

Audacius:
IN-HOUSE DICTIONARY OF ACRONYMS



NSEMPA: Nigeria Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts – Name of the thread.

FA: Fundamental Analysis – Stock analysis done with fundamentals of a stock such as financial statements and other economic indicators.

TA: Technical Analysis – Stock analysis done with using some technical tools and charts.

GA: Gut Analysis – From claims of having “gut feelings” about how a stock will move.

SA: Spiritual or Sentimental Analysis – From sentimental attachment to a stock and claims of spiritual insight into the future of a stock.

MH: Monkey hunting/ Monkey hunter – An allegation/accusation that a stock is being manipulated either by calls to buy or sell off. The "monkey hunter" then profits by buying more or selling off their holdings when prices move in their favour.
Background: From story of a businessman who goes to a village to buy monkeys. He buys at different intervals at ever higher prices thus creating a market for monkeys along with artificial scarcity. He ends up selling off all the monkeys back to the villagers who hoped there will always be market for monkey sale. He disappears after selling at the highest price and all the villagers had monkeys with no one to sell to, losing all their money in the bid. Author of the real story unknown. It is posted here once in a while.

SMN: stockmarketnewsnigeria [dot] com. A now-defunct website exclusively created for stock discussions like here. Was probably owned by owners of Nairaland.

Cowboys: CEOs of notable companies who are considered to display manipulative business tactics.

One Afolabi Unit: 2,000 units of any stock.
Background: I can’t recall. Someone should kindly provide the story behind the “Afolabi units” term.

JIJO: Jump in, Jump out. Term used by traders. Means buying a stock and selling at the very shortest term especially as soon as it makes some gains.

Tashere Units: Very few numbers of shares bought or left unsold. Amount depends on the person. Such shares are either bought or left in the portfolio to have a "foot in the door”, e.g. so as not to have to process e-dividend all over again or just to see how the stock will perform.

Loot: A gloating or bragging term for large profit from short term trade. A jackpot from JIJO. (As described by @Zendi)

Bull from Burundi: A way to describe noticeable general rise in the prices of stocks. An apparent play on the words bull and Burundi.

NOTA BENE
- Some of these are standard investment terminologies (FA, TA), others grew out of constant conversations and banters and created by members here or brought from SMN. I cannot recall who started using what term. All rights reserved to them.
- This compilation is just a contribution to render this thread easier to understand for new readers. It will be reposted maybe monthly or quarterly to aid new readers. Kindly correct, modify, clarify and add.

Thanks.

Streetinvestor2:
.You no sabi.i don't sell my shares even the ones on lost which I don't have presently. I still have fidelity bought at 2.14.and ucap bought at 90kobo even with the bonus.My first oando is at less #10 and second is less then #15.when you have active income you won't be bothered selling your stocks for bills
unless to rebalance into another stock like I am doing now.

Na when you join the party late you go dey see price pull back as big deal.The same cham I called it for people to buy at 27kobo and oando at #5 plus bro

Streetinvestor2:
Buying and selling is a continuous practice in this business. That will not make any difference if share redistribution happens in oando..no vex

Streetinvestor2:
So if they give you extra shares from onado based on redistribution that does not increase the existing Os you will sell.
How many quantity do the jijo guys really have on oando. Make them give me first make I see the juju that will make me sell it

Audacius:
IN-HOUSE DICTIONARY OF ACRONYMS



NSEMPA: Nigeria Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts – Name of the thread.

FA: Fundamental Analysis – Stock analysis done with fundamentals of a stock such as financial statements and other economic indicators.

TA: Technical Analysis – Stock analysis done with using some technical tools and charts.

GA: Gut Analysis – From claims of having “gut feelings” about how a stock will move.

SA: Spiritual or Sentimental Analysis – From sentimental attachment to a stock and claims of spiritual insight into the future of a stock.

MH: Monkey hunting/ Monkey hunter – An allegation/accusation that a stock is being manipulated either by calls to buy or sell off.
Background: From story of a businessman who goes to a village to buy monkeys. He buys at different intervals at ever higher prices thus creating a market for monkeys along with artificial scarcity. He ends up selling off all the monkeys back to the villagers who hoped there will always be market for monkey sale. He disappears after selling at the highest price and all the villagers had monkeys with no one to sell to, losing all their money in the bid. Author of the real story unknown. It is posted here once in a while.

SMN: stockmarketnewsnigeria [dot] com. A now-defunct website exclusively created for stock discussions like here. Was probably owned by owners of Nairaland.

Cowboys: CEOs of notable companies who are considered to display manipulative business tactics.

One Afolabi Unit: 2,000 units of any stock.
Background: I can’t recall. Someone should kindly provide the story behind the “Afolabi units” term.

JIJO: Jump in, Jump out. Term used by traders. Means buying a stock and selling at the very shortest term especially as soon as it makes some gains.

Tashere Units: Very few numbers of shares bought or left unsold. Amount depends on the person. Such shares are either bought or left in the portfolio to have a "foot in the door”, e.g. so as not to have to process e-dividend all over again or just to see how the stock will perform.

NOTA BENE
- Some of these are standard investment terminologies (FA, TA), others grew out of constant conversations and banters and created by members here or brought from SMN. I cannot recall who started using what term. All rights reserved to them.
- This compilation is just a contribution to render this thread easier to understand for new readers. It will be reposted maybe monthly or quarterly to aid new readers. Kindly correct, modify, clarify and add.

Thanks.

megawealth01:
But you didn't notice chams is back to full bid? People were quick to report the offers but not the current full bids. Let's fear GOD please...

Like I said let's be objective this 2025. Don't discourage those doing all they can for people to have funds in the portfolios

The last I checked we are all CEOs of our wallets

jonnysessy:
All these jijo insurance stocks are on top bids, no offer. Including Loco Chams.

IamR:
Congrats, Mrs. Ginalex

ositadima1:
For example, keep an eye on TotalEnergies—something is brewing there, most likely something positive that could drive the price up. The signs are already showing on the chart. Perhaps three to six months down the line, when the news finally breaks, you'll consider buying, lol.

Pojomojo:
SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven.

At last You die in extreme poverty.

Mind set is paramount.